"Who are you and what are you doing in my house? I'm calling the police."

Inspirational words, aren't they? Somewhere in those syllables must lie the key to life itself because each and every person I've spoken to in the middle of the night after climbing in their bedroom window has said it. I think it might be the last message from God.

But enough spirituality! Hi, I'm Jack and I like to write fanfiction (Hello Jack.) I also write my own stories but until I'm published and famous and stepping on little people no one seems to care about that. What you see below you -taps screen- is my only fanfiction under this name. I wrote a few others then decided to go into hiding when I couldn't finish them. It was painful to look at my list and see the poor little unfinished stories that would never no completion. So like any good parent I changed my name and moved. None of them were Avatar though, so you can relax.

I am of college age but currently on haitus from classes (see: frightened by professors) and instead working at a "Pet Hotel" nights. That's right, I get to play with dogs and cats all night at an hour when there are no customers to bother me and I don't even have to answer the phone when they call. Ha, I see you shaking with envy already.

Story Updates!

12/29/09-

The Last Dragon: I'm back! And I've uploaded two (1.5?) chapters in three days! No wai!

Beta Search: I wand a Beta. Other people have nice Betas, why can't I have a nice Beta? Or a Beta at all for that matter. (Oh right, because I'm lazy!) Having a Beta would both get rid of those pesky "spelling" issues that crop up when Word automatically corrects something the wrong way after I misspell it so badly even a computer can't figure out what I'm trying to say. It could also help to have someone who spots those pesky little plot holes that crop up. Right now when I see them I go back, edit a few lines, and pretend it's always been there (What? No I didn't forget about Appa being right there to help them escape. You must have read it wrong -editedit-) So I'm scanning the Beta profiles for someone who might like me, but if anyone happens to see this and has a suggestion...

New Computer: That's right, I now have NO excuses not to update. Not a one. Except pie. I never plan for pie.