Some things about me!

Name: Is way too long so i dont like it!

Nickname/s: Niquie Poo, NP, SSM, Parca. I have heaps!!!

Age: Not telling

Favourite Colour/s: Green, Black, Red, Grey, Blue and White!

Things I Like: Chocolate, My Friends, Music, Drawing, Writing, Reading, Dancing, Sleeping, Full Moons, Nature, The Night, The Sky and loads more!! And Exclamation Marks!!!!!!!!!!

Decription of Me: Short, Crazy, Shy, Weird, Hypo, Blonde, Blue Eyes, Sweet, Evil, Unique and A totally Froot Loop!!!!!!

This is the ways you can tell who's your friend and best friend:

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will call my mom by Ms., and dad by Mr., and grandpa by Mr.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call my mom by mom, and dad by dad, and grandpa by gramps

FRIENDS: Would help you find your Mr.Prince

BEST FRIENDS: Would be there kidnapping your Mr.Prince

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food. (Ahem... For Your Entertaiment2)

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

NOW POST THIS!

Be crazy, be weird,
and don't be afraid of what anybody thinks

I hate it when you
have to be nice to
somebody you really
want to throw
a brick at.

Me:
"Yes, mum i understand!"
*2 minutes later*
"Wait, what did she
want me to do again?"

That awkward moment
when you're the person
who is first at the lunch
table, and look like a loner

I'm not shy
I'm just really good
at figuring out who's
worth talking to.

You never realise how
weird your friends are
until you start to describe
them to someone else.

That little dance your
thumbs do when you
don't know how to
answer to a text.

Most of my mornings
consist of me trying
to avoid any human
interaction.

I need an extra day
between Saturday
and Sunday.

I restart the whole
Song when I miss
My favourite part.

Weird is just a
Side effect of
being awesome.

An apple a day keeps
anyone away if you
throw it hard enough.

Sometimes I wish I was
an octopus, so I could
slap 8 people at once.

If the number 666 is
considered evil, 25.8069
is the root of all evil.

If Big Bang Theory,
How I Met Your Mother &
Two & A Half Men combined,
the show would be... How
I Banged Your Mother with
Two & A Half Men.

We are best friends.
Always remember
that if you fall,
I will pick you up...
After I finish laughing.

When someone
touches my phone,
I automatically
turn into a ninja.

I love being weird!!!!