Aspiring writer and occasional fan-fiction-er (whenever I can come up with one from my limited knowledge of popular culture). Please don't laugh at the hermit, poke her with sticks, or feed her meat. Too much or too little sugar/caffeine may cause extreme and/or unpredictable behavior in the writer; continue at your own risk.

Also, I love sauerkraut and pickles. And a certain blond-haired, blue-eyed wizard... *shivers in boots* Yum! ;)