This is a oneshot tale about the life of Nearly Headless Nick. Rated teen just in case. The full summary is inside. Read and review, please. Wheeee.

When miscief calls, who is the unfortunate victim it shall lay its grief upon. Of coarse, none other then the great potions master, Severus Snape. A tale of the famous billowing cloak gone wrong. The affects of his entrances are at stake, and blah, blah.

harry is kidnapped by voldemort, he finds out that things are not as they seem. i know my summery isn't very descriptive, but hopefully the story will be ok.

Lily and the Marauders switch genders, Dumbledore refuses to help them until they can get along. Now they want to get back at him. it is going to be the prank of a lifetime, and laughs to go around.

would the legendary marauders destroy their lives for a sandwich? who will get it? would any of them? would they be able to get rid of it in time? a story of disaster and mayham, with ham. it's funny.

My First oneshot. It's a short sad fanfic. Warning male and male, very very very mild and nongraphic, so don't think about it. HarryDraco. enjoy. Don't like it too bad.