Hey! My name is Michelle but everyone calls me Mimi. I am a huge fan of Anime. I Love Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, Harry Potter, Twilight Saga (but prefers Harry Potter over it),

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much weirdo?"

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, FOREST RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your a jerk isn't it?"

A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!!

A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

1. Have you ever been asked out?
Yerr... But Were Not Together Anymore

2. Where did you get your default picture?

Your Mom lol jk Google

3. What's your middle name?
Annmarie

4. Your current relationship status?
Single

5. Does your crush like you back?
I Don't Have One Anymore

6. What is your current mood?
Tired & Bored

7. What color of underwear are you wearing?
You'd like to know wouldn't you... ;)

8. What color shirt are you wearing?
Black

9. Missing something?
My Life :/ lol

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Too Much...

11. If you must be an animal for one day, what?
Either Akamaru, A Really Large Wolf, Or A Really Large Black Panther

12. Ever had a near death experience?
Yes I Almost Got Hit By A Car Twice In The Same Day While Riding My Bike Less Then 1 minute apart. oops :)

13. Something you do a lot?
Facebook, Singing, Cussing, Talking, Twitter, Read, Being Random, Poking People, Yelling At My Brother For Being So Annoying

14. The song stuck in your head?
Boys by Jessie James

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Idk

16. Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
My Friend Ashley

17. When was the last time you cried?
Dunno...

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Choir..? Other Than That. No. Too Scarreedd

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
That They're Idiots

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Smoothies :)

22. What's your biggest secret?
That I Am Still Trying To Figure Out Who I Am. I'm Different Around Different People

23. Favorite color?
Black, Blue, Purple

24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Of Course! Why Not! Except For Barney And Dora The Explorer.

26. What are you?
I'm A Guy... No You Dumbass I'm A Female Obvs!

27. Do you speak any other language?
Not really, Abit Of Spanish And French Here And There

28. What's your favorite smell?
Spray Paint (I'm Not A Crack Head I Just Like The Smell Of It) & The Ocean (It smells like home (:)

29. Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Troublesome

31. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope... :( But I Want To

32. What are you thinking about right now?
Tacos... not really just singing oh hot damn this is my jam...

33. What should you be doing?
Sleeping

34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My Brother

35. How often do u talk to God?
Every Night

36. Do you like working in the yard?
Hell Nah!!! lol :)

37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
one of these names cause they are fun lol

38. Do you act differently around the person you like ?
No Not Really

39. What is your natural hair color?
Dirty Blond With Blond Highlights

40. Who was the last person to make you cry?
I Honestly Don't Know

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!

I LOVE FRANKIE JONAS!

I LOVE NICK JONAS!

I LOVE JOE JONAS!

I LOVE KEVIN JONAS!

I LOVE JESSE MCCARTNEY!

I LOVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!

I LOVE LOGAN LERMAN!

I LOVE TOKIO HOTEL!

I LOVE FALL OUT BOY!

I LOVE COLE SPROSE!

I LOVE DYLAN SPROSE!

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!

I LOVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD!

I LOVE CODY SIMPSON!

I LOVE THE VERONICAS!

I LOVE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!

I LOVE JASON DERULO!

I LOVE MILEY CYRUS!

I LOVE SELENA GOMEZ!

I LOVE DAVID ARCHULETA!

I LOVE CHRIS BROWN!

I LOVE RIHANNA!

I LOVE KE$HA!

I LOVE BIG TIME RUSH!

I LOVE STERLING KNIGHT!

I LOVE DEMI LOVATO!

I LOVE METALLICA!

I LOVE PAPA ROACH!

I LOVE VICTORIA JUSTICE!

I LOVE ADAM LAMBERT!

I LOVE THE ALL AMERICAN REJECTS!

I LOVE JAKE T. AUSTIN!

I LOVE LIAM HEMSWORTH!

I LOVE PETE WENTZ!

I LOVE PARAMORE!

I LOVE THE BLACK EYED PEAS!

I LOVE MITCHEL MUSSO!

I LOVE 3OH3!

I LOVE MASON MUSSO!

I LOVE TRACE CYRUS!

I LOVE AVRIL LAVIGNE!

I LOVE THE PLAIN WHITE TEES!

I LOVE RADIO HEAD!

if you love the names listed above as well, copy and paste this on your profile(feel free to add any others)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx,IBelongToRoger, XBieberFeverX, TheFallenAngel22

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong!

Check this out...

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdogin this siuation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye!

Put this on your page if you LOVE the Jonas Brothers!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

BOLD ones are me

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (that has nothing to do with me being a bitch)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (you have no idea...)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (atheist is a religion; it's the religion of not believing in god)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (hey, that's my dads fault)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (HAIRSPRAY!)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (hahaha, you said boobs :P)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (wtf? explain that logic)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I be MUST cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (-.- what about the guys huh?)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (hey, my school lunch is good...)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (i don't plan on being for long)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. (no, not even close lol)

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (do birthday parties count?)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (:( you guys are mean...)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. (don't fuck with my friends or ill fuck you up)

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. ( Manga count right?)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (?)

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (oh god if only :'( now you got my hopes up ;)

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (if you don't like writers than why are you on this site?)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (check all of the above :P)

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (how is that my fault? its not like i asked to be born)

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (did you know mosquitoes have 42 teeth? well i learned that from the radio)

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (i'm better than my dad, that makes me proud :))

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work (pshhhhhh, whatever)

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. (if not being emo is so uncool then why do we treat emos like crap?)

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame. (what about black/asian/korean/etc. people who like to dance? what are they?)

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (so to be normal i have to mope around? no thanks.)

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (you don't have to go to church to believe in God)

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. (yeah right and miss out on the candy. psh whatever)

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. (smutty romances rock)

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. (i honestly don't care)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (O.O this is sad but what does pedantic mean?)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the color pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it. (Actually I love rock bands & metal bands)

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (sadly enough, i spend more time on the computer)

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties

I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay.

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl/boy over fictive girls/Bishojos boys or BIshies girls, so I MUST hate guys or girls.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled. (?? animals can think you know...)

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser. (-sigh- didn't we already have this conversation?)

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish. (what i wouldn't give to be 12 again...)

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard. (do you know how many people would drown under my care? lets just leave it at alot)

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor. (i get my designer clothes at goodwill :))

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

I HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS, so I MUST be spoiled. (no but i wish lol)

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a southern drawl.

I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST not know how to live anywhere but a big city.

I'm FROM ST. LOUIS, so I MUST be a bad driver.

I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention.

I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go quiet trying not to blow up at insults.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30 am. Well, what are you waiting for?

Write Down 10 Anime Names Of The Opposite Sex

1. Gaara

2. Itachi

3. Kiba

4. Deidara

5. Shino

6. Sesshormaru

7. Inuyasha

8. Neji

9. Sasori

10. Tōshirō Hitsugaya

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

hehe He Doesn't succeed because i unconsciously pull him on the bed snuggle with him like the panda bear he is. :)

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Thinking 'WTF' But Screaming "RAPE" until he leaves.

Number 3 asked you to go out with him?

Aww!! You're so cute of course I will!!!! ;)

4 announced there going to marry 9 tomorrow?

I knew they were gay for each other

5 cooked you dinner?

There aren't any bugs in it... are there?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

He looks so sweet and innocent and cute!!!!!!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Were Are My Dog Ears? I Want Some!!!!!!!!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Really Neji, Really? Here are some cookies!!!! :D

9 made fun of your friends?

Shuddup Pinoccio!!!! B4 I Stick You In A Fish Tank Full Of Water And Make Sure You Never Become A Real Boy.

10 ignored you all the time?

I Would Poke Him Until He Stops. :)

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Kill Them With His Sand Coffin

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Call Me An Idiot. Then Wrap It Up And Carry Me To The Nearest Hospital

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

A Puppy Or Stuffed Animals That Looks Like Akamaru & Him

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Pull Me Out Then We Will Proceed To Roast Marshmellos While Him & Sasori Argue About Art

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Talk To You About It

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Looks At Me With An 'I Don't Give A Fuck' Look

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He Would Say "Stop Crying Bitch! I Don't Give A Rats Ass That Your Boyfriend Dumped You!"

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

He helps me train & get revenge on him. Then he proceeds to go beat that mutt to a pulp. That's right ninja skills are bad ass!!!

you compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Saying he has a surprise after this that has to do with ice cream and a movie.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Gives me a lollipop to shut me up for a while.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Cause he is awesome, reminds me of a panda bear, & he is cuuuuuutttteee.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 7. Your reaction?

Huh... I didn't think you went that way or that you knew him. O.o

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Yes they will because he is soooooooooo cute. but my dad wouldn't understand the triangles on his cheeks.

Number 4 loves number 7 as well. What does that mean?

I knew Inuyasha was a man-whore but come on how do you guys even know him???? O.o

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No. I think they will kill each other first b4 they do that.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Uh nothing. cause he scares the crap outta me.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Gosh man-whore much...

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Tenten likes you. So ask her out. I know you like her too.

Number 9 asks you were you have been all his life

Really, Sasori, Really? Don't you have any better pickup lines?

You see number 10 in front of a mirror, you say?

Tell him he looks cute at first then hot because at first he looks like a kid then as you get closer you realize he is an adult. BTW how do you get your hair to stay like that?