Hello, how are you? I'm the one and only phanboy!

phan-phantom phan jeesh.

anyways...I am currently 17 not telling you more.

My muse is Devaun. He is a vampire, with long sleek shiny black hair. He stands taller than me, at 5'11" and dresses much like Jean-Claude from Anita Blake novels. Acts like him too. (sigh)

I am in a host club, if any of you know what that is, you get a cookie!

Alright

clothing: I normally like to dress in jeans and a t-shirt or slacks and a nice shirt. When Devaun burns all my clothing once a month I'm usually forced to dress up like him in silk or leather outfits. Sometimes I think I should stake him and let my life be easier.

face: I have been told I have high cheekbones, but what that means I have no clue. My hair is long, sleek and black; I usually keep it in a ponytail unless Devaun puts it in a bloody ribbon.

height: 5'9'' I'm short... T.T

Quotes:

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

Pleasure is a necessary reciprocal. No one feels, who does not at the same time give it. To be pleased, one must please. What pleases you in others, will in general please them in you.

It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.

I'm not rude, you're insignificant.

He'd make a lovely corpse.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Life's a test - and you're graded on a curve

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

I AM NOT GAY!!!
life is good now (walks off)

Oh and to all my friends out here, I will be posting my very first story, called Phantom Camp. It will be mostly cameos, so be sure to sign up!