This story is all about Emmett's favorite game and the adventures the Cullen's and Bella get into while playing it. Alice and Bella getting married? Is Edward gay? Is Rosalie pregnant? Emmett in love with a werewolf? Find out in this VERY funny story! DS

What if Bella agreed to stay human for Edward? How would Edward feel slowly watching her age into death? This is life after the vote. This is Edward's only right way left. Review!

When Edward abruptly leaves, Bella's not all that surprised. But when Bella picks up a dangerous habit, Edward sure is. Will he make it in time to save her from herself? Will he ever gain ultimate forgiveness? Review!

She wondered what they buried him in. Of course, no one knew. She was sure it was a closed casket. They had told her the damage was too severe. One-shot. Partial song-fic. ExB

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Bella is forced to come to Forks. She's a vampire, Edward's a vampire, she's a hitman, he's a hitman. It's a long story. Things get tangled up and neither know which way to run. EPOVBPOV. And a love... mess. Hard to explain. NOW COMPLETE!