Orthros the King Ectopuss
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Age: 24

Sign: Leo

Bloodtype: B

Favorite Book: O Crânio e O Corvo (The Skull and The Raven), by Leonel Caldela. Unknown for everyone who isn't brazillian AND a RPG player, and with no prevision of translation to any other languages, period. Tough luck for ya, guys!

Favorite Song: When You're Evil, by Voltaire.

Favorite Quotes:

"It's a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought for it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise thet they wear it well." - Albus Dumbledore, from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Don't you see? Voldemort himself created his own worst enemy, just as tyrants everywhere do! Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back!" - Albus Dumbledore, from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

"As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely the things that are the worst for them." - Albus Dumbledore, from Harry Potter and the Pholosopher's Stone.

"Your mother is a (censored) ing (censored) Lorem Ipsum (censored) Admitum Venium (censored) through a (censored) hippopotamus (censored) republican (censored) ing Daniel Radcliff (censored) with a bucket of (censored) in a castle far away, where no one can hear your (censored) soup (censored) with a bucket of (censored) Mickey Mouse (censored) and a stick of dynamite (censored) magical (censored) Alakazam!" - Albus Dumbledore, from Potter Puppet Pals.

"She's not perfect, but she's the one who said 'yes'!" - Cosmo, from Fairly OddParents.

"They're no match for my detector chair. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES!!! And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE!!!" - Denzel Crocker, from Fairly OddParents.

"WHAT??? I can't be left in a room with children! I'm not a people person: I'm barely a person!" - Denzel Crocker, from Fairly OddParents.

"Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House, you can call me Greg. I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a booo... ard certified diagnostician with a double speciality of infectious disease and nephrology. I'm also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine, you can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?" - Gregory House, from House, M.D.

"I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist. Just because you don't know what the right answer is - maybe there's even no way you could know what the right answer is -, this doesn't make your answer right or even okay. It's much simpler than that. It's just plain wrong." - Gregory House, from House, M.D.

"There is no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass: it's always ugly, always! You live with dignity, you can't die with it." - Gregory House, from House, M.D.

"Stuff like that always sounds cooler than it really was. I've been trying to tell you that for years." - Harry Potter, from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"One sacked, one dead, one's memory removed and one locked in a trunk for nine months. Yeah, I see what you mean." - Harry Potter, from Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix.

"Ah. I've seen this before. Father's valet. Yes. The body reacting to extreme circunstances. He drank. He hid it well until the hit and run. Hit a little girl. Dragged her. But father... fixed it... for him. Took a while, but his body caught up with him. Internalized stress... guilt... fear. It takes a toll. Fear is the worst one. It breakes down the body internally. Stomach acid is overproduced... churns... burns the lining of the stomach. When left unchecked... Father's valet wound up hospitalized. Bleeding ulcer. That's what the doctors said. Fear. Guilt and fear and anxiety - but fear most of all. The game is all about fear. Fear burns. How long have you been afraid, Sugimura?" - Kazuo Kiriyama, from Battle Royale.

"I doubt it will make much difference, unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall." - Minerva McGonagall. from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

"Hold on there, Hunchback of I've-Never-Spoken-To-A-Dame!" - Norm, the Genie, from Fairly OddParents.

"I don't hate him. I loved him until I figured out it hurts a lot less to just not care. You don expect him to turn up to your football match? No disappointments. You don't expect a call on your birthday, don't expect to see him for months? No disappointments. You want us to go make up? Sink a few beers together, nice family hug? I've given him enough hugs. He's given me enough disappointments." - Robert Chase, from House, M.D.

"A sense of justice doesn't legitimize stupidity. Think before you act. Specially if it's not just you that's gonna suffer when it all blows in your idiotic, self-centered pace. You've got to learn about picking your fights, Keiko. Lesson One: never side with a fool." - Shogo Kawada, from Battle Royale.

"Newsflash: Oz is a slum, the White Knight's a retard and the Seven Dwarves gang rape pixies." - Shogo Kawada, from Battle Royale.

"I'm ignoring you. I said I'm ignoring you! STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!!!" - Trixie Tang, from Fairly OddParents.

"A Fruit Loop would not have been able to make his first million with a series of invisible burglaries! A Fruit Loop would never have thought to overshadow enough millionaries to become one of the richest mans on the planet! I. Am. Not. A. FRUIT LOOP!!! And I am not a villain. All I wanted was... love." - Vlad Masters/Plasmius, from Danny Phantom.

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DannyPhantomdotcom by dpluver reviews
Sam creates a website for her web design class. Subject: Danny Phantom. Suddenly it becomes hugely popular, against Sam's expectations. What will happen and what secrets will be exposed? COMPLETE.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,977 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Indemnification by Firefury Amahira reviews
The ultimate enemy returns to his future, now cured of his madness. However, between a vengeful Valerie and a true ultimate evil threatening both Earth and the Ghost Zone, does he have any hope of redemption for the past?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,724 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Dan Phantom, Valerie G. - Complete
Crazy About DP Drabbles by DPcrazy reviews
I've seen tons of these hanging around, so I decided to start one of my own. I usually write these when I get writer's block, so some of them might resemble my other stories or be outtakes. No tragedy, but possibly agnst. Rated for freedom. No cursing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 25,009 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007
If you were gay by HollywoodVampire reviews
House wants to know if Wilsons gay, so what does he do? Instead of looking for small clues and subtle hints he simply asks. Inspired by the song If you were gay by Avenue Q. Contains mild swearing.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Piano Man Deja Vu by emmy m.d reviews
The serious version of my already posted House M.D. Piano Man. Hope you enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - G. House - Complete
House Md Piano Man by emmy m.d reviews
Cuddy has a proposition for House...one he might actually like that doesn't involve sex.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - G. House - Complete
School Trouble by DPcrazy reviews
Sequel to Where Do You Live. Now that Danny's previous adventure is over, it's time to start new. One day, the goverment agents want to talk with Danny Phantom. They tell him that under order of Mayor Masters, what a suprise, he must now attend school.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,803 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Haunted Discoveries by DPcrazy reviews
PrePP. It's amazing what can spring off of a little Halloween haunting for Danny and his friends. Now he's in over his head with Vlad, the media, and all of his friends and family. Can he make it out with his secret intact? Original:The 'Haunted' Hous
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Beauty and the Snark by HouseAddiction reviews
House and Cuddy make bets with each other...Consequences are pretty unique...House realizes just how hard being nice really is...XD Read and review PLEASE! And no flames. Gracias! HUDDY
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Unexpected Places by Erratta reviews
The ghost noticed Lancer and turned its face towards him. “Oh,” it said, “did you need this section? I’m sorry.” A trip to the library has some unexpected results
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Lancer, Ghost Writer - Complete
Ghosts Don't Cry by MoonlightUmbreon reviews
Ghosts don't cry. Ghosts can't cry. Ghosts don't have emotions... oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Phantom Illness by mystery writer5775 reviews
DP House crossover. When Danny falls ill and passes out after ghost fighting who is he sent to? None other than the best money can buy! Doctor Gregory House! But how safe is Danny's secret with this doctor? And how will House stand this teen? Before PP
Crossover - Danny Phantom & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Danny F., G. House - Complete
Tales from the Phantom Planet by MyAibou reviews
Eight characters. Ten tales. One asteroid hurtling towards Earth. Spoilers for Phantom Planet. DxS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,218 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Danny F., Jazz F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
Character Care Guide by BaronOBeefDip reviews
Ever wanted to keep your favorite character as a pet? Have no idea how to care for himherit? Well, this care guide is for you!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007
Dan's Little Problem by BaronOBeefDip reviews
Sequel to Akuyou. Dan Phantom finds himself the parent of a ghostly baby. Can Dan learn to be a father in time? I changed the title to make it more like the plot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Dan Phantom, Danny F.
Bedtime For Youngblood by BaronOBeefDip reviews
Youngblood's demands for a bedtime story causes insanity among the others.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Vlad M., Skulker - Complete
Ghost of Myself by Erratta reviews
Vlad loses it after Kindred Spirits and destroys the world as we know it. Now he regrets the descision and goes back in time to fix everything. However, it's not as easy as could be hoped and he faces problems at every turn.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Vlad M., Danny F.
Akuyou by BaronOBeefDip reviews
Set after Phantom Planet. Things are going great for Danny and his life couldn't be any better. That is, until two of his worst enemies join forces to stop the halfa once and for all...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Dan Phantom - Complete
Where Do You Live? by DPcrazy reviews
Before PP. After Danny fights a ghost, people start to ask him questions. Unfortunately, one of his answers was wrong. Some law comes into play and now Danny Phantom is being tossed from family to family, some of which, he would never expect.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,140 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Hello, Best Friend! by Airame Phantom reviews
Danny Fenton and Timmy Turner live in two very different worlds. While Timmy's life is getting a little boring in Dimsdale, Danny is having a big ghost attack in his life. What happens when the two collide? What happens when their enemies collide?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,479 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006
A Monkey with a Bottle of Motrin by Moniter reviews
Some more Clinic Duty stories, this time House makes Cuddy join him. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Danny finds fanfiction by TiffanyPhantom reviews
Tucker's a techno geek right? He rules the internet, what happens if they find this site and all the DP stories on it. Pure randomness. SORRY GUYS, NO MORE CHAPTERS, NOTE THE WORD 'COMPLETE'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Master and Servant by Unusual Volcanic Activity reviews
As a reckoning with the Belmont clan approaches, Dracula converses with his most enigmatic servant. It's hard to do Death's lines justice without a creepy gothic font, but this will have to do.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Four Story House by Moniter reviews
A few stories about House on clinic duty.EDIT: Reformatted.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2007 - G. House - Complete
Villainess Times by Free Dan Phantom reviews
One week.What could happen? Well, with Vlad Plasmius and Dan Phantom stuck in Amity Park, things WILL get out of hand for Danny and Co. Especially when evil monster with a scar joins the party. Can Danny balance controlling three villains at once?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Dan Phantom, Vlad M. - Complete
DANNY PHANTOM Owner's Manual by Nobody Famous reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own DANNY PHANTOM unit! To have your HALFGHOST HERO up and running at maximum efficiency, please read the following instructions.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Vicky is such a by spangladesh920 reviews
Timmy decides to sing a very unflattering song about Vicky, and what happens you ask? Why it backfires on him of course! Oneshot, rated for language
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Arraial no Santuario by Pipe reviews
Junho lembra festa junina, ne? Entao vamos com o Aldebaran e o pessoal do Santuario comemorar o casamento de Shura e Sukhi de um modo diferente.
Saint Seiya - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006
Paris Vivant! Viva Paris! by Aino Minako Meiou reviews
Bem, eu preciso dizer muito? A vaca roxa da Saori, convoca os seus doze cavaleiros, para uma reunião de extrema importância, o que será que ela tem a comunicar? Não sabemos! Então não deixem de ler esta fanfic eletrizante. Então, já sentiram o cosmos?
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006
Um cupido jeitoso II by Pipe reviews
O nosso peixinho romantico quer bancar o cupido para um amigo e pra isso conta com o Mozao pra dar um jeito na situacao. YAOI.
Saint Seiya - Rated: M - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Eta, trem bão! by Anouska Brightblade reviews
Oneshot [meu primeiro] de SS, uma história que pretende ser bem humorada e bem leve. Espero que gostem
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Desventuras no Brasil: quebrando o gelo! by Lamari reviews
[Completa]Atena quer mandar os cavaleiros de ouro ao Brasil. Camus não quer ir. Conseguirá Milo convencê lo? YAOI. ATENÇÃO: cenas LEMON nos caps. 6, 7, 11 e 14!
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,438 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
Fun with Alchemy by Graceful Pledge reviews
A Lament of Innocence fanfic. What happens when Joachim gets his hands on a book of alchemy, will he create chaos and will this give him the edge to defeat Walter. Find out how Joachim, Walter, and even Leon get all entangled in this mess.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Os Anos Dourados by Pipe reviews
Os primeiros anos no Santuário para os cavaleiros de ouro
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,165 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 11/29/2003
Casamento grego by Pipe reviews
A continuaçao de A Serpente e o Escorpiao... O casamento de Terpsicore e Saga... Imagine uma reunião de gregos... e mais o pessoal do Santuario...COMPLETA
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Anjinhos de Ouro by Lady Kourin reviews
Este é um fic, em que os nossos queridos dourados vão ter que ter muita paciência com os seus novos filhos.... Capítulo 8 on line!
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 5/5/2004
O CASAMENTO DE AIOROS E ELEKTRA by Pipe reviews
Depois que Elektra aceitou, eh hora de se casar. Mas a mae da noiva tem outros planos... Presente de niver para Elektra Black.
Saint Seiya - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
Por Acaso by Talita Sagittarius e Rafael Mu reviews
Pandora não aguenta o tédio no inferno e arranja alguma coisa pra passar o tempo. Surge um mal entendido e a vida da garota começa a ficar bem mais interessante... Hentai cômico. FIC COMPLETA
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,367 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Aioros, Pandora, Radamanthys - Complete
Fazendo bolo de aniversário com Seiya de Pégasu by TTatiKia reviews
Eita! Mais um do Seiya na cozinha! Desta vez, ele fará um bolo, pro aniversariante da semana... e mais um ajudante! Oh, meu pai... o que será que vai acontecer desta vez? A série The end...
Saint Seiya - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Clínica de Recuperação by Minako Amamiya reviews
Após a luta contra Hades, os cavaleiros irão passar por sérios problemas... Onde Ikki se esconde afinal?Por quê todo vilão que fica bonzinho aparentemente morre, some por um tempo e reaparece regenerado? Essas e outras dúvidas serão respondidas...
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005
Fazendo panetone com Seiya de Pégasu by TTatiKia reviews
É... pensei que o Seiya fazendo biscoitos não ia fazer sucesso, mas me enganei... então, aí vem uma continuação! Recomendo ler Fazendo biscoitos com Seiya de Pégasu.
Saint Seiya - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Fazendo biscoitos com Seiya de Pégasus by TTatiKia reviews
Seiya fazendo biscoitos... tentem imaginar... será que dá certo? Se vocês não conseguiram imaginar essa façanha, leiam essa fic e descubram o desastre... feita pela minha irmã! /o/
Saint Seiya - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
As olímpiadas de Athena by Minako Amamiya reviews
cap 13! Demorou mas chegou! A galera de Tsubasa Chronicle chega no pokemundo! Mais gente nova no santuário e no fim, Seiya acaba provocando um grande mal entendido que pode custar a vida de Hyoga...
Saint Seiya - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,348 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004
Para Alegrar Saori by Talita Sagittarius reviews
Shaka ve Saori chorando e decide fazer algo para animá la. Os CDZ se reunem pra preparar uma surpresa pra Saori, mas isso da mais confusão do q imaginavam...
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Complete
CastleVania: Symphony of the Peanut by Genya reviews
Ah, the peanut. Difficult to eat indeed, but for such a pinnacle of perfection as Alucard, it should be a snap. Right? Right? Rated T for mild language, brief spits of violence and hot skeleton maids. Rowrrr!
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Dia Das Mães No Santuário by Talita Sagittarius reviews
FANFIC ESCRITA POR TALITA SAGITTARIUS E DARK KNIGHT. As mães dos cavaleiros de ouro vão visita-los no santuário no dia das mães.
Saint Seiya - Rated: M - Portuguese - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004
Coração de Cavaleiro by Talita Sagittarius reviews
Songfic com a música Lá vem o alemão dos Mamonas Assassinas. Ikki, muito mudado, conta pra Mu de seu caso com Pandora.
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
O Almoço dos Cavaleiros de Ouro by Robert Nukenin reviews
Um almoço inusitado dos 12 cavaleiros de ouro.
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2005
Conto de Natal by Pipe reviews
O conto de Natal de Charles Dickens via Saint Seiya... Saori estressa com as contas do Santuario e resolve nao fazer a Festa de Natal... Sera que vai ficar tudo por isso mesmo?
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2004
Todos contra Shaka by Belier reviews
Cansados dos sermões de moral de Shaka, os outros cavaleiros de Ouro organizam um plano insano para acabar com a virgindade do loiro. AVISO: preparem-se para situações absurdas. E um pouquinho de Yaoi.
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Mu, Shaka - Complete
Um bolo para Marin by Pipe reviews
One-shot. Shaka resolve fazer um bolo de chocolate para sua amada ruiva... mas homem na cozinha é sempre um desastre... Uma comédia normal...
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
mudanças no santúario! by sukky reviews
os douradinhos vão ter companhia,amazonas de ouro q vão dar o q falar !
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004
A vida imita a arte by Pipe reviews
Existe uma teoria que diz que os melhores homens ou são casados ou são gays... o que fazer quando são os dois?
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2004
Naquela Noite by Talita Sagittarius reviews
Os cavaleiros de ouro ganham uma noite de folga e fazem diversas coisas durante a madrugada. SagaAres faz de tudo pra matar Atena.
Saint Seiya - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Saga, Shaka, Milo, Saori - Complete
A volta dos dourados Abalando o Santuário! by CAVALEIROS DE OURO reviews
Após a batalha contra Hades, o Santuário estava muito monótono sem os cavaleiros de ouro. Um dia Atena decide revive-los para "animar" aquele lugar mas isso foge de controle. Autor: Rafael (Mú)
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,965 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
Naquele dia Na casa de Libra by Talita Sagittarius reviews
Cansado de ser chamado de gay, viado e outras ofensas,só porque salvou seu amigo Hyoga na casa de Libra, Shun, com ajuda de Saori, tenta mudar a história.
Saint Seiya - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Complete
Boys Don't Cry by Tenko-no-miko reviews
Um songfic com Shura. Conta a sua dor após flagrar Shina com Máscara da Morte. Música de Mamonas Assassinas.
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2004
Homem com H II parte by Pipe reviews
Afrodite sofre um novo acidente...mas agora já estava casado com Carlo... o que vai acontecer? COMPLETO
Saint Seiya - Rated: M - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
A Festa no Santuário by Talita Sagittarius reviews
Para tirar os cavaleiros do tédio, Saori decide fazer uma festa e os obriga a ir. E isso da confusão...
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
A poção do amor by Belier reviews
CONCLUÍDA! Afrodite inventa uma poderosa poção do amor! Mas muitos copos serão trocados até ele conseguir acertar o do seu amado cavaleiro de Câncer!
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,405 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Complete
Apos uma festa de Baco by Pipe reviews
Uma travessura de jovens deuses, quatro cavaleiros gravidos, um Santuario de ponta cabeça, risadas garantidas. Apesar de um yaoi leve, nao ha secsso na história.COMPLETO!
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,013 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
O que Kamus e Miro fazem num quarto fechado? by Lady Kourin reviews
Veja o que acontece quando a malícia toma conta dos cavaleiros.... e vão investigar o que Kamus e Miro tanto fazem juntos..... Capítulo único!
Saint Seiya - Rated: K - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/5/2004
Missão complicada by Belier reviews
CONCLUÍDA! Mu e Shaka são enviados por Atena aos Estados Unidos em uma missão secreta, no melhor estilo Mulder e Scully. ALERTA: CONTEÚDO YAOI.
Saint Seiya - Rated: M - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,675 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Mu, Shaka - Complete
Chiliques no Santuário by Belier reviews
Uma situação inocente pode acabar virando uma perseguição insólita, desde a casa de Peixes até a de Áries! É, os nossos amados Santos de Ouro também tem seus dias de ataques... Alerta: Yaoi leve.
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Complete
E os chiliques continuam by Belier reviews
Continuação de Chiliques na mansão Kido. Todo mundo perguntou, então vou ter que responder... Depois da terrível luta entre Seiya e Saori, onde foram parar Hyoga e Shun? Alerta: Yaoi leve.
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Hyoga, Shun - Complete
Castlevania: The not so dark castle? by Forte the Dragon reviews
What happens when Dracula fails to be revived after a 100 years? His will goes into effect, and guess who inherits the castle.....
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,367 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Complete
Chiliques na mansão Kido by Belier reviews
Seiya e Saori... O que acontece quando dois gênios terríveis se confrontam? Dois bicudos não se beijam, correto? Err...
Saint Seiya - Rated: M - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Seiya, Saori - Complete
Homem com H by Pipe reviews
Um dia Afrodite bate a cabeça e esquece quem é. Uma grande chance de modificar seu comportamento. Mas será que é a melhor solução mesmo?
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2003
Os Cavaleiros de Ouro vão pra balada by Belier reviews
Alguns cavaleiros de Ouro resolvem ir se divertir, mas nem tudo é tão fácil assim. Alerta: Conteúdo YAOI.
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Mu, Shaka - Complete