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Hello my fellow shippers and people of all round awesomeness.

It appears that you have stumbled upon my profile. If you're here by mistake, DON'T GO!

Take a seat and a bagel and keep reading.

My name is Amber. Well actually it isn't. Only my closest friends on here can know my real name because I'm a super secret ninja llama.

10 THINGS ABOUT ME

1. I'm addicted to coffee.

2. I have two guinea pigs. Their names Or Sonny and Honey and I swear they can understand me.

3. I'm very chatty (well over the internet) so send me a message and we can have a good natter!

4.I like to sing.

5. I meow randomly.

6.I don't like baked beans.

7. I'm 16. Although my friends think I have the mental age of a 6 year old. A very perverted 6 year old, but a 6 year old none the less.

8. I love Chinese food. So, so, so much.

9. I want to go to Hogwarts. I would be in Slytherin

10. I refuse to believe that Fred Weasley is dead.

THINGS I LOVE

1.Yaoi (boyxboy)

2. Harry Potter

3. Hunger Games

4. A Very Potter Musical/Sequal

5. My friends

6. Coffee ( Have I mentioned I really love coffee?)

7. My Ginger ( Her names Aimee and shes my best friend)

MUSIC

My Chemical Romance

Fallout Boy (OMFG THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER! I CAN NOW DIE HAPPY)

Panic! at the Disco

Simple Plan

Bowling for Soup

Orianthi

Green Day

AND LOTS MORE BUT I'M LAZY.

PAIRINGS I SHIP

Drarry

Ryden (My OTP)

Frerard

Rikey

Pikey

Harmony

Druna

Drapple

Joncer

Runa

Drinny

Phan

Fremione

WolfStar

Deamus

Currently I'm writing a Ryden called 'Can't take the kid from the fight.' Its quite adorable, if I do say so myself.

I'd love to talk to some of you, so message me and we can converse and stuff. :P

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