All Holly Potter wanted was to know was what strange and mysterious secret was hidden in that cupboard under the stairs, the cupboard which her aunt and uncle never let her go near... and what did it all have to do with "those lesbian freaks" Aunt Petunia would complain about in hushed tones? (Total AU, in which 90% of the magical world is female.)

Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?

Without warning, the world changed in ways no Seer could predict. History erased. Maps rewritten. Modern life replaced by monsters, magic, and fantastical quests. Some people are happy with what the world has become, but others will stop at nothing to turn the clock back. Harry as a Final Fantasy–style adventurer, no game knowledge needed.

Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War could only end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potters are now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a half-forgotten nightmare. — THIS IS BEING REWRITTEN AS ANOTHER STORY, 'A CURSED CLOCK!

Magically talented, Slytherin fem!Harry. Years 1-3 of Victoria Potter's adventures at Hogwarts, with a strong focus on magic, friendship, and boarding school life. Mostly canonical world but avoids rehash of canon plotlines. No bashing, no kid politicians, no 11-year-old romances. First Year complete as of chapter 12.

Winner of the DLP Q2 2019 Competition! Thanks so much to everyone at DLP for the kind words and useful critiques. "That does not make it any less a rule."

Taylor will be hers. She doesn't have a choice.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

This may end terribly. She knew; they knew. They didn't care. And like so many nights before, the two of them moved together in a stream of moonlight, a mingled wave of gold and black, making every last moment last. AU. Raven x Jinx

Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.

Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.

AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.

Lord Voldemort lingers on, immortal and forgotten.

An army stands at the gates of Hogwarts and there is nowhere left to run. Harry Potter must confront Lord Voldemort.

War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…

[COMPLETE] A strict single-point-of-departure fanfic of Lesswrong's epic fanfic "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", diverging partway through chapter 81.

AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?

Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

Harry Potter never came to Hogwarts. Seven years later, Heather is forcibly abducted from Privet Drive and thrust into a world of magic, violence, and intrigue. The Dark is rising. And in their custody, her life has narrowed down to escape, survival-or vengeance. Fem!Harry, Dark!Harry.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

AU, girl!Harry story. As Voldemort's power grows, Harriet has to navigate a path to adulthood in the shadow of war. Snape begins to understand that not only does he have a heart, but it may be under the greatest siege of his life. A continuation of 'The Never-ending Road,' beginning with Order of the Phoenix. Future Snape/Harriet.

Happenstance, chance or just luck... Taylor Hebert takes a different route home one winter afternoon from school and limps into the sights of Amy Dallon. Healing a sprained ankle wouldn't make a bit of difference, right?

The day the Reapers invaded Earth, one landed on Hogwarts. The castle survived, but the Statute of Secrecy won't.

The Ten Rings prove too dangerous to be left alone, and so the Winter Soldier is dispatched and acquire another asset. The assassinations would have gone rather well too, were it not for the fact Toni Stark was making her grand exit that day. In which Toni returns from her kidnapping with metal in her chest and an equally metal-armed bodyguard. (Female Tony Stark)

On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.

Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.

In between deployments, Angela and Fareeha return to the tiny Swiss town Angela was born in to set up a part-time home for themselves.

The Triwizard is expanded to include duelling and quidditch tournaments. While the magical world prepares for the most exciting tournament in history,Voldemort is nearing resurrection and Harry Potter finds himself in the middle of it all. A thrilling tale of veelas, dragons, quidditch, friendship and a love that beats all. Harry and two veelas. Smart, trained Harry. HP/FD/OFC

"Come revel in the woods with us," said the girl to the boy. The Herd has grown small, but they still hold to the old ways. The truth is visible to those who care to look. 70% Lovecraftian horror, 30% Naruto. One-shot.

AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.

A oneshot where Harry's youth and misery is obvious, even to the dragon. Set in fourth year. By Ruby.

Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence. In her final hours, Maleficent offers the princess a bargain. [Slow burn Maleficent/Aurora. Complete.]

Dudley is asked to stop beating up his smaller cousin because she's a girl. Dudley doesn't. This sets off a hair trigger line of events that will change not only a female Harry Potter but her family forever. Fem Harry. Pre-Hogwarts. Slight floating timeline, easily missed. First in the Ingrid Potter series.

In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)

Life has given Harry a lot of lemons: dead parents, a cupboard under the stairs, horrible clothes, Harry Hunting. The result should have been a downtrodden, sad little boy. It isn't.

In which Hermione attempts a time-travelling ritual without due preparation and Harry happily goes along for the ride, and both have to cope with living their best friend's life.

In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.

Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.

Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU. Harry/Lisa Turpin pairing in later chapters.

Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children

Cathryn Potter is on the run, but a letter from an old friend pulls her towards her past and her future. She's in Sokovia long before the Avengers finally track down Loki's scepter. Sequel to 'What Happened Between'. Fem!Harry.

Anna Arendelle dreams of a white dragon. She opens her eyes slowly, adjusting to the sight of her home, but as her dream fades she murmurs a name she remembers only at the edge of her consciousness. "Elsa." She will not remember having uttered it.

At age thirteen, Max's powers Emerged. Identified as a Special, one of a tiny handful of people with amazing abilities, she is forcibly recruited and studied by the government. Though her life grows ever darker, she clings to one hope: to someday be reunited with her best friend Chloe. [Major AU. FederalAgent!Max. Pricefield. Rated M for sex, violence and naughty words.]

Draco Malfoy will do anything to win over Harry Potter's heart, even if it means having to "befriend" Ron Weasley first. Too bad his new attitude and attempts to get close to Ron keep giving the red-head constant heart attacks ... Implied Draco/fem!Harry

When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry

AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. Future Snape/Harriet. Sequel "No Journey's End" (Ootp - DH) is now posting.

Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.

This serves as a repository for plotbunnies, little ideas that went nowhere, or potential starts for future stories. Depending on interest, I might write sequel chapters as well to anything covered here. Will span multiple fandoms including my mainstays (HP, Naruto, Avengers) as well as new ones. (Doctor Who, Stargate etc.) and crossovers thereof.

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

A collection of unrelated (unless said otherwise) Chasefield/'Maximum Victory' one-shots! Last chapter: Max gets dominant sometimes; she knows Victoria enjoys risk. So she decides to be spontaneous. She'll later pretend she didn't know Taylor was due to come round, but they both know that's a lie. AKA the one where Victoria is fucked against her door and Taylor tries to come in.

Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!

Fem!Harry. Harry didn't know what a vampire was. Was it any wonder she thought drinking blood was normal? Rated T for insinuated graphical images. No longer a one-shot.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

In one reality, the Titans protected Jump City in the 21st century. But if small changes can create enormous and unpredictable consequences, what would a LARGE change cause? Teaser, one-shot, medieval AU

…doesn't necessarily STAY there. When two groups travel to Sin City in an attempt to recover from recent events, no one could have predicted the consequences. Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation challenge, fem!Harry/Raven, femslash, NOT Tonks/Lupin

That fateful night in Godric's Hollow, something inside James Potter had changed forever. Becoming the youngest Minister of Magic ever to be appointed, he became obsessed with finding the Dark Lord and avenging the death of his wife. Unfortunately, his pursuits are about to lead him straight back to the daughter he's neglected for 14 years. Semi-AU. DM/femHP. COMPLETED. 02.18.16.

The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD

Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.

Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.

AU. Elsa and Anna are the heiresses of different kingdoms and are married as a result of a betrothal arranged years prior. No incest, but definitely Elsanna.

Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.

For her senior year, Max decides to return to her roots in small town Arcadia Bay, hoping that she can finally make something of herself. Unfortunately, it's not as easy as she had imagined. The quiet town she left behind five years ago isn't at all what it seems to be... and either are the people she encounters. (SLOW BURN Highschool AU with light Pricefield, heavy Chasefield.)

Voldemort explains the source of magic to Harry. Crackfic. Rated for language.

Life goes on after the great battle at Hogwarts. Is everything as peaceful as it seems? Covers the missing chapters between the final chapter and epilogue.

The Guild doesn't pay nearly enough money for the creatures Anna has to hunt down on the weekly basis. Seriously, it's like Arendelle's on top of a Hellmouth. So when she has to put out an ad for a roommate, all she wants is someone nice and normal. What she gets is the beautiful and awkward Elsa, who has a secret of her own. Modern Elsanna AU

PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.

DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?

As Chloe lies dying with nothing but silence and excruciating pain as her final memory, she finds herself regretting more than she ever imagined. And in the final moments of her life before the world mercifully fades around her, she wishes, more than anything, that she could take it all back. Pricefield, Oneshot.

A few members of the Vortex Club spend the end of the party outside, playing spin the bottle, and it seems that the bottle has chosen Max and Victoria. And Victoria never thought she would enjoy it as much as she did. Maximum Victory (Chasefield). One-shot. Rated T for language and alcohol.

Maxine Caulfield is definitely not in love with Victoria Chase. [ That's never been the plan, from the first moment she's looked at the girl. ]

"I was just making sure you were ready," Max defends, smiling slightly despite the thump of her heart in her throat. "Pretty sure that's what you're supposed to do." Rachel raises her brows, Chloe grins. "You cocky fuck." "Yes, Chloe, I know." Max can't help her response, and it takes the two of them a second to process it before they laugh simultaneously. [Amberpricefield]

Three weeks after Max is taken by Jefferson, Victoria stumbles into his trap as well. Together, they cope with their bleak situation and try to find a way to escape.

Commander John Shepard, hero of the galaxy, has fallen in battle. To give humanity back any hope against the Reaper threat, Cerberus Operative Miranda Lawson has been given virtually limitless resources and power with only one goal: Bring Shepard back to life. And she WILL succeed. But it's still a Cerberus operation, and that means things will NOT go smoothly.

Rachel hums once more in agreement, and kicks a little dirt in Chloe's direction. "Don't look so glum. I've got other ideas, you know." [ Chloe's tire bursts, and Rachel thinks up another way to pass the time until they can go. Amberpricefield. ]

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

Ten years into her peaceful life in New York City, Cathryn Potter is found. Willing to do almost anything to stay hidden from the world she left behind after discovering her immortality, she finds herself working alongside god and mortal alike in an effort to protect the world from alien invasion. Fem!Harry, some adult themes, swearing, and mention of suicide. Sequel (part I) up.

Cathryn Black returns to her retirement the day after the Chitauri have been defeated. But people aren't always as easy to get rid of as memories. Interlude to 'Early Retirement' and it's planned sequel. Read 'Early Retirement' first, or this won't make sense. Warnings for fem!Harry and mentions of suicide, sex, alcohol, and language.

They landed at Sea Dragon Point. Nords, they called themselves, tall, fair, and hardy warriors all. Almost 200 years after landing, the untested but beloved Hilda Ysmir has risen to rule over the Nords. In the game of thrones, you win or you die, and by Shor, she means to win. But the Nords have old enemies far beyond the ken of men, and dark things stir in the forgotten realms...

AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.

AU. Harry makes a wish that changes the past, sending him into a world where James and Lily lived but Voldemort is all powerful. And, er... Snape is ...Uncle Sevi? While war approaches, Harry shelters beneath the marauders' wings, growing into a stronger and more valiant hero than ever before.

The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.

So a blind woman walks into a coffee shop… (Elsanna)

After the final battle, our hero takes time to mourn the lost; for all his tribulations Magic itself gives him the opportunity to regain his loved ones and perhaps make a few more. For that opportunity, no price is too high. Rated M, FemHarry/TMR and more

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Galinda felt like one of those tortured heroines in her romance novels: Forced to choose between her two great loves. Except, well, what if she didn't have to choose? Now, all she has to do is convince Elphaba and Fiyero that they should all be romantically involved. Just one little problem: Those two hardly even know each other!

Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. But the story does not end there ...

Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

Second in my Evanna Potter series. After a hectic first year, Evanna Potter is ready to settle down for her second year at Hogwarts ... if her overprotective aunt will let her attend, that is. But she hasn't counted on a misguided house-elf, another dramatic Hallowe'en, a thoroughly useless Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and a creepy diary. [AU: Fem!Harry, ON HIATUS]

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

Another "Voldemort Meets Discworld's Death" story. Written for the Spacebattles forum, shouldn't be taken too seriously.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.

Post HBP. Harry Potter abandons his friends and flees in a desperate attempt to follow a training regime Dumbledore asked him to follow, prior to his death. But as Harry goes through the motions, he finds that the true enemy is not Voldemort, but himself.

'He followed the noise, and came to what he was looking for. A red door. A bright red door. A crimson door. Apollo knocked three times. The scuffling froze. The door opened surprisingly quickly. The girl standing in the doorway had dark red hair, emerald green eyes, and pale skin. The girl looked to be about seventeen and was very very pregnant.'

In order to become the Master of Death, Harry Potter must first master the dead.

Lily goes to America, and comes back pregnant. How will being someone else's daughter change the HP universe for Jade? And also, who were the real parents of the late Lily Potter? will include some things from the comics.

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.

Taylor paid a bit more attention to her bullies, noticed a few key details, and then reached out for help in an unlikely direction. The reward for her troubles? After the Locker Incident she was Chosen by the Unconquered Sun and welcomed into the Brockton Bay Wards. Excellence 2.3 up as of 10-1-2014

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.

Trigger events fracture something, and how those metaphysical cracks are filled defines the parahuman, both in power and personality. There isn't necessarily even a balance. A different power, a different scale, a different Taylor. A different story. Triggering gave something else; made someone else. The world changed.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

In one universe, Taylor Hebert got the ability to control bugs. But when was it ever presaged that she had to?

Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.

Falling in love with the princess and earning her love in return? That was the easy part. It was all the duties of being the princess' consort that was the hard part. Lucky for Kristoff, there's someone else who's been through this exact same thing to help him through it. *a collection of one-shots, post both movies*

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.

After a rocky start, Harry, Ron and Hermione quickly became the best of friends. Life long friends, in fact. Some lives, however, are a lot longer than others.

When Rogue stumbles upon a new shop in Bayville, White Owl, she also stumbles upon a new friend, and possibly more. FemHarry, FemSlash, FemHarry/Rogue. M to be safe.

In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.

In an AU Wormverse, Gumshoe!Taylor is cornered by a seemingly ditzy blonde with more Tinker-toys than sense.

A collection of first chapters to stories that, for whatever reason, I decided not to continue. Many of them are crossovers.

A series of unrelated scenes from various POVs (Harry features in every other one). Begins with "Flying," in which Harry learns that there are still a few things able to challenge him in the air, and goes from there.

For two wizards thrown out of their own world and into another Earth populated by superheroes and gods, it looks to be a treacherous ride as they attempt to return home again. But when has the impossible ever stopped Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?

When the sea took their parents, Anna knocked on Elsa's door one last time... and Elsa reached out without thinking. Now those few words might just build a fragile bridge between two sisters for the first time in forever. Because Anna isn't very good at giving up. Re-imagining the three years in between- a series of oneshots of what could have been.

Tenten helping one little girl when she needed a friend. Naruto's determination to secure a family legacy. Sasuke's fight to avoid tone-deaf classmates. Surely there's a brighter future awaiting them?

Taylor takes a different tack in dealing with the bullies very early on in story canon. This ends her up in an unusual situation. What she gets out of it is up to her ... and Madison.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

It was in the throes of illness, as flu season swept through London in the earliest days of 1932, that Tom first learnt to truly fear death. (DeathHarry)

As part of a special school assignment, all Hogwarts students had to write a letter to a Muggle who knows about the wizarding world. Here is a selection of the letters.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

In which a suicidal Taylor turns Brockton Bay into a winter wasteland.

One sister moves across the sea and the other stays in her room knowing that she can never be a queen. AU story considering what could have happened if Elsa and Anna's parents had returned safely from their trip.

The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.

And this is a way it could have happened, because fate is a river, not written on stone. A little boy met a stranger and escaped his unhappy home, toward the cracks in the world where magic crept through...

There was fire in my blood. Scales beneath my skin. I could feel them both, trying to burst free-but I had to hold on. I tried not to give in, no matter how badly I wanted to hurt them. But everything has it's limits and this was the end of mine. What if Taylor had gotten Lung's powers instead of the Administrator Shard?

Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi

Taylor Hebert desperately wanted two things. To be a hero, and to have some friends. Who knew that becoming one would let her make the other?

In those rare moments of lucidity when the lull of her intoxication wanes, Maleficent remembers that she despises Aurora.

Clay Transmutation: Crime pays, if you do it right.

Who says living in Brockton Bay is suffering? If things went differently, even Taylor Hebert could have a little fun. My entry in the "Taylor triggers with a different power" genre.

By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?

Two Deaths of very different temperaments meet beside a duck pond. And they converse. One Shot.

Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.

Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.

Winter is coming, and so are the wolves. An odd, mysterious girl born from the wilds struggles to try and join her own kind. After a not-so-great first meeting with Elsa, she stops an attempted assassination and ends up being dragged in the Ice Queen's life by an entranced and excited Anna. Elsa would be fine with it... if only the girl would ever take off her damned hood.

There are burdens to being queen that have nothing to do with a curse. There are duties expected of the princess that have nothing to do with being a sister. And the course of true love never did run smooth.

Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.

Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.

Killed when Elsa struck her with her powers when they were children, Anna's come back as an undead wight roaming the castle halls, knocking on doors and calling her sister out to play.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Harry's always known she doesn't match up with people's expectations of her. From home, where the Dursleys despise her, to school, where it seems no one but her Potions professor and new friend even understand. Can Harry ever break free of other people and just be herself? (Trans Harry story.)

Sequel to Frozen: The Snow Queen. In the first year of her reign, Elsa has confronted her doubts about her powers and made new friends for her kingdom. Now she is faced with a new challenge that threatens the safety of Arendelle: one that will prove that not everything is black as night or white as snow, and even the most powerful magic can do nothing to solve a world of grey.

!Crack!Mahou Shoujo AU! In which Harry and Tom are both very much female, very much attracted to each other, and very much costume-wearing, weapon-toting, badass magical girls. And this is a story of how they got there. Oneshot; FEMSLASH TMR/HP

A few months after the final battle Fleur's Veela magic choose Harry as her mate. It doesn't quite stop there though, as Hermione Granger is about to find out. H/Hr/F, Harry/Hermione/Fleur

::Sequel to Lesson One:: It's a snow day, and to Princess Anna of Arendelle, that has only one meaning: Fun times with her big sister. But when a certain Scottish princess makes moves to monopolize Elsa's time Anna has no choice but to take matters into her own hands. And considering the nature of Merida's 'interest', that spells trouble with a capital 'ANNA'.

Post-Leviathan, Taylor is living in a shelter, angry and adrift. A chance encounter puts her on a different course as she struggles to correct previous mistakes, and find a place for herself in this nebulous world of heroes and villains. (AU, post 8.07)

Elsa dreams night after night of Anna turning to ice beneath a flickering curtain of light, in a world of eternal winter. Is it a nightmare of her past? A warning from the future? No; it is the promise of a legacy stretching back generations, to the first ice sorcerer of Arendelle, who is coming home with an army of the frozen dead, to claim what is rightfully his. Elsanna.

No matter how many times he thought about it, Voldemort would forever declare that his curse upon the DADA position was a moment of glorified genius. End of story.

After fleeing her kingdom out of fear, a former Queen has found peace in a foreign world. But what happens when a wandering wizard and a company of dwarfs (plus one hobbit) seek her help in reclaiming a lost kingdom?

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Anna and Kristoff attempt to reenact a jousting tourney. Elsa is an unwilling participant. Set in the same universe as A Formal Arrangement, in which Anna and Elsa referenced a childhood memory, but readers do not have to have read AFA to read this.

Tempest!Verse. When Elsa first met Gustaf, she had liked him. ("I only wanted to visit, for old time's sake if nothing else. It's been too long since you've been among us mortal ilk. Isolate yourself too long, and you'll lose sight...")

Tempest!Verse. Memories of the past aren't always bitter. ("As children, Saul taught Elsa the correct way to use the dizzying number of utensils at a royal table...")

It was supposed to be another routine kaiju breach response at the Vladivostok Shatterdome, but Rangers Elsa and Anna Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, pilots of the Mark-III Jaeger Frozen Heart, may be in over their heads as they discover there is more to their deployment than meets the eye, and no routine survives contact with the enemy.

Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

In some worlds, Taylor is a hero. In others, a villain. And sometimes, however rarely, she walks the lines betwixt and between.

The tale of the best investigator in magical history

But if memories must be removed, it would be even safer to remove them from Elsa. She couldn't harm someone who didn't exist to her. (AU: Instead of Anna, Elsa's memories are removed. After her long years of isolation, one day she happens upon a girl lost in the woods and weak from cold.)

Anna was eleven when the darling princess of Arendelle celebrated the turn of her fourteenth year. Elsa/Anna AU. Rated M for future chapters. Villager!Anna, Royal!Elsa.

Elsa makes good on her word. When her palace of ice is assaulted and her life is threatened, she decides there is no more right, no more wrong. She kills for the first time, and she only feels free. (A different take on the battle between Elsa and the Duke's men.)

Anna has always liked to talk to Joan of Arc, and one day Elsa answers.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

Merida promised Elsa an archery lesson. And a princess ALWAYS keeps her word... mostly. ::Brave x Frozen crossover, Elsida, sequel to 'Proper Posture'.

Living for so long in fear of her powers, Elsa never quite realized that the most difficult part of being the Snow Queen might not always be the "snow" part. A story of magic and mystery... of desire and responsibility... of love and family.

Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.

Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]

He was a child of terror and magic, but hers all the same.

Tony often sneaks away from everyone to visit Raven. She understands him and he her. Contains Fem! Harry, but not connected to Sorcery is Science!

For the briefest of moments, the part of Hans that still believed in fairy tales and happy endings thought maybe, just maybe, cheating the feelings of a girl who had never done anything to him was wrong. (Hans' perspective during the coronation, Anna's impulsive love, and the damage wrought by Elsa's refusal to give her blessing.)

"I, Princess Anna of Arendelle," Anna said, puffing up and putting on her best voice of royal importance, "Queen Elsa's little sister, am going to show you my magic." (In which Anna tries to discover her non-existent hidden talent, Kristoff is very creepily enamored by ice, and Elsa is just laughing like mad.)

It's funny how the world works. There are too many things near and dear to us for a wand to be drawn at every occasion. Everyone has a story, and the lines and points come together to form a web of something too ephemeral to measure. Harry thinks that the strands are snapping a bit too quickly. A rewrite of The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope. Added to the DLP Library.

There's still a shard of her ice in Anna's heart, and when her own heart bleeds, she can see Anna suffering for it.

Merida is looking forward to a visit to another country, and dreading a night spent in a dress and uncomfortable shoes. Elsa is still settling into her new role as a queen. Add a healthy dose of social awkwardness, a little talk on the nature of freedom, and an impromptu archery lesson, stir well, and who knows what might come up?

Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.

The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Some of the many, many ways Anna tried to get Elsa to open the door, and the one time Anna succeeded. Oneshot.

They say that identical twins can feel when the other is injured. George Weasley wished that were true.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

[Exalted/Worm] Taylor Hebert failed, in her moment to become something more. But with her failure, she was Chosen. Written with assistance from GLH.

He was invisible; she was isolated. But maybe, just maybe, neither of them had to be alone. Jack/Elsa.

Hera Potter has fled to Middle-Earth with Teddy, and lived in peace for almost a decade. But when Helm's Deep is attacked, she must choose between what is easy, and what is right. FemHarry. T for Character Death.

He absentmindedly traced the scars on the back of her hand. "I'm going to miss you, you know that?" For Harry Potter Ship Week. [Gender AU - F/M]

Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.

The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, HIATUS, but being worked on as of 2-1-16

Sirius wasn't sure what to expect when entering his kitchen one morning. It certainly wasn't his goddaughter being romanced by the youngest Weasley with breakfast. Companion to Interrogations from a Madman. [Gender AU - F/M]

One Halloween night, Rose Potter is abducted by Voldemort and raised as Persephone Lestrange. With a prophecy that recognises her as the future Dark Lady, Persephone is slowly seduced by the Dark Lord as he moves to take over the wizarding world. Meanwhile, the Order moves to stop him any way possible as they and the Potter's continue the search for Rose, their saviour. F!Harry/TMR

OOtP Mid Year. Every now and then throughout wizarding history, a pair of individuals very close to one another find that their magic has grown attached. A bond is formed. A Soul Bond. And may hell burn the idiot who ever thought having one was a 'good' thing! A Soul Bond story done 'right.' No bashing. A Harry and Hermione love and war story.

Alexander Xanatos is taking his fiancé, Helen Potter, to meet his parents, and reminisces about just how they came together. T, features FemHarry. One-Shot. COMPLETE.

Iris learns that she cannot make a family with magic, though magic can certainly help it along. What magic can make, however, is something Number 12 Grimmauld Place never saw coming…Girl!Harry and Sirius bonding, featuring arson, explosions, a bit of angst, a lot of laughter, and mischief well managed.

He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

Secure in his guardianship of Rose Potter, Severus Snape had hoped for a tranquil year. But, that hope is quickly dashed by rising tensions in the wizarding world. Can he successfully protect the Girl-Who-Lived as she is tested as never before? And, what might be the cost? A sequel to From Friend and Foe Alike An AU, Girl Harry story told through Snape's point of view

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

First in my Evanna Potter series. It's Lily Evanna Potter's first year at Hogwarts, and things are getting interesting. For starters, Evanna is Sorted into Slytherin while her cousin is a Gryffindor, there's a troll loose in the castle on Hallowe'en, somebody's possibly trying to kill her ... Yes, this will be one strange year. [AU: Fem!Harry, Loving!Dursleys]

You follow in your father's footsteps, but you aren't your father, never have been, and it doesn't take long to realize that this isn't the life you want. It's too late by then, of course.

After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.

After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?

The First Age has passed and been forgotten. The Second Age seems little more than a myth. Now, it is the Third Age, the Age of Shinobi, but even it's end draws quickly near. For now, the prison is open. The world shakes, fate moves, and heroes are born. Amidst victories and defeats, this is known; that the sun may fall, but also rises. Naruto/Exalted.

During the War, Alastor Moody had lost many things, yet, he always returned the favor twice. Mad-Eye Moody looses something important, and gains something truly vital. A closer look at the realities of the clashes between the Order and the Death Eaters.

An alternate version of Deathly Hallows, diverging from the trio's time at Grimmauld Place. Hermione discovers that the last six years didn't happen exactly as she and Harry remember. H/Hr. Story not abandoned! Here comes the next chapter!

A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS

The Heavens have made a mistake... and now Harry must somehow deal with it and still win the war in the process. Harry/Harem... except neither Harry nor Harem are particularly thrilled about what happened. Abandoned, free for adoption.

[Written when I was 16/17]

Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.

Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.

Sometimes, you were right the first time. The decision won't change, no matter how much you think about it. And in the end... you can call yourself good, or not. Recursive fanfiction for Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Spoilers for Chap. 85.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.

Summary: AU: Fem!Harry. Melinda Potter thought she had no family alive, she never believed she was special. belittled and abused by her relatives she hadn't counted on finding a home at Hogwarts, and a family along the way. She hadn't counted on being a Half-Blood in more ways then one.

Secrets of the war, a murder and a fatal attraction: After his victory over Voldemort, Harry became an Auror, and realised quickly that it wasn't at all like he had imagined. Disillusioned with the Ministry, he takes on a last case, but when he starts digging deeper, his life takes a sudden turn … AUish, Post-Hogwarts. HP/DG

The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.

When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.

1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.

When an unmarried Lily Evans joins the Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore gives her a simple mission: meet with the Death Eater Severus Snape and tell him what she's done. AU.

Why did I think that stealing one of Voldemort's horcruxes from Lucius Malfoy would be a good idea? It seemed like a smart move at the time, but now I have to suffer the consequences. My name is Harry Potter, and this is the longest day of my life...

Have you really noticed what all powerful magic users have in common? Arthur finally did and then felt stupid for not figuring it out earlier. It's really that simple...

Severus Snape has one purpose in life—to protect the girl who lived. When Dumbledore puts the greater good ahead of the child's welfare, however, his resolve is tested as never before. And, as a new prophecy is given, will old prejudices be his undoing?

Harry grows up without the threat of Voldemort and is sorted into Ravenclaw. He's been allowed a lot more free time... to chase girls. The only problem? Some girls want to chase him. Arrogant!Harry, Ginny/Harry/Hermione, Harry/Pansy, Harry/Luna. Humor and Romance.

In the investigation that will define his career, Auror Commander Harry Potter leads his team to the heart of evil and depravity. He will soon learn that much more than his job is on the line. Welcome to Malfoy Manor. AU.

"Those Winchester boys, jinxed them are. Sooner or later everyone winds up dead around them." - Harry was actually hoping that was the case. Fem!Harry

Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.

When Tony Stark's personal life goes downhill, his reckless behaviour puts him in danger. Steve has had enough, he has to call for back-up, he just doesn't know who he's getting on the phone. Fem!Harry.

It's an amusing shape. :25 sentences, 30 Days of Writing, prompt: restless:

This is the way it always was now. :30 Days of Writing, prompt: companion:

During the summer Sirius sends Harry a package to help him achieve his animagus form. During the ritual something goes wrong, and Harry finds himself stuck trying to regain his human form, while being mistaken as a magical pet by Hermione. H/Hr/L

Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!

"You are cordially offered a position in the Department of Mysteries." Harry receives a most unexpected offer from the Ministry of Magic - but why? Nothing is as it seems on the Ninth Level... Unspeakable!Harry

An alternate view on how the prophecy could have worked.

The fires of resistance fade one by one, the walls close in, and Harry forsakes his last ties to his homeland, fleeing Britain's dark shores with Daphne at his side. -Oneshot-

Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *

Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.

A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.

Garrus and Jane 'Foucault' Shepard pass the time despite cultural and language barriers before the Omega-4 Relay Mission. A story about the challenges and rewards of an interspecies friendship.

First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.

After the war, there is a great silence. Trapped within this silence, finally able to breathe freely and yet feeling unable, sometimes people don't quite know what to do with themselves. After the war, Female!Harry is still trying to find her feet.

When the pillars of that life came crashing down, I did not stand and watch them fall. I turned, and walked away. I did not know that I would end up in The Southern Sky.

Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end

An innocuous show of affection from Hermione just before Harry's History of Magic exam leads to unimaginable consequences and an eventful summer for both.

The war in Europe and a trainload of muggle children, sent as evacuees to the safety of Hogsmeade, receive more attention in the village than events in the wizards' school. Familiar names wear younger faces. Acts of kindness bring their own punishment.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.

OV Gruene Augen Harry's first year. Harry did not just lose some points in his first potion lesson, but also received detention. See what could have happen, when Severus became aware of some differences between Harry and his father James Potter.

Disclaimer: I claim no responsibility for any brain damage that this fic may cause. You have been both warned, and... erm, farthswather, whatever that means. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! ONESHOT! AND A SECOND SHOT!

"Things would be so much easier if she were a boy...if it was Harry instead of Harriet I could get him a Firebolt. What do girls like?" Sirius is terrible at giving gifts to girls...on second thought, maybe he's the best girly gift-giver in the world..?

Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, presented in ballad form. Parts completed 2011/06/05, 2011/06/06, 2011/06/11, 2011/07/03.

Massively AU. Assume nothing. Harry Potter is born into a very different world than the one in canon. A world where the Greats of history walk among mere men. A world where power is all that matters, and young Harry Potter is a commodity desired by many.

Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.

A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!

Instead of Mt. Asama, Sandolphon appears in Mt. Mihara. Can mankind's greatest mistake be defeated by their greatest weapons? Or must it remain, as a reminder of their follies?

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

Harry Potter learns about the "Power He Knows Not" from two unexpected sources, and comes into his own in his Sixth Year. Harry/Hermione/Gabrielle, HP/HG/GD, M/F/F, PostOOTP, Manipulative"GreaterGood"!Dumbledore, Powerful!Independent!Harry ON HOLD

What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr

The Killing Curse didn't leave Harry unaffected that night. Ten years later at Hogwarts saw a fledgling Gryffindor make a friend, and a savior who needed saving find a future... and the world changed.

Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?

::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::

Sequel to tOSotC. Harry and Dumbledore have been crossing the continent in pursuit of Harry's education. But something dark and sinister, something from the past has been following closely in their wake, threatening all they've fought and worked for.

YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.

Harry and Luna ask the Room of Requirement to show them something interesting. Contains a pairing that I like - HarryLuna, a pairing that makes no sense, and a very silly incantation.

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot

After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic

Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.

Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.

It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle

Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.

Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.

Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.

Twenty years after the end of the Dark War and the world has changed. There is no such thing as a hero, and if there was, Harry Potter certainly would not be one. A dark accounting is forged in the truth and tragedy buried amidst the ruins of ascension.

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.

What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.

Pre-Mass Effect. Jalissa Shepard meant to stay a farmer on Mindoir after high school. And then the batarians came. 100 prompts. 1000 words. From Mindoir, through basic, to Elysium, to just before boarding the Normandy. Snapshots of Shepard's life. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)

What would happen if Harry was a girl? Her character would be different, wouldn't it? Maybe even her house would be different. But, it still wouldn't deny that Voldemort's back...previously Holly Potter, The Girl Who Lived

A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?

The school stood long before the boy with the unusual scar arrived. Each year new students enter, and old leave. 1835 featured its own triumphs and tragedies as students in the houses contend with each other for recognition as the best house at Hogwarts.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.

AU The Potters did not have a son, but a daughter. Parts of the Wizarding World are hesitant to see a girl as their saviour, and there is still the prophecy to consider. A slightly different tale begins. Alternate Universe. Slowpaced.

Zuko lost much more than an Agni Kai... AU tag to episode 2.

Set a week after "So Mote It Be". After a week long vigil at her bedside, Rose finally wakes up. They finally get the answers to the questions they've been asking themselves all week: What are you? Why do you think we'll kill you? And what do we do now?

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

In their third and final year at North High, Kyon confronts the implications of the Riddle of Epicurus for his relationship with Haruhi.

Five years after "Thought You'd Never Ask." In the showdown with Yellow Eyes, things go horribly wrong until the Winchesters get some help from an unexpected source. What secrets has she been hiding from them? And why does she think they'll kill her?

Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Magic doesn't discriminate between age, gender, mental ability or the like. On the day of Harry, Hermione and Luna's wedding to one another, this shows what happens when children with magic speak too freely. Harry/Hermione/Luna, Lunar Harmony

Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry

With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi

There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry has one more duty left to perform.

James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.

Series of why shots. These are also open ended plot bunnies, free for use. Ch 5: What if Bella was Sorted into Hufflepuff?

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

Grimmauld Place is a house that has seen many wars, and as Harlas Lily Potter discovers, some magical wars never truly end… Slytherin/fem!HP. Sorta. OotP-era AU, Dark themes

Post-PS AU: At the start of Harry’s second year, Dobby fails to close the portal to platform nine and three quarters fast enough. Harry boards and becomes fast friends with Ginny; this has profound implications for them and the Magical World writ large.

ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.

Prequel to Girl In the War. Rose Potter stays the summer at Grimmauld Place, and Snape comes to visit her.

You can save one life, but you may lose another. Make one change and completely rewrite Destiny...[Time Travel] [Independent!Harry] [HHr]

Each chapter changes something about an event or person within the Harry Potter world. All characters and eras. Chapter one: What if Harry had been a girl?

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.

COMPLETE. H/Tracey. The diary left more than battle wounds. Voldemort's ingenuity planned for more than Harry initially assumed. The time has come when he must pierce the shades of grey that colour the Wizarding World. A fast-paced, psychological thriller

AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny

It's healthy to laugh.

A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears

Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.

One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

What if there had been a reason Naruto was unsuitable for bearing the burden of the Kyuubi's prison? What changes would be wrought upon the life of another newborn child chosen in his stead, one with her own, very different personality and abilities?

What if Harry had been an heir of Slytherin? How could that have changed the events in the Chamber of Secrets?

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.

After the war ends, Neville is visited by a friend he thought dead. An experiment in a darker style of writing by the author. Feedback appreciated. One shot. DARK FIC! DARK EVIL HERMIONE! MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS! Revised 8/13/2014

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

It has now come to this. I have lived too long, failed too often, and lost all that matters. Grant me this one last gamble. Grant me an end to our eternal conflict. Grant me the death of she who enslaved our world with its Purification. Grant me Serenity.

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.

AU Several years after Voldemort's resurrection in 1991, the war is fairing poorly... until the Ministry of Magic unveils its superweapon... The Project, Harry Potter.

With the war over and the lives of the fighters shattered, Hermione decides to go back in time to write a better future. Too bad she didn’t realize that fate doesn’t appreciate being messed with. ONESHOT

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

One Shot AU. Set in the future. A look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. Dark!Harry.

It had been Katara’s 48th capture by Zuko. She wonders when Aang and Sokka will finally get the picture. [ZukoxKatara] very slight onesided [AangxKatara]. First Avatar fic. Please R&R!

Draco has a plot against Harry Potter. A sinister plot. But will Harry end up being the true victim? Femmeslash. Female!HarryPansy.

Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.

Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!