Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

Ironhide is protective of Annabelle Lennox. So what happens when a predator appears in her area, kidnapping a child? He suddenly will have Ironhide and Chromia hunting him. More lighthearted than it sounds. Multi chapters. NEXT: Captured so now what?

After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!

We sometimes are given that one chance to change our lives. Question is how many of us have the guts to do it?

She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.

Little snippets of a bigger story that probably won't be posted for a while. A test series with lots of fluff, some sadness, and tons of trouble-making and maybe some love? Chapter8, Wheeljack Confetti?

TF: Prime. Optimus/OC A woman is captured in a Decepticon crossfire with Prime and he is forced to do something terrible against his will. Torn between what he is, violator, or victim? Contains swearing, Sparkrape and lots of sexual content. Collab with Ellmarr.

Sideswipe finds himself at a dance club to 'study' femmes, dancing and music. Who knew he'd get a seductive lesson?

Songfic. When an emotionally abused and shattered drug addict is drawn into the world of the Autobots, they will learn that not all humans deserve the right to freedom. Ironhide/OC. M for sex, violence, abuse and LOTS of swearing. Bonus Chapter now up.

AND my title sounds like a breakfast cereal. Sequel to Desert Mirage, please read that one first or you shall be more lost than an American in the Beijing airport. OC alert. Read at your own discretion.

Cybertron history, twin pranks and Prowl's rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Humans, Decepticons, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, Arcee, Ancient Primes, Ultra Magnus, Annabelle, glyphs and NEST, budget officials, femmes, sparklings and human teens mixed together. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. Ongoing story arcs.

Tragedy brought them together. An accident means to separate them. Ironhide had never meant to let things go as far as they had, he had simply promised to watch over her. But fate and the Decepticons had other ideas. IH/OC. NOT a mary-sue.

Post-ROTF. On board the aircraft carrier returning to NEST headquarters, Sam has a slight mental breakdown. NOTE: These chapters are edited, revised, and polished versions of the originals. Some things are VERY different.

When Samantha's life is at breaking point her destiny will intertwine with the aliens inhabiting her planet and she will be thrown into a war that she can't escape. Theme: Adventure/Drama. IronhidexSamantha

Samantha Witwicky decides her older sibling has gone too far and asks Ratchet to hire the new Budget Supervisor. Zackery decides her sister is over-reacting and wants to test the limits; only problem being that the new girl isn't backing down.

Sideswipe has an argument with gravity. Sunstreaker loses his cool. Roughly G1ish.

A girl gets thrown into the world of autobots when she gets injured... For some reason Ratchet and her just can't seem to get along, though her friend has no problem getting along with a certain camaro... RatchetOC BumblebeeOC

Prowl is infamous for being a logical, nigh emotionaless thinker who's better at battle calculations than interpersonal relationships. How he was roped into taking care of the last survivor of Praxus is anyone's guess.

Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!

Dawn Adams hates her life, her job, living with her jerk of a stepfather, and she's despised at school. And then she meets an unusual driver of a Corvette Stingray and everything changes.

Pre-ROTF: Pieces of the All-Spark have fallen into human hands. Now the Autobots and Decepticons find themselves using humans to retrieve them. Syrie Witwicky is enlisted to help the Autobots and not everybot is happy about it. Read & Review means love!

Hannah never stood up for herself, letting people walk all over her. When a certain set of twins crash land on the wrong side of the country how will they be able to meet up with their comrades? Well, Hannah's got nothing better to do. Road trip anyone?

OC. Astrid moves to live with her brother in a remote air force base. Once the two of them realize that they can survive with just each other, they have to find out how to survive with giant alien robots.