Got it, get it now give it to me!!!

The future is full of my big, orange, cupcake.

If you've never cried before, then you haven't seen your mom naked!!!

If you've been in more than 4 relationships, GET THE F-- OUTTA MY LIFE!!!

I never understood how your dad is also your mom, who is also your sister?

"I am your brother's, neighbor's, sister's, friend's, son's, president's, granddad's, banker!"

"Well what does that make us?"

"Lovers!!!"