Pen Name: Absimilard

Age: Old enough to do just about anything

Favorite anime/manga series: DMC, Needless, Hellsing, Fate Zero, Nanatsu no Taizai, JJBA, Bastard!!, Baccano, Fullmetal Alchemist, Akame ga Kill

My rant of FF: Dont take me wrong, I like this site and enjoy to be a part of it, but sometimes it is quite a pain as well. For one, I read the proclamation of the site and I was not amused. FF has no MA category since years back and they seem to be really proud of it. What is so great about that, just because a story has violence or sex in it does not mean that it should be deleted. Besides, what could kids possibly see in here that they cannot see in real life? Banning violence, sex and other stuff? What a joke, even little kids these days know about those. Plus even if you ban it, there will always be people ignoring it anyway.

On the same note, the membership agreement states that you have to of certain age or higher, yet there is even a K-rated category, meaning little kids, that just leads me to question the logic behind it. Besides, even children dont give a flying fuck about such ridiculous restrictions, so how do the recent changes do any good? This is just laughable, why cant we just have a better system regulating the various genres and so on, instead of outright banning some things outright? Also, special category for yaoi fics, not all of us want to browse through those...

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Akame ga Kill rant: While the series is generally awesome, one of its key points seems rather stupid to me. Namely, killing the Honest by sneaking into the palace and knifing him. Okay, the bastard seriously needs to die, but your only plan is to sneak into the palace and hope for the best? Seriously Night Raid? I mean, wouldnt it be much easier for a single person to infiltrate, impersonate one of the servants (or something of the sort) and simply poison his food? Given his gluttony it should not be so hard. Afterwards it would not be so difficult to convince the emperor to look at what is really going on and hed probably clean the empire himself if he could recognize the situation. Hell, Budo himself seemed just about ready to kill the fatass, so why not use him? But no, you go into open combat, lose some important members and survived this far thanks to several bouts of sheer luck...some assasins you are.

Highschool DxD rant: While at the start it seemed like a funny subversion of the usual harem genre, I quickly grow bored of it rather quickly and its not just because the third season sucks much more than the previous two. The bad guys are boring and most of the time too pathetic to watch, the main character is rather annoying and the rest of the cast is somewhat bland, nothing that we havent seen before. It was a nice concept, but one that should have been handled better.

Naruto rant: Now dont get me started here. While admittedly I still retain a somewhat special bond with the series, I absolutely loathe how Kishimoto ruined the series over and over until the only reason I bothered to watch at all was to see how much he can fuck it up further. The rather dumb ending was merely the last nail in the coffin so to speak. Yami Naruto should have taken over, the Uchiha should all get exterminated, I could go on all day and still have enough left to continue (and that is me ignoring the fillers). Seriously, screw that guy for having something good going and then fucking it all up.

Bleach rant: Similar to Naruto above, but different in a sense that Kubo seems like a serious troll to me. While the new Quincies are a rather interesting idea, they came too late and the only reason for me to watch is to count how many more Deus Ex Machina you will need to finish the whole deal.

Fairy Tail rant: Everything is either about Erzas past or Lucys boobs. That is all. Seriously, while I have nothing against fanservice, but making it so blatant and serving as an excuse to make you not notice the painfully stupid Deus Ex Machina moments is just sad. In fact the only series that I might consider worse in this regard is Highschool DxD.

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Favorite quotes:

Inuyasha

I will not kill you...I will break you.

Bleach

No one stands on the top of the world. Not you, not me, not even gods. But the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. From now on...I will be sitting on it.

Reason exists for those who cannot go on living without clinging to it. Now let's go... to the edge of reason.

Naruto

Little kids think life is so easy. That's why they go on and on about their dreams. That's why they never give up.

Even Hell needs money...

Watchmen

None of you seem to understand. I am not locked in here with you...YOU ARE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!

Darksiders

Careful! Or your ending will be a tragic one! Sometimes, the hero dies in the end. But Horseman...I like stories that have a happy ending.

Be silent filth! My business is with the Horseman.

You are War! Rider of the Red Horse! Not some puppet on this pathetic creatures strings!

Besides, say what you will about Balance or your ridiculous Law. I recognize a quest for revenge when I see one, and revenge I respect.

Clive Barkers Jericho

Anything worth having is worth fighting for...

Legacy of Kain

Surrender fiend and we will grant you a quick death! I could promise you the same...but it would be a lie.

You dare imagine what I think?!

Baldurs Gate

Life...is strength. This is not to be contested, it seems logical enough. You live, you affect your world.

Silence dog, you have no purpose but to die by my hand!