Hi, peoples! WELCOME TO WALMART, GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT! ChibiMegaman here with some breaking news! I'm writing a Fullmetal Alchemist fic called (wait for it)... THE BOOM BOOM ALCHEMIST! Yeah, funny/stupid name, I know. It's about a half Ishvalan teen (two tears older than Ed) that joined the military so he could save his (Amestrian) mom. He becomes a state alchemist because of Ed and... he heard about Kimbly, liked the alchemy idea, so his title is the Explosive Bullet Alchemist (temporary name). I'll talk about my Megaman fic later. BTW, expect a Leon Dunn spinoff story that is reeeaaaly off topic. The story came from an epic snow war. I tweaked it, and now it's... Leon Dunn, Princess Kat and Princess Penguin!

Name Time!

NAME: Chris West!

NICKNAME: Westicles!

GANGSTA NAME:(First 3 letters of your first name plus izzle) Chrizzle!

DETECTIVE NAME:(Fave color plus fav animal) Purple Panda! (Yea!)

AMERICAN STATE NAME:(First letter of you name plus state) Colorado!

SOAP OPERA NAME:(Middle name plus street name) Eric Westies!

STAR WARS NAME:(3 letters first name, 2 letters last, 3 letters mom maiden name) Chrwecha!

SUPERHERO NAME:(2nd fav color, fav drink) Red Dew!

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(Mom's middle name) Elaine! (But I'm a guy...)

GOTH NAME:(Black, one of your pet's names) Black Simba!

Everyday Quotes to Make Everyone Happy!

I did not slap you. I simply high fived your face.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

Don't drink water. The fishies have sex in it.

Someone told me it's illegal to kill someone because they piss you off.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paremedics.

Be the fruit loop in the world of cheerios.

If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them!

Achoo! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Don't worry what people think. They don't do it very often.

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

If we really learned from our mistakes I'd be a fuckin' genius by now.

Of course I'm gonna drive! I'm too drunk to walk.

It's called investigating, not stalking.

Be who you want to be, not what others want to see.

A broken heart is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

Not only do I fall down stairs; I trip up them as well. Now that takes talent!

Hand over the chocolate and no one dies.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Side by side or miles apart, friends are forever, close to your heart.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

If you don't have anything nice to say then you must be talking about yourself bitch.

Shut up voices..or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.

Normal people worry me.

If you want to taste the rainbow, eat some crayons.

Are you kidding? I didn't high-five your face! I slapped it bitch!

Moo, I'm a spider.

Never argue with an idiot, They'll drag you down to their level and beat your ass with experience.

Shh!...I'm hiding from the stupid people.

I'm gonna be an astronaut and travel to the sun. Don't worry I've got sunscreen.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there!

Eat right, excercise, die anyways.

Therapist=The/rapist...scary thought.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.

If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3.

I see regular people!

If you had a life you would stop talkin' about mine.

Why are there no fat stickmen?

Love me or hate me,(either way you're thinking of me)

Move on, it's just a chapter of your past. But don't close the book. just turn the page.

I'm only nice to you because the doctor is making me take these happy pills.

PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals

Don't make me go all crazy white girl on you!

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means you're strong enough to let go.

Isn't it funny how by drawing a little symbol you can scare the shit out of people?

You call me bitch like you think it's true, I'm sorry slut, I'm just not you.

I'm trippin? Guess I should tie up my shoes.

It was once said 'A black man will be president when pigs fly' A hundred days in office, SWINE FLU!!

Here's to the future cuz I'm done with the past.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

If she's dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let her go.

I don't miss you(I miss the person I thought you were)

True friends are never apart; maybe in distance, but not in heart.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in front of a speeding car but I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

Hell was full so guess what? I'm back.

Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get the fuck out.

I'm not short I'm...screw it, I'm short.

When life give you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye.

Please don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.

I'm the person who gets hit by parked cars.