Chi-chan: Hello, no da! This is Chi-chan, otherwise known as Chi-chan the Wandering Witch, no da!! And now, here's my associate, Suki-chan!!! *Suki is too immersed in eating Combos to care* Um, Suki? SUKI!!!!!!!!!!!

Suki: *munch, munch, swallow* Hai? Oh.. we're doin' profile awreddy? Uhm... okay. *unhappily puts the bag down* 'Oi minna!! Suki here. Which is short for Tasuki. Why you ask? Cuz I'm too damn lazy to type mah full name. Hell, I can't type too well anyway. Oh... Combos are good. Crunchy pretzel goodness with cheese... uahahah... I love this almost as much as Pocky... *munch, munch*

Chi-chan: Um, right. Anyway, both of us write stories and are addicted to anime, especially Fushigi Yuugi...

Suki: *interupts* Duh.

Chi-chan: *glare*...Trigun, and Slayers, no da! And we also are working on an MST3K-style series starring...US NO DA!!!!! ^_^

Suki: *fanged grin at Chichiri* Heheh... Yup. GAH! *Spanish version of Slayers opening is heard* Nooooo!! This language makes me nervous!! *face vaults, dropping Combos, along with many other swiped goods: watches, money, and other various and sundry items*

Chi-chan: Me gusta la cancion, no da!!!!! ^_^ *blink blink* Um, Suki, where'd you get all that stuff no da?

Suki: *blink, blink* I have no idea wha the hell you jus said. *sweatdrop* Uhm.. this? Hehehe.. nowhere of your concern... *begins eating Combos off the floor* 'Oi, Chichiri? Do we have anymore Pocky? Or SAKE for that matter?? Can we run out for some, huh? Huh? Huh?

Chi-chan: Um, you go ahead...*sweatdrop* Anyway, please read our stories, no da!

Suki: Yeh, read our stories. Uhm.. If you don't, I'll give ya a good beatin' and flame you as well. 'Oi we can go? Yosha! Let's go, you handsome Monk you!! *drags Chichiri away*

Chi-chan: DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Well, ja ne, no daaa!