
Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Ways to know you are obsessed with PJO:
When its thundering, you wonder what Zeus is mad about.
you read all of Demigod Files the night it came out.
You have read the preview of the last olympian at least five times.
You think you are a demigod
when you get a sunburn, you blame Apollo
you have actually sworn on the river Styx
you have tried to explain greek mythology to small children.
you have corrected your social studies teacher during a unit on ancient greece.
you blame Hermes when your computer crashes
you will never go to Canada because you don't want to be eaten by Laistrygonians.
you say things like " oh my gods"
You think you know who your olympian parent is. I am a Poseidon kid
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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name.
Shorty/Kris
KG/Lizzy
Wisegirl101/Lindsay
WiseOne27
SeaweedBrain013/Sebz
CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!)
Bolipoke
Percabethrocks
iloveseaweedbrain/kelley
LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!)
Nerdius Bookwormius
DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!)
Alice O'Hare [Daughter of Athena! Whoo!]
Oceangirl511/Kate {daughter of Alycone, goddess of the sea! WHOO!}
daughterofAthenasodontcrossme (daughter of athena in case you didn't guess)
Kittycat32 (Daughter of Athena!!)
Artimis99 (Daughter of Posiedon or Athena)
Invisibledolphin, daughter of the gods/goddessesmixed!
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
If you think Firestar should become as awesome as he was in the first series, paste this onto your profile
If you think Flametail's death was a total "WHAT! WHY DID YOU KILL HIM OFF SO RANDOMLY??", paste this onto your profile.
-If you think that Brambleclaw shoul forgive Squirrelflight, paste this on your profile.
-If you think that Leafpool and Crowfeather belong together and Crowfeather should love Leafpool again, paste this on your profile
-If you think that Mosskit should have lived, paste this on your profile.
-If you think Nightcloud and Breezepelt should just magically disappear (mwa ha ha ha), paste this on your profile
WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!