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 Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Command & Conquer. In Which A Profile was Written I am a person of random befuddlement and little common sense. For the foreseeable future I won't have sufficient time free for me to work on writing (by which I mean time in which I am free and cogent enough to write decent fiction). Expect bizarre and slightly terrible stuff on the rare occasions anything gets posted. If anything gets posted. New stuff will normally be filtered through Caer Azkaban or Spacebattles before showing up here. - O - Hermione Granger and the Crystals From Tiber is my attempt at a slightly-nonhuman badass Hermione fic. It is still alive, it is (theoretically) being rewritten and the current version is terrible. 'Nuff said. Metal Gear Sheppard is the result of a 'What if?' combining the Metal Gear Rising and Mass Effect Universes with a side order of Glorious Shotgun Princess (which you should read if you have any idea what Exalted is). If I could actually work out how to introduce all the characters it may even get written. The Reluctant Lord is a story that started off as smut, developed a plot and then segwayed into the territory of political thriller with action elements. It has been discontinued as it really needed a rewrite and my rewrite basically ended up as a piece of original work that I didn't really enjoy writing. Feel free to appropriate peices of it for your own use. Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You Is the result of my muse rebelling against trying to write just one story and a bemusing look at Veela fics. Do not take it seriously, or as an example of my writing. Random Stuff There's some Naruto/Mass Effect/Bizzare crossovers that may see the light of day at some point. Should they ever start going anywhere. For those of you who are looking for uncensored versions of my stories I am afraid to inform you that there aren't any. I have tried writing erotica and failed miserably every time. That and the hastle of posting stories to multiple sites (which I can't be bothered to do) means that any tags like Censored or AAAAAAAH! represent scenes best left to the readers imagination. - O - My life has gone from being dull to being obtuse and busy so I can't really say when I'll reply to things (if I remember to at all) but I do read every review and PM sent to me. My apologies to the people whose conversations I've left amidst the depths of time. |
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Loyalty by True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 237,517 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Anko M.
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 296 - Words: 1,877,352 - Reviews: 15541 - Favs: 7,524 - Follows: 6,891 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 4,179 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 193,784 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 5,082 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 5,804 - Follows: 5,674 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,967 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 7/20/2011
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 7,313 - Follows: 8,987 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
XCOM: RWBY Within by DrAmishMD reviews
A strange anomaly causes the members of Team RWBY to find themselves in the midst of Earth's full-scale alien invasion with no way of returning to Remnant.
Crossover - X-Com & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 236,948 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Sanguine by Lady Hallen reviews
Fem!Harry. Harry didn't know what a vampire was. Was it any wonder she thought drinking blood was normal? Rated T for insinuated graphical images. No longer a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,414 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Harry P.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,465 - Follows: 7,480 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,866 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 6,173 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Heretic by black.k.kat reviews
At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 184 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
It rises with the fall by black.k.kat reviews
Parallels Fallen here to grace and related stories. Minato knows from the start that his newest bodyguard isn't quite like the rest, but it takes almost twenty years and a resurrection to see just how special Shiranui Genma really is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Naruto U., Genma S., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
White Knight, Burning Bright by black.k.kat reviews
Part one of Cry Havoc. Naruto isn't the only one in the village to earn the title "monster". At the age of six, he meets a collared Orochimaru and makes a most unlikely ally. Mentioned slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 410 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
leave your bones by fitzefitcher reviews
When you died, you didn't run from it. You didn't get to. Jaina dies in the Halls of Reflection.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,592 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Garrosh Hellscream, Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall, Sylvanas Windrunner - Complete
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 629 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,583 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
Chaotic Space by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma learned on his 'grandma's' knee to look to the stars, and dreamed of going to space when they watched an alien ship crash land on Earth. Now years later after various plans have come to fruition he gets his chance. But is space and the space navy ready for Ranma? Pairing Ranma/Kasumi/Lisa/Miriya
Crossover - Ranma & Robotech/Macross - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 433,320 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Ranma, Kasumi, Lisa/Misa, Miriya/Milia - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4681 - Favs: 6,959 - Follows: 7,680 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 7,249 - Follows: 3,890 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 6,038 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7590 - Favs: 14,175 - Follows: 8,867 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5426 - Favs: 5,938 - Follows: 6,477 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Tossing Stones by Princess Alexandria reviews
She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 166,379 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3616 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Zero Art Online by Racke reviews
Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,749 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Louise, Klein/Ryoutarou T. - Complete
Broken Shadows by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5750 - Favs: 7,200 - Follows: 7,758 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 8,720 - Follows: 6,125 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Abbendis by Sub-Zero879 reviews
High General Brigitte Abbendis. Just another tale of tragedy in Azeroth's long history. But with the warning of the Dreadlord by a passing warlock, how much might the fate of the Scarlet Crusade be altered under its last living "good" founder?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,601 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Human, Brigitte Abbendis - Complete
Silly Ruler Waving by Horace Nihil reviews
Hermione Granger is fifteen, sixteen in a few weeks. She has this summer job in the local library she loves, but something is amiss. Why does she spend so much time waving things, like this ruler, in such a silly way ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,883 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Paranoia by Hyliian reviews
One-shot describing Alex's mindset the day he released the virus in Penn Station.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Tiberium Wars by Peptuck reviews
As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.
Command & Conquer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,445 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - GDI Commander, Kane
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,784 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 6,149 - Follows: 2,192 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5474 - Favs: 11,606 - Follows: 5,689 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 7,411 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 4,365 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9394 - Favs: 24,073 - Follows: 9,576 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
More Than Familiar by grenouille7777 reviews
While searching the Black Library for something to destroy Riddle, Harry is led by his oldest, dearest friend to an ancient tome. After reading it, their lives are further linked and forever changed. Very unusual pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Hedwig
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4600 - Favs: 9,239 - Follows: 4,612 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 9,877 - Follows: 4,018 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,627 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Rise of the Forsaken by Korraganitar the NightShadow reviews
Post OotP. While mourning over Sirius' death, Harry has a rather strange conversation, that sets him on the path to discovering just who and what he is in the world, and what he will become. Dark Harry. Dumbles Bashing. HPHG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,098 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10981 - Favs: 19,453 - Follows: 6,404 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Reluctant Lord reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Curious Penseive Collection reviews
A collection of one-shots, interesting ideas and other things that have popped into my head related to the Harry Potter Universe. Current: In the Grim Darkness of the Triwizard Tournament, there is only...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,088 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 351 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Crystal From Tiber reviews
Hermione Granger was relatively normal until one day someone brought a sample of a newly discovered mineral to her class. Named 'Tiberium' it would either kill her slowly, or save her life. H/Hr, Gellert as Kane. Badass Hermione eventually
Crossover - Harry Potter & Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Hermione G., Tanya