I AM COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUP... :3

Age you ask? I am 18,394,475 years old :3

FEMALE!!!!!!!(i think)

i am not fat im not skinny i am SHAPES

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Maya

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Mayizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Tianna Babe

. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilmailk

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): BlackCoke

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ineila

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shadow

9. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alainaa

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Watermelon Guns (WTF???)

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Green Sword

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Chocolate Sugar

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 26/27

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 4/25

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.
Total: 3/11. i'm cool with that

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thoughts about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an atheist/ satanist/agnostic.
Total: 8/9. OK. I'm cool with this.

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 8/8. im awesome

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter. You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.

You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total:4/10 HMMM...

EMO

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed
You have black rimmed glasses
You like the band Evanescence (love this band to death! But who doesn't?)
You cry easily
You like emo music. (It's awesome music!)
You hate being called emo. (Hell no!)
You keep/have kept a journal/diary
You have written a sad poem

you think emo chicks/Guys are hot (Well have you met emo boys! They are irresistible!)

Total: 7/10 aight halfish

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total :7/7 I'M BLACK AND IM MUTHAFUCKIN PROUD!!!! ...Im sorry I need to calm down

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive (Not usually, at least) Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds . Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. )

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confidentSensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Guy 1: WELCOME BACK!
I got good news and bad news.
You know your fish?
Well, i was cleaning its bowl I...
Accidentally dropped him in the blender.
Guy 2: Then whats the good news?!
Guy 1: it tasted DELICOUS!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

(\_/)This is Bunny Copy
(='.'=) and paste him in your profile and
(")_(")help him on his way to world domination!

resistance is futile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake, I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight, my daddy

Murdered me.

Child abuse is wrong! help stop chuld abuse! Speak out against child abuse! Put this on you profile if YOU think child abuse is wrong! And if you yourself is being abuse...just tell someone and they can helpyou!

love sarah

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Touchin On My By 3OH!3 (...watch out boys)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Hero by Skillet(i am loved)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

For your entertainment by Adam Lambert (////)

4. WHAT IS 22?

Electropop by Jupiter Rising (everything makes sense now...)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Cannibal by Ke$ha (...too true)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Sexy Chick by David Guetta & akon (...Yesh...but he's not a chick)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Blah Blah Blah Ke$sha & 3OH!3 (...O////O)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

My Chick Bad by Ludacris & Nicki Minaj (...no comment)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

If I Had You by Adam Lambert (YESH!!!!!!)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Monster by Skillet (OMG LOL!! ITS TRUE TOO!!!)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Teach me how to dougie By Cali Swag Distric (OMG lol!!! i would do that)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Just Dance by Lady GaGa ( D': )

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

Remedy by Little Boots (i forgot i had this song...)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Im Not Your Boyfriend Baby by 3OH!3 (wtf?!)

15. WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson ( o.O )

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

CrushCrushCrush by Paramore (...)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Everytime We Touch by Cascada ( who the fuck did i touch!?!?!)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Ridin Dirty by Trae (ya the bail took forever)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Bad Boy by Cascada (*sigh* bad boys)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Kiss 'n' Tell by Ke$ha (hmmm...)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Whistle by Flo Rida (O.O)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Starstrukk by 3OH!3 & Katy Perry ( katy perry is creepy sometimes)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Follow me down By 3OH!3 (makes no sense)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas (What?)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

(slow version)Listen to your heart by DHT (..my heart...)

26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Evacuate The Dancefloor by Cascada (??????)

27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
What the hell Avril Lavigne (YESSS!!!!)

28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Dangerous by Cascada (...i approve this message)

29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
ET by Katy Perry (i have NO idea)

30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Hold It Against Me by Britney Spears (and THATS how you end this)

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!

I'm throwing a party, there will be a DJ... everyone is invited!

So everyone come, but first read the rest of this bulletin.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever!

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98% of Teens Won't Stand Up For GOD...

Repost this if you're one of the 2 who will...

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as Come to My Party!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Friends Verses Best Friends

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best Friend: Helps themselves and are the reason you have no food

Friend: Calls your parents Mr. and Mrs. and your grandpa, Grandpa
Best Friend: Calls your parents Dad and Mom and your grandpa, Gramps

Friend: Would bail you out of jail
Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!"

Friend: Would bail you out again because you're "a good person"
Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you again saying, "Damn, we messed up."

Friend: Have never seen you cry
Best Friend: Won't tell anyone else you cried. Just laugh about it later in private when you're feeling better

Friend: Asks you to write down your number
Best Friend: Has you on speed dial

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best Friend: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad. Here's a tissue."

Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best Friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "sees you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hugs you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgives you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running right with you

Friend: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
Best Friend: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

Friend: Would knock on your front door
Best Friend: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best Friend: Already knows not to tell

Friend: Are only with you through high school/college (lunch buddies)
Best Friend: Are for life

Friend: Will comfort when a guy rejects you
Best Friend: Walk up to him and go, "Its because your gay right?"

Friend: Helps you find your prince
Best Friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Best Friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, Loser!"

Friend: Offers you soda
Best Friend: Would dump theirs on you

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month
Best Friend: Would throw you a tampon and push you in

Friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friend: Takes yours and says, "Run, Sucka, run!"

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friend: Will help you move
Best Friend: Will help you move the bodies

Friend: Helps you up when you fall
Best Friend: Laughs and trips you again

Friends: Will call the ambulance if you fall off a bridge
Best Friends: Get in a rowboat and save your stupid ass

Friends: Ask you what's wrong
Best Friends: Are already loading up a shot gun to kill that Mother Fudger

Friend: Tell you that you're too good for him when you get dumped
Best Friend: Call him up and say, "You're gonna die in seven days"

Friend: Asks you why you're crying
Best Friend: Already has a shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry

Friend: Hides you from the cops
Best Friend: Is probably the reason you're running from them in the first place

Friend: Will help you find your way when you're lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map, and giving you bad directions

Friend: Will help you learn how to drive
Best Friend: Will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money

Friend: Would ignore this letter
Best Friend: Will repost this!

Comebacks to Cheesy pick-up lines

Man: Haven't I seen you before?
Woman: Yes that why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this will be too if you sit down.

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?
Woman: I don't know can two people fit under a rock?

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yous and I'll go to mine.

Man: I'd like to call you whats your phone number?
Woman: Its in the phonebook.

Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: Thats in the phonebook too.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I can tell you want me.
Woman: Ohhhhh! Your so right. I want you to leave.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah but if I saw you naked I'd probally die laughing

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Women: Sorry no services today.

Man: I know how to please a women.
Women: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I woud go to the end of the Earth for you.
Women: Yeah but would you stay there.

After hearing for the pick up line
Women: I like your approach, now lets see you depatrure.

Older man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, i probaly wasn't even born.

Man: Whats it like being the most beautiful woman in this bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: Hey baby! That dress looks gorgeus on you! But it would look even better lying on my bedroom floor.
Woman: Youre right, but the only way its going to get there if you but another just like it and throw it on the ground yourself!

Dude I hate these things but it's kind of freaky: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldn't do this but the thought of that scares me.

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday.

Let's all go back to our first story. You'd signed up for your account and waited patiently for the waiting period before new users could post stories. And then, finally, you hit the post story button, and waited. Don't we all remember how excited we were when we checked the review count and see we'd actually gotten a review? We didn't even care if it was a three word "Good chapter, update." (even though we wished for more.) And as the reviews came in, you felt that smile creep across your face. The excitement (however small) you get when you see the review count go up is always enjoyable.

Are we really so cruel as to deny someone that feeling? It only takes five minutes tops. Join the revolution, take the pledge and paste this onto your profile.

I, BCbabe pledge to always try to thoughtfully review every chapter of every story I read. I pledge to not leave flames and only offer advice. I pledge to raise the review count, one chapter at a time.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have a super long profile and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends

One day, an old man is sitting with his twenty-five year-old son in a train. The train is just about to leave the station and all the passengers are settling down into their seats. As the train begins to move, the young man is filled with joy and curiosity. He is sitting in a window seat, and he sticks one hand out the window, feeling the passing air.

He shouts, "Papa! See! All the trees are going behind us!"

The old man smiles and admires his son's feelings. But beside the two is a couple, sitting and listening to the conversation. They feel uncomfortable with the attitude of the son, behaving like a small child.

Time passes, and suddenly the young man shouts again, "Papa! See the pond and the animals? Can you see all the colors? And the clouds, they're moving with the train - with us!"

The couple watches along in embarrassment, but it becomes quiet after a moment so they say nothing. Then they notice that it begins to rain, and the water drops onto the hand of the young man.

He is overjoyed and closes his eyes before opening them, tear-filled and amazed. "Papa! It's raining! It's raining! Water is touching me! Do you see the water, papa?"

The couple finds themselves unable to stand the sight anymore and interrupt, asking the old man, "Why don't you visit a doctor and see if you can find treatment for your son."

The old man looks from his son to the couple and smiles. "I did... and we're coming from the hospital now. Just today, my son got his eye sight for the first time in his life."

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.