Welcome to the Realm of Insanity!

Governed by Mayor Turnip

You read this sign, looking around the empty black space and muttering, "Realm of Insanity?"

Then you notice a second sign, scrawled neatly beneath the first:

Mayor Turnip is out of her mind at the moment.

Please try again later.

Go away.

But you don't leave; you look around you, wondering where this Mayor Turnip could be.

A new sign materializes beneath the second:

I'm back.

Suddenly the empty space bursts into life; the sky beats a strobe light pattern of random colors: blue orange pink green white purple...

Flying pigs and air snails swarm around the sky; the Mayor is spotlighted as she swoops in on a blue and white buffalo with wings, she lands and jumps off.

"Ta da!" she says, her arms spread wide. She is awaiting applause.

You oblige and she smiles, happily starting a round of the Virginia Reel with you, followed by the Electric Slide and a frantic, fast paced Chicken Dance.

Background music plays, hey mom there's something in the back room, hope it's not th creatures from above...you used to read me stories, as if my dreams were boring! We all know conspiracies are dumb.

"Are you Mayor Turnip?" You call over all this chaos, your hands over your ears. The music is louder than any concert, and now it's a screamy song, hold up wait a minute gotta put some love in it and she is rocking out like she's Amanda Bynes (she has the personality-maybe too much so?) and is doing some odd and cruel distortion of breakdancing when she pops up and says, "Say What?"

"Are you Mayor Turnip?"

"Well, duh! Who else could I be?"

She seems the type to write parodies but the only manuscript you find on her messy and soda can littered desk is "Hannah Potter." On sticky notes her spontaneous script shouts, Why aren't people reading Words and Death's Diary?

Pondering this question yourself, you decide to leave, although maybe you should have waited for the sky to go kareoke, Mayor Turnip is quite a good singer.

Glad to get out, you return to your own world, where everything seems to be sepia toned and everyone uninteresting compared to

The Wise Turnip's

~Realm of Insanity~

brought to you by Turnip O's

part of a disgusting breakfast

Leggo my Turnip O!