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Joined 10-17-12, id: 4312712, Profile Updated: 08-05-13
Author has written 4 stories for Digimon, Pokémon, and Naruto.

My name: Jeffrey

age: 18 y/o

gender: male.

physical features: pale skin, grey eyes, brown hair.

favorite music:
two steps from hell.
ost's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZSp8CJLZg8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkzIj2y18Q0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWdLcAgD4Io

favorite quotes: STAND UP!!! There are two types of Pain in this world: Pain that hurts you, and Pain that changes you, push through the pain, and conquer the obstacles. Regardless of what you think today, it wont matter 5 years from now. SO DON’T BE AFRAID AND KEEP FIGHTING ON!!!

Even the greatest amongst us was once a beginner. Don’t be afraid to take that first step...

Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something.

Kick yourself in the ass, or someone else will.

Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “I will try again tomorrow.

Small men command the letter of the law. Great men serve its spirit. For the spirit of the law is justice... and justice is the spirit of God.

You are truly wise, when you realize how foolish you really are.

My English teacher once said “There is no greater force than the friendship between two men." I know how that sounds, but think about it. Camaraderie, friendship, and brotherhood.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

No thing is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and glowing in harmony.

William Shakespeare once said: Expectation is the root of all heartache, and absence from those we love is self from self - a deadly banishment. though the course of true love never did run smooth. it means that if you want to archieve true love, you have to show it. not expect it to come flying around the corner.

my favorite couples.

digimon.

tai and sora. (taiora)

tai and mimi. (michi)

davis and kari. (daikari)

davis and yolei. (daiyako)

ken and yolei. (kenyako)

takato and rika. (rikato)

takuya and zoë. (takumi)

marcus and yoshino.

taiki and nene.

pokemon.

ash and pretty much half of the female characters.

fairy tail.

natsu and lucy, mira, erza and lisanna. (nalu, nami, naZa and nali)

erza and jellal (jerza)

gajeel and levi. (gale)

gray and juvia. (gruvia)

gray and ultear. (ulgray)

romeo and wendy. (rowen)

elfman and evergreen. (elfgreen)

bleach.

ichigo and rukia (ichiruki)

ichigo and yoruichi (YoruIchi)

byakuya and hisana

urahara and yoruichi. (yoruhara)

naruto.

naruto and hinata. (naruhina)

naruto and anko. (naruanko)

kakashi and sakura (kakasaku) (i know it's an unorthodox one, but i've read some cute stuff about it.)

sakura and sasuke. (sasusaku)

pein and konan. (konapein)

neji and tenten. (nejiten)

Top 20 favorite anime characters:

1. Matsuki Takato (digimon tamers)
2. Alucard (Hellsing)
3. Nonaka Rika (Digimon tamers)
4. Orimoto Zoe/Izumi (Digimon Frontier)
5. Lucy/Nyu (Elfen Lied)
6. Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
7. Uzumaki Naruto (naruto)
8. Natsu Dragneel (Fairy tail)
9. Kurosaki Ichigo (bleach)
10. Okumura Rin (Ao no exorcist)
11. Hidan (Naruto)
12. Hirano Kouta (H.O.T.D.)
13. Pain (Naruto)
14. Ulquiorra (bleach)
15. Kotonoha Katsura (School Days)
16. Gasai Yuno (mirai nikki)
17. Shirou (deadman wonderland)
18. Father Fujimoto (Ao no exorcist)
19. Gajeel Redfox (Fairy tail)
20. Allen Walker ( D. Gray-man)

my oc:

first name: kuroi

last name: yamaki

gender: male

physical features: pale skin, grey eyes, brown hair. he is pretty skinny with a slight muscular build. he has tribal tattoos swirling his arms.

age: 18 y/o

favorite song: to glory, by: two steps from hell.

battle style: mix between judo, muay thai and krav maga.

weapons: brass knuckles. magic seals of all kinds.

clothing: army style cap and headphones around his neck, a black sleeveless t-shirt with a red cross on it, wide black jeans and green sneakers. usually wears a lab-coat indoors.

combat attire: the cap, and headphones. he wears a sleeveless trenchcoat over his shirt. he trades his jeans and sneakers for army-patterned

pants, and steel-toed combat boots. he wears dogtags around his neck and fingerless gloves.

personality: he's a very odd duck. serious, and yet he has a weird sense of humour. the young man is some kind of mentor for others, and very trustworthy. he's a very patient person, but if you anger him, or hurt his friends, you'd rather kick a dragon in the nuts and laugh in the face. that would be safer.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

got this from Ferelga, and i was VERY moved by this poem.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm a GYPSY, so i musn't have a home
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/ass-hole.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm HANDSOME, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(Please bitches, I look good.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Once again...spot on.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (i DO drink sometimes though...)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch/ass-hole.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jackass.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like seeing BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I play MAGIC, so I MUST be a weirdo.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I play DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, so I MUST be a complete no-life geek.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (when i cry, RUN LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW, 'cause that means that i'm WAY beyond pissed off)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5% that would bring popcorn, invite friends, and yell, "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"

94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! "


Akatsuki Quiz Time!!

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[X] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 6 ]

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[X] - Your closest friend is a guy. (2 BEST FRIENDS! can't choose between 'em)
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 4 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[ ] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5 ]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3 ]

Hidan
[X] - When I'm mad! ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] I am religious.
[ ] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D ( With bad influences)

[Tobi Score: 3 ]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4]

results: i'm like pain/nagato. (freakin' awesome...)

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jeffrey

2. YOUR NOBODY NAME:(take the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Reyxef

3. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jefizzle

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green lizard

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Servaas jeff

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Moejelip (dafuq?)

7. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red whiskey

8. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eesinra (sound reasonable)

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Petronella Hendricus Henny (LOL)

10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Jerry

11. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow):bhghjnmknhb (ooooookaaaaayyyy...)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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How to live insanely at an elevator:

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.

Things I learn from my mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

I don't want to rain on your parade, I just want to blow up all the floats!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Man that was fun!"

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

Constipated people don't give a crap.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's okay, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet.

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin... well... that was fun!

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this

1. Owen. (my best friend.(yes I have friends...))
2. kouta hirano
3. alucard
4. natsu dragneel
5. rukia kuchiki
6. hyuuga hinata
7. ash ketchum
8. Metagross
9. davis motomiya
10. yuno gasai

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
play videogames with him.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
run like hell.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
check for food poisoning and eat it.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
ask if I could rub sun-oil on her back.

Number 7 confessed to be part of your family?
wellcome to the family. now get me a sandwich.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
one of his brains crashed.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
we all make fun of each other so it doesnt bother use

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
kill yukki :D

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
grab a knife and join the hunt.

You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
panic, and then go epic-survivor mode to make a makeshift bandage.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
a big-ass gun :D

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
eat the fire

You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
video me...

You're about to marry number 10. What is 1's reaction?
root for me, then ask me how I killed yukki without her finding out.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
try to get me to battle with him.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
cheer me on, and send exveemon to help me.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
kill some people, while recording my laughter.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
OH HELL THE F#CK NO!!!!!!!!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
sorry, I only ship daikari.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
alucard is 600 years old. HIS PARENTS ARE LONG DEAD!!!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
yet again, I only ship daikari.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
I sure hope so!

Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. What do you do?
hinata is shy so she whouldnt do that.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes through your mind?
I'm not gonna wear that retarded cap, ash...

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
that I'll ake him to the hardware store to pick a sweet laptop

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an email. Now what?
again, I ONLY SHIP F#CKING DAIKARI!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Owen you cheating whore! You have a girlfriend, you can't have my wife!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
I'm gonna get some hamburgers... or pizza... or both.

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
OWEN! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF OTHER GIRLS! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND!

Would 2 trust 5?
yup.

Number 4 is bored and starts poking 10. What happens after that?
epic battle D8

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
advanced physics. they're both fricking geniuses.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
I dunno, but knowing alucard, I'd check if it isn't still alive.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
monster-battlers

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
yes. he's a living supercomputer.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

knowing davis, it'd be a sketch of himself. no.

10 and 9 are blushing as they talk. What is their conversation about?

getting kari to fall in love with davis.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
bye bye Owen.

2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF, but 9 got it? What would happen?
delete it, and inform kouta.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
ice vs yuuken. friggin awesome.

6 notices that he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
I probably forgot, and I'll invite her anyway.

7 won the lottery?
hey ashy-boy! how about sharing with your family, eh?

8 had quite a big secret?
we're all DOOMED!!!

9 became a singer?
impossibru!!!

What would 1 think of 2?
you shoot things... I like you.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
his emo-ness.

10 got a daughter
my little baby!

How would 3 greet 4?
looking delicious as usual spare blood- I MEAN- natsu.

What would 4 envy about 5?
she has swords, and relatively SANE friends.

What dream would 5 have about 6.
heheheh...

What would make 7 angry at 8?
WHY CAN'T I CATCH YOU?!?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
black-ish hair.

Where would 8 meet 9?
back-to-back on the battlefield.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10
that she should stop killing people.

Is 3 gay?
i dont think alucard is gay.

If you think it's weird there's so much Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend or you have MPD and you are your insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

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100 Random Things About Me

1. Age? 18

2. Height? 5.6

3. Eyes? Yes, gray.

4. Have any tattoos? planning to get one.

5. And piercings? Yes

6. Fave food? lasagna.

7. Fave pizza topping? cheeeeeeeeesssssseeeeeee!!!!!!

8. Fave drink? Depends on my mood: mostly coke or energy drink.

9. Hellspawn- I mean, Siblings? two younger brothers, and a younger sister.

10. Been in a fight? Yes, quite a few... won most of 'em

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? I want a serious relationship.

12. Weight? 51 kilograms.

13. Fave snack? candy.

14. Fave candy? everything.

15. Fave movie? dawn of the dead.

16. Fave show? Don't watch much TV, maybe Family Guy

17. Do you smoke? nope.

18. Blonds or brunettes? Brunettes.

19. Any scars? One on my forearm from a nasty oven-burn

20. Fave music? Rock, metal, some alternative and J-pop

21. Fave actor? Probably jim carrey

22. Where do you live? in a hillbilly hellhole.

23. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes...you have no idea...

24. Last person who made you cry? the guy who's still eating through a straw.

25. Do you enjoy school? You're kidding, right?

26. Desires? To make a new government that doesn't suck. and a massive harem (MUHAHAHAHAAAAAH!!!!!)

27. Fave fast food joint? Burger King or KFC

28. What's the last thing you drank? Red bull...

29. What are you doing right now? Typing this thing...

30. Where would you like to go? Japan.

31. Are you in a relationship? nope

32. Ever been arrested? Maybe once... or six times... lost counting.

33. Ever had a stalker? Yeah

34. Ever gone sky-diving? I hate heights.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? I know for a fact that I'm going to Hell. Satan invited me personally. with hookers and blackjack.

36. Is there a god? don't know, don't care... if there is, i'd be pissed at him tho...

37. Do you have a cell phone? yup.

38. Are you squeamish? yeeeeeeeaaaaannno. no.

39. Are you a human? Unfortunately, yes.

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? 115 -125 mph

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Lost count ten years ago.

42. Do people find you attractive? From what they told me, yes.

43. What annoys you? Obnoxious people, and Twilight (fans included)

44. What are you afraid of? Large spiders and losing my family.

45. Gold or silver? Silver. I work with the stuff.

46. Are people afraid of you? Most likely yes.

47. Do you sing in public? Only if I'm drunk... completely dead drunk.

48. Ever been screwed over? My life consists of me getting screwed over. Happens at least six times a day

49. Does money make people happy? At this point, money would make me a lot happier. You're fucked if you don't have any, especially now since the economy sucks more than ever

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? AHAHAHAH good one. Nope. none whatsoever

51. What's your hair look like? straight and dark brown

52. First job? At a mcdonalds under the leadership of a tyrant

53. Do you like meeting new people? Depends, most people I've met are assholes. But I'm still willing to give anyone a chance

54. Do you get along with your parents? No, love 'em though...

55. Ever played strip poker? Yes

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Yes.

57. Ever been in a car accident? no

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? Two sets of wooden stairs. I bled, but laughed afterwards.

59. Do you care what people think of you? Used to, but I don't give a shit anymore

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? I dunno, either successful or in a mental institution

61. Are you afraid of the dark? meh, I like the shades and hate light

62. What kind of car do you have? Don't have one right now, in the process of saving up for a motorcycle.

63. Time you were born? 23:43 at night

64. Ever break any bones? Surprisingly, no

65. Fave childhood toy? my toy digivice.

66. Fave author? I like the people on my 'Favorite Authors' list. and blackandblood... and royal court jester.

67. Are you a paranoid person? Why, are you following me?!

68. Have any enemies? Yes. the danish... O_0

69. Are you afraid of heights? yes.

70. Last movie you watched? "mortal combat". Not the greatest movie I've ever seen...

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? "Saw" it wasn't scary... just weird as fuck.

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate

73. Favorite color? red

74. What time do you usually wake up? Between 7:50 and 8 in the morning unless I'm hungover from the night before

75. What's your favorite perfume/cologne? axe

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? a human brain.

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? 8 hours

79. Can you do a handstand? Yes

80. Are you an angry person? No, I'll kick you if you ask again tho...

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Would you like to see my shit list? It goes on and on and on...

82. Do you talk in your sleep? I talk, snore, fart, and kick. according to my little brother, I once tried to eat his hand...

83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? no

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? yes.

85. Are you delusional? the unicorns tell me that i'm perfectly normal.

86. What is something that you're are horrible at? Reality

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Discussing things with my english teacher

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? I've done it before i'll do it again

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? NINJAAAAAAA

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? dbz the live action movie

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right-handed

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? i forgot the answer.

93. How are you feeling right now? ...Go fuck yourself...

94. What annoys you about people? just annoying people...

95. Do you dislike children? Just the ones who piss me off

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I can usually climb them. Or I climb to the top, then fall over onto the other side

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Hell yeah! Where can I get them?!

98. Can you smile for me? ask me again, I dare you...

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? trying to escape my strait-jacket

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? last week... I'm a klutz.

reposted this, 'cause i'm paranoid about this stuff.

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

FFW-Fanfiction World, or FFW for short, is a virtual world created from the old Fanfiction site. While FF existed as a place for fans to post stories about their favorite shows, movies, and books FFW offers much more. Users from all over the world now have the ability to travel to worlds inspired by their favorite shows, movies, and books. FFW was created to be a new world, a haven for authors and otakus alike, however what happens when a presence threatens this world and possibly the world outside. I am one of the many living in the new Fanfiction World!!! If you also live in this world where everyone and anyone has the power of all their favourite shows and their own powers the copy this and paste your name right here. Shadowlight0982, PrankK1ng, jeffster18.

naruto reboot: naruto's digital world outfit.

naruto's school outfit.

mizukage style deaththreat smile.

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The Best of Both Worlds by Dark.Force.Light reviews
Naruto's been banished from Konoha after Sasuke's retrieval. Years later, Kurosaki Ichigo showed signs of having the Kyuubi! NaruXMassHarem IchiXHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,229 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Championship Melody by Broken Brother Matthew reviews
When Ash is betrayed by those closest to him, he vanishes. years later, when his old friends go for the Sinnoh title they are shocked to see thier once good friend, and that he is taking no prisoners. offical Ash/Ursula pairing
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Ursula/Urara
By Any Means by The Revolutionary Ronin reviews
Long ago there existed a guild that fought outside the law in order to preserve it. This guild produced numerous legends that became infamous. They dirtied their hands in blood to protect the peace of Fiore. This guild was known as Shadow Heart, a dark guild. Broken and scattered they will continue to protect Fiore by any means...
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 149,115 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 9/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Erza S.] Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Second Chances by Nisroc Chico reviews
16 years have passed since The Fourth War. Naruto became The Sixth Hokage and forgave Obito for his past actions and took him back to Konoha. Obito is greatly discriminated, and sees no point of living a life he views as 'Hell'. Naruto, who wants to give Obito a reason to live, has him lead a squad. Unfortunately for Obito, his new Genin are the children of his former enemies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,800 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U., OC
TIL: Archived by Shaydrall reviews
The archived, original version of The Infinity League (my very first story from about a decade ago). This is here purely for nostalgia reasons at the request of readers. Summary: Knowing that cliches sell, Ash engages in a 5 year time skip and then does a tournament. He does the Aura thing, flirts with some girls, and is a badass. Actually not a bad fic
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 197,365 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona, OC - Complete
Fairy Flame Dragon by Oturan Namikaze reviews
Natsu made a vow at Lisanna's grave to get stronger, so he could make sure that none of his friends and loved ones would fall to the same fate she did. But as he gets stronger, he discovers secrets from his past that will change his future forever. NatsuXErza.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 225,068 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Natsu D., Erza S.]
The Tails of Naruto Uzumaki by SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan reviews
An early meeting with Kyuubi, a single event which propelled Naruto's skills in ways he would have never imagined. Although, as Naruto becomes stronger, will he be able to stick to the path that he was destined to follow, or, will he forge a new one, his own path. Naruto-Harem (Tenten, Tayuya, Fuka, Konan, Mei, Samui). Strong Naruto, smart Naruto eventually. First story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,271 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 5/1/2018 - Published: 7/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Tenten, Tayuya, Fuka A.]
A Trail of Fire by FanFictionHunter reviews
When Natsu faces trouble learning Dragon Slayer Magic, Igneel decides to teach him another form of magic to help him along. Natsu x Erza(with a splash of harem).
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,335 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 6/15/2013 - [Erza S., Natsu D.]
Three People From Three Worlds by FantaEGott reviews
Natsu decided to go on a training trip soon after Lisanna died. On the same day he left he met Naruto & Ace who decided to tag along with him. The three of them are strong but also hopeless perverts and drunks. A lot of comedy. OOC & Grammar warning. Early chapters are being rewritten, check my profile for status.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,927 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Natsu D., Erza S., Mirajane S.]
Naruto Frontier by 10tailed-Jokester reviews
After leaving his home village, Naruto made a choice to leave the ninja world forever. Doing so he has to now has to adapt to the new world and it's enemies. Seems like another regular day for this guy. NaruXharem
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 119,755 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Izumi O./Zoe, Ranamon, Angewomon, Naruto U.
The Prodigy Namikaze by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don't have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina. Chapter coming soon :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,372 - Reviews: 8143 - Favs: 13,596 - Follows: 13,721 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi
Help from a Stranger by Wolf3391 reviews
The immortal Naruto has been travelling around the world for the past few centuries. Now he has come to a place called Karakura Town and ends up finding something strange in the locals and gets dragged into another adventure. Naru/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,805 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 4,925 - Follows: 4,686 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Orihime I.
Steamy Digi Love by yugiohfan163 reviews
The digimon frontier season rewritten, except this time we've got a love struck Ranamon interested in our hero of fire. What could this mean? Read to find out.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,401 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Takuya K., Ranamon - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 9,175 - Follows: 9,203 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Hazard King by Dr. Dragon reviews
They say power corrupts. When Takato Matsuki unleashes the power of the digital hazard, he isn't corrupted by it, he embraces it and the digital world will forever be changed by his actions. All hail the Hazard king. Takato/Multi. Will have mature content later on. don't read if not old enough
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takato M., Ruki M./Rika N., Shiuchon L./Suzie W.
Naruto the Second Juubi by One-Winged Angel of Death reviews
It was the end, the shinobi world had been destroyed by Madara and the Juubi. With no other alternative, Naruto along with his only remaining friend Gaara sacrificed their lives to seal Madara and the Juubi within Naruto. But the end was only the beginning. Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,107 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 3,587 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 634,511 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 6,308 - Follows: 4,553 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
Sage of the Elements by BackwardsHazard reviews
Naruto is attacked by a mob as a child, the end results end with him obtaining an affinity to all the major elements, how will this affect him? there's going to be plenty of humor and a harem, M for language, and suggestive themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,413 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Konoha's Arrancar Shinobi by Legion19 reviews
Abandoned.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Espada
Seals Of Forgotten Time by Jay-Jay12393 reviews
After Pein's assault on the village, Naruto starts messing with some seals, trying to find a way to kill Madara, and a slight mistake sends him back in time when the Sannin were only five, he's also five and keeps his power, with big surprise. NaruxTsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,767 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Kumo Seal Master, Naruto by X10AShadowfox reviews
What if Naruto never grow up a konoha shinobi, but instead became a shinobi for Kumo. How well the story turned out? Smart Naruto, harem, Couples Mainly Naruto/Samui with Shion/Hinata/Shizuka/more later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 180,920 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Naruto U., Samui
Akakitsune by sinisteruto reviews
Naruto defects from Konoha and eventually forms Akakitsune, an organisation with two main goals, to destroy the Akatsuki, and to destroy Konoha. Dark Naruto. Fu/Naru/Yaku harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,630 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Naruto U., Fū
The Kyuubi Cannon and Death's Blade by kingofsolitude reviews
a boy is given a gift one from his mother and one from his father, with these two weapons. he may not be immortal but he sure is hard as hell to kill. but if he is killed... well then he has another trick up his sleeve. naru/anko/yugao/kurenai. altered universe. currently in re write.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,255 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y., Yugao U.
Poke'Legend by Halo12094 reviews
Lost at sea as an infant, Naruto is found and raised in Pacifidlog Town, with his team at his side he will battle his way to the Nationals and the two organizations fighting for control of land and sea. Smart Naruto, Strong Pokemon. Naruto x May. Flamers will be ignored and blocked. Rated T for language and violence.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,549 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [May/Haruka, Naruto U.] Minato N., Kushina U.
Tale of the Kurai Kitsune by ShadowStar91 reviews
He passed on his first attempt, gained a team that cared, a sensei that taught them, and then almost lost it all. Now being placed on a team once more, how will Konoha's Dark Fox handle a stuck up prick and useless fangirl? Slight NaruOC NaruHina SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 222,560 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 3,267 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Demon King of Fairy Tail by MaelstromBankai reviews
After a botched jutsu by Madara, Naruto becomes the new Juubi. Leaving his world, he ends up in Fiore and joins Fairy Tail in their adventures. How will Fiore survive now that Fairy Tail's new member is the Juubi no Yoko? The Dragons better watch out...they're no longer on top of the food chain. God-like Naruto! NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,688 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Naruto U., Erza S., Mirajane S., Ultear M.
The Altomare Ace by Primordial Soul reviews
He had been betrayed, forsaken by the ones he called friends. Now, as the fourth year passes, the Pokemon League will enter a crucible, a trial by fire, against the forsaken one, the Altomare Ace. AltoShipping. Rewrite posted under "The Prince of Champions"
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,939 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Latias - Complete
Grim Reaper of Iwa by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Finding the truth about his parents from the Kyuubi on the Wave Mission brought about a whole new set of events for the ninja world. Naruto's path in life has changed. With new teammates and teachers, he will bring about a change to the lands. The Grim Reaper has returned and like so long ago, he is an Uzumaki. Rated M for lemons, maybe. Naru/Kuro small harem . Haku/Guren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,399 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi - Complete
Ash's Journey My Way by Are all the names used reviews
What if Ash was abused as a kid? How would this affect his life and his journey to become the best their is? ...Wow this is a bad summary isn't it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Combination by jCOOLn reviews
During the clan wars the Senju clan made an alliance with the Uzumaki. Madara sees this, and decides the Uchiha clan will do the same. They go to the only clan that they respect enough to consider an alliance, the Kaguya. Eventually Izuna falls for a Kaguya woman named Remui and they have a son named Naruto together. Large Harem/Dead-Bone-Pulse/Eternal Sharingan/Chakra Chains
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,175 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Yakumo, Naruko U.]
Naruto's Earth Grudge Fear by jCOOLn reviews
While Naruto was going through the Hokage's office, he discovers a hidden scroll behind the Shodia Hokage's picture. Curious, he opens it up, and discovers it is a kinjutsu called the Earth Grudge Fear. After discovering what it does Naruto decided that he would love to have this power. Earth Grudge Fear/Jiongu/Lava/Wood/Scorch/Storm Release - Naruto harem M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,216 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Hana I., Kurenai Y.]
Hatake Naruto by Jaxofdeth1 reviews
After being saved from a beating on his fourth birthday Naruto was adopted by Kakashi. On his 5th birthday he received training and then joined a gennin team at 12. THIS IS A MA STORY CONTAINING LEMONS BEWARE! Smart/Lazy Naruto. Strong Chouji and Strong Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,246 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Their Family by SNake57575 reviews
(Sequel to Erza's secret feelings read that first) Erza and Natsu have left Fairy Tail to train what happens when they return what did they achieve in training?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Erza S., Natsu D.
Angel Wings by Amy47101 reviews
"People say they came from bird DNA. I don't like to think so. Whatever they did, they indeed gave me wings, not bird wings. Angel Wings." Eleanor Moon isn't your exact definition of normal, what with wings and all. So going to ranger school is exactly what she needs. That is, she realizes, that she and her 9 others are a part of a prophecy. A prophecy that's soon to come true.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 138,873 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - OC - Complete
Embracing your Inner Demon by CrazyFool65 reviews
He lived among the humans and all he's ever felt was hate and loneliness while being called a monster. It's ironic that sometimes the cruelest monsters are humans themselves. Tired of his life he becomes what they feared and embraced his inner demon and leaves to live among the monsters. Naruto x Inner Moka(Ura) Tsukune x Outer Moka(Omote)
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,067 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 2,406 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Naruto The Lightning Demon by EbonyAndIvory0 reviews
As a four year old Naruto was beaten up by the Villagers and as usually negleted by his parents , he met the Nine Tailes and after The Third Hokage . What will happen with Naruto now ? Warning : Naruto's parents are alive, good FEM!kyuubi ,FEM!Sasuke ,FEMHaku and FEM! Itachi.HAREM chapters become bigger
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,624 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U.
Prophecy Rebirth by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Erza Scarlet fatefully came across an unusual phenomenon during one of her missions, and unknown to her, she found something or someone that was suppose to have been gone from the world five millenia ago. -Naruto x Erza-
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,624 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 3,891 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Infinite Moment by MoonlightxShadow reviews
Let's imagine for a moment the complete opposite of the current Yukiteru we all know, what would we get?- A clever young man, a person who strivers for perfection, someone who wants to protect the one he loves, a cunning character who knows how and when to use people for his benefits and lastly, a brave soul who can stand up and face any challenge, no matter what it is or who it is
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,382 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Yukiteru A./Yuki/1st, Yuno G./2nd
Proven by Preaching Red reviews
Darkness fills the heart of the betrayed. So darkness would love nothing more than a hero left for dead by the ones he loved. But can light prevail in a heart so full of darkness? Mewtwo thinks so. With a new tournament on the horizon and a new alias in the wings, Ash sets out to prove that he truly is the best, like no one ever was.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,553 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
Blood of Iwa by jCOOLn reviews
Kushina runs away from Konoha as a kid when she learns that they were only using her because she can contain the Nine Tailed Fox. She does have Naruto, but with a different father, resulting in him obtaining several bloodline limits. Kekkei Genkai's - Dust/Explosion/Lava Release. Naruto may obtain a Byakugan or a Sharingan Eye later on. Harem/Lemon/Death/Profanity will be used.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 540 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya, Yakumo, Kurotsuchi]
Naruto: Fairytail's Maelstrom by LandoCali reviews
Naruto dies in his final battle with Sasuke destroying the last major piece of hatred from the world.Kami being thankful gives him a new life where he can have less of a burden, more fun, and perhaps eventually find love like Kami keeps hinting at. NarutoxErza no harem that's it though many women like Naruto. Will be M for lemons in a lot of chapters from now.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,846 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Senju Legend by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
The Senju Clan had always been revered as the most powerful Shinobi Clan in the Elemental Nation, but in recent years their numbers had dwindled down to almost nothing. As the son of Jiraiya and Tsunade, as well as heir to the Senju clan, how will Senju Naruto revive his once dominant clan, and reshape the world to his image. Powerful Mokuton Naruto! Strictly Naruto x Kushina!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,142 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Legacy of the First and Second by Coolkid93 reviews
What would happen if a 3 year old Naruto was discovered by Orochimaru and used for his experiments? What would happen if Naruto bonded early with Kurama? Now armed with the abilities of the first and second kage how much will this meeting affect the Elemental Nations as we know? Strong/smart Naru Mokuton Naru 5 years older than Roockie11 Naru. Naru/small Harem(fem.Itachi) M4freedom
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 258 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Naruto U., Yugito N., Itachi U., Fū
True Shinigami by Crimson-Esper-Of-Ruin-Instinct reviews
Combined Rewrite being made for this story and Fallen Neko Yokai Shinigami, may or may not continue this, i will do my best to let you loyal readers know.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,814 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A., Kiyone K., Neliel T. O./Nel
The Eighth Swordsman by Maverick Wilde reviews
While on a mission in the Fire Country, Mei Terumi was ambushed by missing nin and almost raped before being saved by a mysterious swordsman. Now Mei wakes up in Konoha Hospital and searches for Naruto, while he rises to the mantle of the fabled "Eighth Swordsman", ancient leader of the Seven Shinobi Swordsman. Naruto/small harem. Slight Bleach elements. Lemons in future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,224 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Ideals from the point of Darkness by Master Aura Sam reviews
Let s say... Two boys from VERY different worlds. But an energy and some other things that they have in common. Davis and Jaden have bee hiding behind masks for far too long. And it s time for a change. Crossover with Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Fianceshipping and Daikari. Language and possible Lemons. Violence. Death. Rated T for now.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Daisuke M./Davis
Null Man of Fairy Tail by Rigbutter96 reviews
Fairy Tail is full of interesting people. None more so than the Null Man, otherwise known as Naruto Namikaze. How will life be like when Naruto has three supposedly lost magics: Dust Magic, Jinchuiki Magic, and his Null Magic. And what if Naruto is an expecting father with Mirajane as the mother? Hilarity and insanity ensue! Rated M for language and future lemons!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,588 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Naruto U., Mirajane S.
Twin Dragons of Fairy Tail by JPClaw reviews
What if Naruto and Sasuke were born in Earthland and meet at an early age in life, but after an event they decide to go their separate ways in order to become strong and they promise to see each other later in life. Once they meet up at Fairy Tail they later become the Twin Dragons of Fairy Tail. NarutoXMira SasukeXErza. On Hold till i can think of more ideas. Discontinued.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Mirajane S. - Complete
The Rise of Demons by KuyouFox reviews
After having the Kyuubi sealed into Naruto, the Shinigami herself gets sucked in as well due to a mistake on Minato's fault. Wait, herself! Naruto/Harem Smart/Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,000 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Naruto U., Shinigami, Kyuubi/Kurama, Anko M.
Coming Undone by Camster3100 reviews
After defeating Obito, Madara, and the Ten-tails, Naruto get's offered immortality by Kami, Shinigami, and Yami. Many years into the future he gets pulled into a world of chaos and he has to stop a virus before humanity's wiped out. Godlike Naruto. Modern/Badass Naruto. Naruto/Harem. Uzumakicest, lemons. Up for adoption. Lost motivation. Message if willing!
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki Mayhem by Jonathan112 reviews
The Akatsuki get a new member that drives most of them up a tree, even Tobi. I own nothing but my OC(s), check my profile. Probably just a humor/adventure story, might change. Might be rated M due to scenes of intense blood. Does NOT follow Naruto storyline directly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Akatsuki
Life as a Tamer: Book 1: Getting Used To It by DigitalWarrior96 reviews
A digimon FanFiction based three years after the D-Reaper. Rika is still a little cold towards everyone but is learning to open up. The children go back to the Digital world to get their partners. (I do not own digimon, only OC characters that are listed in my profile). What do the enemies want? What is Ryo so concerned about? Find out inside.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Takato M., Ruki M./Rika N., Jenrya L./Henry W., Ryo A. - Complete
The Kitsune Shinobi by peinmastered reviews
When Naruto is five years old he meets Kyuubi after being beaten once again by the villagers and some shinobi. Lets see how this effects Naruto's path as a ninja. Semi overpowered Naruto, Semi overpowered Gaara, Semi overpowered OC, Helpful Kyuubi. Pairings Naruto/Anko Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara, Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama
The V-Kaiser by Halo12094 reviews
The Namikaze Family has moved to Shinjuku, what none of them know is that their eldest son Naruto is a Digimon Tamer, and not just any Tamer, one to his favorite. Smart Naruto, Equip/Offensive Deck, Naru/Rika Pairing. Some Language. Discontinued.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,101 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Ruki M./Rika N., Naruto U.
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
One more time by adamxero reviews
What If Madara killed everyone close to Naruto, What If he could go back and stop everything. Naruto goes back in time where he meets the 1st hokage and Madara is not evil yet Sannin timeline different timelines as well smar,bloodline Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,053 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Naruto:life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
What if, after stealing the forbidden scroll, Naruto got Kage Bunshin on the first try. What if he used rest of the time learning jutsus that make living life a game? Naruto/femkyuu/femsasu/harem CRACK WITH PLOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,187 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bakudo X: Life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
Crack with plot! 2nd in the LIAG series can be read alone! What if instead of Ichigo learning the Final Getsuga he learned a Technique that would make living life a game. Ichigo X femZangetsu Harem Time Travel!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,408 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu
The Bookworm And The Stupid Dragon Slayer! by AnimeOtaku1234 reviews
Levy... Natsu, weird huh?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Natsu D., Levy M.
HellsingFairy Tail Challenge by reven228 reviews
Read inside to find my challenge. Alucard in Fiore, the story practically writes itself.
Crossover - Hellsing & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Alucard - Complete
Naruto: Ultimate swordsman by Isom reviews
Before the third exam Naruto gains his birthrights. Konoha is in for one heck of a show. Swords belong to Maiden of the bloody Rose. not me. if you want to know more about them check him out. Certain ideas seen in elredar skylance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,857 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Tamer of the XAntibody by KitsuneDragon reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha upon bringing back Sasuke. However, he finds salvation in a little Blue Card. What will happen? Unlike other writers of a NarutoxDigimon Tamers xover I have completed it to the end and I hope you like this story. TakatoxJeri
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 408,884 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Ruki M./Rika N., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and The Water Princess by Bastion Lightz reviews
Naruto grows up to become a powerful ninja with the help of a mentor with ten swords and a beautiful fiancee. But he will soon discover that his life has been marked long before he was born. Lemons in chapter 37-38 and 42. I'm not sorry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 288,383 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 3,806 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Lost by Neverwhere Chaos Mode reviews
Only deleted AN page. What would happen if a whole new chain of events spun off from one climactic battle? What would happen if Megidramon... won?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,557 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/2/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Takato M., Ruki M./Rika N. - Complete
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random insanity reviews
ONESHOT! I had this idea stuck in my head, so I wrote it. The frontier crew decided to live together, Zoe goes away for a weekend, and leaves Koji in charge. watch as the insanity washes over the poor bastard. minor takumi, rated M because of Koji's potty-mouth.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Takuya K., Kouji M./Koji, Legendary Warriors
naruto reboot reviews
when Naruto sacrifices himself to defeat Obito, Kami decides to give him a second chance. follow naruto as he'll become the leader of the new generation of digidestined. 2nd season. many kekkai genkai/eternal sharingan/rinnegan godlike naruto, naruto/small harem. daiyako. smart naruto. takeru and digimon emperor bashing.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Agnimon/Agunimon, Hikari Y./Kari K., Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
championship of legends reviews
when ash gets told that he's worthless by his friends, he runs away to train. he encounters cynthia, who places him in the elite four. he enters the Championship of legends with his new team, and meet up with some old friends. will he be able to forgive his 'friends? and will he be able to stop the new criminal syndicate known as 'team void', who will stop for nothing? ashxharem.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
hazard run reviews
five years after the destruction of the D-reaper. takato and the other tamers must, once again, rise up to fight an uncontrollable menace. lemon. rikato, renaguil, veegato, daikari, taimi, taiora, taiorami, sorami, jenry. enjoy
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Ruki M./Rika N., Takato M.