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Contracts: Delivering praising, criticizing, flaming, and/or trolling reviews.

Targets: Requests, if I am familiar with the category.

Side-Jobs: Profile & PM stripper.

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[author & work]

Author: leyu02o.O wait leviathan02 too

Work: Writing a new history

Prologue: This spoiled cunt responded to my reviews-which I'm not listing since their messages were all the same (you're mean, you're too mean to be helpful, you're wasting your time, I'm not offended, etc)-waited for twenty minutes, then impatiently sent a message so ludicrous that I responded to a PM for the first time.

Words of Stupidity: I'm waiting for your suggestions on works I can read to better my own writing. if you have none then your argument is just you attacking me because you simply just are an ass. your friend Fox they also have failed to give me a list of works. truly you two are not going to change anything if you don't help with a solution to the problem that you seem to think you need to face with angry words and numbers of hate mail. if you truly are different then let me have a list and some time to better my own writing and if I do not meet your standards well sorry I tried. All I am asking is for a chance from you and Fox but you two seem so unwilling to accept that someone is wanting to change so that you may stop passing judgement down on them oh mighty gods of the internet.

I will await your reply patiently,
Leviathan

Checkmate: Aw! How cute. Sadly, you responded to my reviews, which were requested by three people, EXACTLY how I predicted you would: by acting like a spoiled, bratty, special snowflake cunt.

BAAAAAAAAAAAW THESE MEANY FLAMERS ARE BEING SO MEAN TO ME THUS THEIR FLAMES DON'T ACTUALLY CONTAIN ANY MATERIAL THAT CAN ACTUALLY HELP ME BECAUSE THEY'RE SO MEAN SO I'M GOING TO BITCH AND MOAN AT THEM THEN DEMAND THEY HELP ME OUT FOR BEING SO MEAN TO ME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Hilarious.

And I didn't immediately respond to your bitching and moaning? Boohoo. Grow the fuck up, brat, and maybe people will start treating you like an adult.

Despite your claims to wanting to better your writing abilities, your plentiful actions and behavior show me that you are a half-assed writer with poor taste and an attitude of self-entitlement, not only expecting gold in return for your piece of shit story, but DEMANDING it.

YOU posted a story that you admitted yourself was horrible and written with half-assed effort, thus became what I accurately deemed it: a piece of shit.

YOU posted on a public site yet demanded that "flames aren't accepted," as if you had any control over how people can think about your story and review it.

YOU posted and kept your "original" Ch. 1, never explaining that the chapter after it was a revised version of it, thus showing your laziness and lack of logical thought and consideration for your readers.

YOU broke the rules, which YOU had to agree to in order to post your piece of shit story in the first place.

YOU made the squabble between yourself and The Fox Familiar public, thus breaking the rules AGAIN.

YOU bitched and moaned about the flamers being too mean and not helping enough, then after bitching and moaning, DEMANDED that we help you as if you deserve more of our precious time than what was already given by flaming your story.

How fucking lazy are you?

(I didn't read The Fox Familiar's flames, so I don't know if she sprinkled concrit into her flames, but I know I did in my flames.)

Now, to anyone with an IQ higher than 12, the logical thing to do when told NOT to do something-or if your specific writing technique is wrong, is to… do the opposite of what you were doing.

Amazing, right?

For example 1: I told you and gave an example of how you failed at proper dialogue and paragraph separation, and even gave you an example of how to properly separate dialogues from paragraphs.

Now how does a non-retarded person fix that? By either taking the advice, looking up how to properly separate dialogues from paragraphs, asking for more advice, or getting a Beta reader.

For example 2: Did you ever wonder WHY The Fox Familiar and I said that Desmond was OOC and acting like a teenage girl, i.e. YOU? Because unlike you and your retarded readers, we can identify and analyze the different personality traits that make characters/people different to others. The Desmond you wrote did not behave like Desmond; he behaved like a teenage fangirl. If you seriously cannot tell the differences between people's personalities and accurately recreate them, you need to either get a Beta-reader, watch criminal profiling shows, and/or go see a neurologist.

Furthermore, giving you a list of good stories to read will do little help for you. Why? Because even the most simplistic popular books today and in schools have proper dialogue and paragraph separation, proper capitalization, proper punctuation, unique characters, etc. Since you said you went to high school, I'm assuming you've read at least ONE proper book, yet you still write at middle school level.

Coming from not just as flamer-but also a writer, based on your writing abilities and attitude, the only way you are going to get the help you need through your thick, spoiled skull is by getting a good Beta-reader.

You personally demanded my help, and I gave it to you. Don't like it? "dont read it"

PS. As far as I know, The Fox Familiar and I aren't related.

Epilogue: Predictably, the cunt immediately responded despite her acclaimed "busy life" with the same message (you're mean, you're too mean to be helpful, you're wasting your time, I'm not offended, etc.) and blocked me. Butthurt cunt is butthurt. I hope she had enough Preperation H on hand!

[author & work]

Author: smilebot

Work: Carpe

Prologue: Long story short, Altair plus Ezio plus fangirl's wetdream plus OOC plus AU plus time travel?? plus gay incest porn plus whorish behavior equals facepalm, a flame, and one shortly written response.

Words of Stupidity: Hello, I just wanted to say that all in all, why are you reading this, then?
Is someone pointing a gun at your head to read it? If you have no positive
critiques, then do not read and comment on it. It is unnecessary. Don't waste
my time and yours.

Epilogue: I'm used to getting illogical responses like these since they're the most commonly used, but the fact this pussy immediately blocked me after sending the pathetic PM earned her place on the wall. Cowardly and butthurt, what a combination!

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Author: AmouxFang

Works: The Wolf, Love? (Experimental), Purpose?

Prologue: Typical case of another spoiled cunt responding to my reviews in an emotional, illogical, and hypocritical fashion, but the kicker with this one? Unlike most spoiled cunts who are so butthurt they block you after your initial reply, she keeps responding. With the same rehashed nonsense. Can you spell repetitive? (Note: the black font sentences are not my responses, just my commentary looking back on the PMs.)

Words of Stupidity: I've already got one flamer on me and I don't need you as well. I read your reviews and I honestly don't care what you have to say. If you don't like my writing style then don't fucking read it. It's that simple.

Don't like, don't read. Never heard that one before!

You know what? I will keep acting like this, it's my personality and if you don't like it fuck off.

Congratulations! You have criminal mentality.

I will don't worry. Though I think you'd get murdered before me with how you act, it'd be another crime if a serial killer didn't murder you.

Charming.

How bout no? I'm not that kind of person, besides that's what you're for. Though I do think it's very rude and bitchy of you to enjoy messing with people like this.

Really? I think it's very rude and bitchy of you to take reviewers' concrit and throw it back at their faces.

Yeah my stories have flaws, I know and I kinda don't care. I've been planning to redo 'The wolf' for awhile because I don't like how it's set up. Yes I will admit to having a somewhat childish attitude and personality, but I'm very serious when It comes down to my writing.

I know it's been a while since I looked at a dictionary, but last time I checked, "I don't care" =/= "I've been planning to redo" and "I have a childish attitude and personality" =/= "I'm very serious."

Yeah whatever.

My seriousness level is actually much higher than a 14 year old, which can surprise some people.

Your seriousness might have impressed me, if I was still 10 years old.

Whoa chill out. Most people I know act like spoiled little brats. I however, do not.

Someone's either pussying out, or getting desperate.

I've heard it all before. Heck, I even think I'm bipolar myself. It's not like it's the end of the world.

What an ignorant and naive viewpoint. I'm a murderous schizoid; it's not like it's the end of the world!

I'm not naive, though jumping offa cliff sounds like something you should be doing right now.

How can you be calling someone a youngling if you know just as much or less than them?

Verdict: desperate.

You can't judge someone by their age, I'm wiser than you think. I really don't give a flying fuck if you're my senior ornot. I really don't.

I will admit I'm immature at times, but there is no way I'm spoiled at all.

I've partaken in this argument with a 14 year old spoiled cunt still using circular logic long enough, yes?

Checkmate: Uh huh. Sorry to slap your childish world with adult reality, but I can judge you by your age. You are biologically 14 years old. THAT is a judgment. If you are 14 years old, by the US's standards, you are too young to drink alcohol, have sex with an adult, and buy cigs. THAT is also a judgment.

Even if you are wise "for your age", based on your behavior and messages, you are naive, immature, and acting like a spoiled little girl compared to an adult. Despite how many times you say you don't care/give a fuck about other's opinions, you keep making excuses while spam crying/messaging "I'M NOT IMMATURE! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! I'M NOT NAIVE! I'M WISE! I'M NOT EASY TO OFFEND! I'M SMART! I HAVE A HARD LIFE! I'M NOT SPOILED! I LIKE THE WAY I AM!" to me, Concilliabule, and The Fox Familiar-who didn't even flame your stories in the first place. Based on what you say versus what you are doing, you are a liar, lying to yourself and to others, and a hypocrite, saying one thing but doing the opposite. You are trying to prove yourself to the two flamers, who came crashing down on your pathetic little bubble via your pathetically written stories, and a third flamer who did not even flame your story but is friends with the two flamers who actually flamed your story. THAT is an observation. Do you know what judgment results from that observation in reality, the adult world?

You are insecure. You are immature. You are a child. You are naive to how the adult world works. You are subject to judgment because you PUT yourself and your story in that position by posting and talking to people on a public site, and you can't handle it any other way except by reacting like a spoiled brat your age.

The hard truth is, little girl, that not only can EVERYONE judge someone by their age, but they can judge someone by their words, writing, and actions. And I clearly have.

Grow up, or shut up.

Epilogue: She responded, of course (she can't get enough of me, or she's lonely and craving for attention, typical of young teenagers), but I did something so magical and difficult it required 1 bn neurons to do-something butthurt and bratty cunts lack the capacity of doing... I clicked delete.