Hello fellow human beings/ vampires/ werewolves! From what you just read, you can tell that I Twilight - Tries to get you on Edward's side (1st the worst and all that!)
New Moon - Tries to get you on the best guy's side... Jacob! (2nd the best!)
Eclipse - You MUST decide!! (not sure if I can fit hairy chests into this...)
Breaking Dawn - Just tells you how stupid Bella is for going with Edward and had a baby that ATE it's way out of her! (Doopid Girleh)