The turtles must endure a belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Forced to tackle many awkward and previously taboo topics, their most closely guarded secrets are revealed... whether they like it or not! Set in 2007-verse with bits of 2003 and Mirage thrown in for fun. Rated M for sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of Ninja Turtle naughty bits.

An accumulation of slash stories about the used, abused, confused, and the TFs who love them. Both factions. Review only those you like, cancel any time. Thank you all for reading these and loving them.

A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...

For each day of December (starting late), the Guardians will learn something new about the youngest member of their group. No matter what it may be, Toothina, North, Sandy and Bunnymund will discover all there is to know about Jack Frost and his past life. *One-shots *implied Bunny/Jack in some chapters, not a major thing though *Ratings for each will change

Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!

Family: (n.) "a group of people united by certain convictions or a common affiliation" For years it's been nothing more than a definition in a book for Jack Frost. Until he became a Guardian. And then it wasn't. Successes, struggles, loud and quiet moments of those learning to become just that. (Or, a collection of one shots about family and those who protect it)

He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.

SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.

From the Rise of the Guardians Kinkmeme: There's more than one Pooka - when the four year old Overland girl finds a snowy white rabbit, she smiles and says hello. It is the most incredible moment of her life when the rabbit says hello back. (Pooka!Jack fic, no pairings)

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

One trillion years in the future, an elderly bot's legacy teaches two alien children a valuable lesson about life. .o. Danceverse, mentioned OptimusxMikaela, set after Following the Sun .o.

After an incident with a Kraang time travel device, April is sent 8 years into the past. The turtles are just 8 years old and Splinter has enough to handle without a human girl suddenly appearing in their home. April has to keep her origins a secret while trying to convince the mutant family she means them no harm. However, Splinter isn't the only one suspicious of her motives.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

A collection of often related drabbles/oneshots and short arcs centering on Jack Frost. You might want to read them in order. Cover by me. (128. "When Fear is Fun") Halloween should have been Pitch's day, but things had turned differently.

Jack didn't know much about rabbits, that is, not until he started spending more time with Bunnymund... and learning the hard way. -A series of Oneshots- *Rated T just in case**JackRabbit*

How does Jack feel about those 300 years all alone? Were there repercussions? Will a fight change everything? JackRabbit

Sequel to Jack's Accent. Jack's been around for 300 years, so don't you think he's picked up a few languages/accents? Hilarity ensues featuring nonsense and the Guardians. :)

Alternate ending in which the Guardians could not defeat Pitch, and children slowly stopped believing. Jack/Rabbit

Jack is blind. Always has been, always will be. Bunny discovers this and lets Jack really see him for the first time. Pre-JackRabbit stuff inspired by a Kink meme prompt.

Post movie: Jack's been hanging around teenagers for the first time in 300 years and it's rubbing off on him. Que hilarity and confused Guardians. Quick giggle fix.

Tgis fic may be a little confusing for some. Starts out cute and fluffy but turns to romance and darkness. Jackrabbit, Mature. Wrote this years ago when i was just getting into posting fanfiction. It should have been split into two separate stories. Jack's physical and mental age war with each other. Pitch is an ass and Bunnymond is over protective. Rated M for sexual content.

Pitch has learned his lesson. The Guardians are too strong to be defeated from the outside, so he sets about destroying them from within. The first irritable do-gooder on his list? Jack Frost.

My response to TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness' Jackrabbit challenge! SMUT AHOY! Please read and review!

Jack's been on his own so long that he's learned to take care of himself. Having people be there for him now is going to take some getting used to. So here are five times he tended his own injuries, fought his own fights, and dealt with his own pain . . . and the one time he couldn't, but thankfully, didn't have to.

Ever since they got together, Jack's been sort of desperate to end his three hundred-year virginity. Bunnymund, however, is taking it too slow for comfort.

Pointless smut. Jack is feeling bored, so he decides to bother Bunny while he sleeps, waking him from a master-piece of a dream that Sandy worked very hard at creating. For revenge, Sandy decides to give Jack some very interesting dreams, and porn ensues. Warnings: Its a six-foot bunny plowing an ice spirit, wtf do you want from me.

Stuck in Bunnymund's Warren during a storm, Jack finds out he's not a big fan of thunder. So he seeks out his favorite Kangaroo. Fluffiness! Can be read as JackRabbit yaoi or just..family..friend..stuff. Okay first ROTG fic! REVIEW!

Oneshots. It takes some getting used to, hanging around mutant ninja turtles. "The VCR blinks 12:00 in a never-ending beat, but the television is off, and April blinks blurrily into the darkness, wondering briefly of where and why."

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

sequel to Raph x Leo drabble set. Leonardo and Raphael take a trip to the farm to figure out what they've become. ::Heavily edited from the original, which is on my LiveJournal. All questionable scenes have been cut.: COMPLETE

Jazz, Soundwave, a very personal favor, and tactical use of emoticons. Jazz reset his optics. "What, is snarking over IM some kind of Decepticon mating ritual I didn't know about?"

After another unsuccessful attempt at the turtles' lives, Karai decides to play on an aspect of the turtles she has not considered before.

HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...

Breathe Mikey. Everything's going to be ok. Can you hold on? Just a little longer? **one shot no more!** With permission. Last chapter's finally here. Welcome back Leo. Donnie's POV.

"Breathe quick, breathe slow, put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Any way you like, you're gonna die down here."

Time is running short and with being buried alive, there's no guarantee he'll be found before he runs out of air.

What if three brothers were returned to 'normal? What if it were up to the one left standing to change them back? What if their lives depended on Michelangelo doing chemistry?

A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

Secrets have a way of gnawing away at the soul. Don's been living with his for so long, it may just consume him...if it doesn't destroy his family first.

While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time

THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.

"If we really wanted to do some good for this city, we should start offering self-defense classes for all these dumb broads." The Turtles try a new tack for reducing Manhattan's crime problem.

Mikey was always moving...

Splinter reflects on parenthood, and ponders some insights he never expected to share.

Karai can hurt me, torment me, deceive me, kill me… but she cannot make me choose. It’s the typical enemy plot, to offer the chance to save one brother and only one. The choice is easy: there IS no choosing. No longer a oneshot.

Four is an unlucky number. Or maybe it isn't.

Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.

When Bishop teams up with the Shredder, it spells bad news for the turtles. Why are their enemies so desperate to capture Donatello? And what will the others do when the unthinkable occurs, and they're too late to save him? Nothing is ever as it seems...

movie-fic. A terrible secret rests heavily on Optimus Prime's spark. A secret no one can ever know about. Author's note at the end.

He had taken the guise of the Nightwatcher ever since Leo left and the team had broken up. How did the others not realize that the big, metal turtle-shaped vigilante was Raphael? Surely, someone had figured it out... Surely, SOMEONE could see. One-shot.

Mike ventures to the farm to visit Leonardo and reflects on the preceding events. He realizes that the true story rests in how they learned to perceive one another. First Place for Best Tragedy/Angst & Sad Ending, Second for Leonardo Scene in 2009 Comps

Based on inuficcrzy's "Splinter's Rules for the Lair", here's some explaination on some of those 'rules'. NOW WITH BONUS CHAPTERS!

Harry Potter disappeared after an attack at the Dursleys. Quatre Winner thinks maybe it's time he go back to the world he left behind. The others? They don't know what they've gotten into... 1x2x5 3x4 Complete

. . . and one time he didn't. Four times Don received an injury, minor or major. And how he would recover from it.

Oneshot. Vignette on life, death, and honor. Leonardo can only clean his katana in one place this night...

Doesn't it seem odd that a turtle with as much talent and training as Leo can't do the simplest things in the kitchen? Here's one possible explanation.... Oneshot.

Chibi Turtle Fiction. Raph has taken to visiting an elderly woman who lies at Death's Door in a small Abbey. There, in the fractured tales she manages to give him, Raph learns that even though all that glitters is not gold, light is never truly gone.

Prompt 68:100. A Foot ambush goes horribly wrong and Donatello is left feeling guilty. *Not a deathfic*

I'm scared...Master Splinter died a week ago...we all got in a bad fight last night...Leo...oh God...Leo left us a note...I'm screaming looking at the pipes and water below me,Raph is sobbing...Don he's just standing there...Leo just commited suicide...

Movieverse. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins - so why is this silver Corvette calling himself Sideswipe, especially with no Sunstreaker to be found? No pairings, one-shot.

There are so many kinds of energy who's to say it only has one purpose? After the All Spark was destroyed, wierd things start happening to Sam. Nearly electrocuting Bumblebee is just the beginning. 2007 movieverse.

After the war, the pilots pair off, leaving Wufei by himself. He takes a mission he doesn't expect to live through. THIS IS A SLASH STORY! 1x2x5, 3x4

G1, Prowl/Jazz. Why is Ravage leaving messages in Prowl's office? And what do they have to do with Jazz? Slash implied, nothing graphic.

The others are at least ten minutes away. Not close enough; won’t be fast enough. Ten minutes. That’s all you have. That’s all I have. ///Character death///

Michelangelo gets the "It's A Wonderful Life" treatment as two spirits show him what the world would be like if he'd never been born... but something's wrong here. Why does it look like everyone's better off without him?

He really hates those things.

Raph confronts Don as to why he didn’t tell them what was going on when he was ill, and learns more about his younger brother than he ever wanted to. Post-Good Genes .

This is not appropriate dinner conversation, my sons!" One-shot.

Things fall apart. Silence and memories are the last pieces of his family he has to hold on to, and the rest may or may not come to visit him at times. Michelangelo thinks he might be a little unwell.

Leo manages to convert the Shredder with his own masculine wiles. Everyone else agrees this is insane. OR IS IT?

After the Mystics tricked Bishop into destroying the amulet that gave Karai control over them, the Mystics choose a new Master. Fear for the world.

Edited and reposted. Donatello spoke angrily under two circumstances: major setbacks to his projects or prolonged periods of intense work without rest. They were guessing the latter this time...

A humorous look at Leonardo's views of sex which Raphael finds disturbing yet hot. Turtlecest.

Soldiers don't always go out in a blaze of glory and neither Decepticon nor Autobot is exempt from this fact.

Charging into battle without a second thought, brash, careless, reckless… It’s who they are. More often than not they come back, laughing off the scratches, or whining about them. But there are those times it takes it’s toll on them. slight TwinsxRatchet

Leo's been missing for weeks. When he returns, he's changed very obviously. And when Shredder strikes, things go down the sewer fast! Leo's been turned evil... I do not own the turtles. This is NOT part of the "Changed" series.

Sam's parents get suspicious. Then they get more suspicious. Then they get a shocker. SamBumblebee *NOW with PART 2!*

Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...

Movieverse The Autobots, warriors turned refugees, hide on earth in plain sight. Can they learn to get along with their new human neighbors, or will they ultimately be revealed by simple misunderstandings?

This is a work of satire. Any resemblance to non-satirical works is completely dulled by the delight of comedy. A 'romantic' interlude between the brothers.

Previously called The Accident. Bumblebee and Sam get into a terrible accident on the freeway. Will Sam survive from his injuries? Will Bee be the same? First fic so please critic but not rudely Rated T but may go up due to language andor scenes.

Leonardo felt like a perv. *Oneshot, Turtle-slash*

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Though he has committed some of the worst crimes imaginable, Starscream may still find that soul mates and, indeed, forgiveness can be found in the strangest of places... if he would just think to look. Eventual slash.

The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.

Raph loves his brothers, even when they're being total morons.

Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.

[2007 Movieverse] Everything can change in an instant. But you never, ever give up. The story of a boy and his car. Or a robot and his ghost.

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

Through a careless act on his part, Michelangelo causes his brothers to lose their weapons. So, he decides to go after them. Little does he know, this was the first domino in a plan of revenge, at which he is the center of.

Chapter 4 Summary: Ironhide 'scores' Bumblebee has a holoproblem Sam and Jazz give a demo Optimus accepts a challenge. Rated NC17 for holosmut, pseudo mechsmut.

One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?

Movie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots feel about leaving Bumblebee, the closest thing they have ever had to a little brother, behind? Protocol only goes so far, even for a commander.

A depressed and emotionally abused Leo finds a new, happier home with a new set of brothers. But what happens when his two families are thrown together?

He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.

DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald

A set of fifty sentences inspired by fifty words. 2007 movieverse, Sam and Bumblebee centric

2007 movie Things change in time of war. Principles bend, rules change, and so do 'bots. Now the Allspark must be kept from Decepticon hands, and Ratchet is left wondering: What's a pacifist to do?

What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.

A happy ending to a tragic event, leaves the question of... How many Autobot's does it take to raise a baby?

Vengeful Decepticons turn Optimus Prime into a human thinking he will be easier to kill as a ‘flesh ling’. Now Optimus has to adjust to being a human as the threat of a Decepticon attack hangs over his head. Luckily the Autobots and Sam and Mikaela are...

Lennox and Sam have a friendly conversation over Coffee. [BeexSam, Mentions of IronhidexLennox]

What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.

G1 oneshot complete. An Autobot and a Decepticon are trapped together in the wake of a warzone. Readers must learn with them who they are and how their unlikely teamwork might provide hope for escape from their long, dark, lonely prison. No OCs

[G1] Some lines where never, ever ment to be crossed... Even by a Decepticon.

Deathly Hallows spoilers. As best he can, Harry tries to repay Snape after the events of the book. One shot.

Old Toon Donatello has so many accomplishments, one could write a patter song about them.

Autobots are immortal, for lack of a better word, while their human counterparts are not. Sam pays the ultimate sacrifice in the fight against the Deceptions and Bumblebee deals with the consequences [implied death scene, 2007 movieverse].

Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.

Mikaela is worried about Sam, but when he finally comes clean, its not something she was prepared for. beeXsam. Its there, its in your face, but its not graphic.

Getting a flat tire isn't the worst thing in the world...however, Bumblebee seems to think so. SamXBumblebee! Fluff, humor, warm fuzzy feelings!

[Movieverse] Optimus Prime's thoughts on the scene that occurs beneath the bridge. Sometimes being the leader is the heaviest burden to bear.

Raph shares with Donnie one of his own worst memories to help his younger brother feel less alone. 2003 TVVerse, set after Same As it Never Was.

Leonardo has a headache, Michelangelo gives the best massages ever, and Raphael shoots Donatello in the foot...so to speak.

When he realizes something is wrong, Raphael must find out what went wrong, who made it wrong, and who decided not to tell him something was wrong. Too bad no one has a straight answer.

Whoever thought that not being able to feel pain was a blessing obviously never led the life of a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

Ignore the ghosts. Ignore their cries. Everything. Everything. Everything dies.

Mikey has a nightmare and seeks the comfort of his oldest brother.

Basking. It's a turtle thing. Splinter realizes that his sons are depressed and procures a device that's sure to brighten their mood! Oneshot. A heaping helping of pure sunny goodness, with a bit of Don x April fluff on the side!

The real reason Raph likes his sai so much. Just a quicky but you might get a kick outta it. One shot.

Raph reflects on some childhood memories as Mike nears death. But what is it that those memories truly mean between him and his little brother? WARNING: Character Death and Extreme Angst inside.

Donatello goes on an unexpected trip to New England. Originally posted under the name AJ3.

They were trying to help, to have everything ready for Don. Shame they missed a trick. Fic challenge A serious tale with a drunk Leonardo.

RaphxLeo. Can be seen as a continuation of my fic Welcome Home : I Hate You. They should have been more careful...

Raph and Mike come under fire. Glass shatters, the world turns upside down...

Takes place 2 weeks after the 2007 movie. Now that they don't fight anymore, their relationship has hit an uncomfortable unknown place. Leonardo tries to get closer to his brother and learn more than he intended to... Raph x Leo. Slash.

The turtles have some problems with a sleepwalking brother. One shot

A short oneshot about the Nightwatcher.

Raphael wins a fight with his big brother and presses his advantage. Drabbles alternate POVs. Slash. ::complete::

When a sudden death shakes up the turtles family, one of them grieves by throwing himself into an obsessive madness. Oneshot TMNT fanfic. WARNING: Character death within.

Is it worse to suffer in protection of those you love, or to watch someone suffer to protect you? Leo, Don, Mike, and Raph struggle to recover from a horrifying captivity. Now completed!

SAINW fic. After Same As It Never Was, Donatello writes a letter that he hopes his family will never have to read.

Susan Sto Helit wants to die. Her Grandfather gives her opportunity to reconsider. Ch.8 now on: Susan and Death argue. FINISHED

Harry finds a broken and seriously injured Draco on his doorstep one night, and lets him in. When Draco tells Harry a story of pain and fear, the hero begins to rethink his feelings toward his enemy. HarryDraco, details inside. COMPLETED 12.27.06

The boys come across something they just can't explain. So, what happens? They try to explain it and drag Splinter along for the ride.

Mikey worries about just how deep into his role as goofball he's gotten himself into.

Splinter arrives home to a horrendous scene. What will he do next? Splinter POV WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH, GORE 2nd place fanfic winner of Best Angst, Best Horror, Best Death. 1st place fanfic winner Best Splinter Scene 2006

ONESHOT! When Spike loses something important, Bumblebee decides to be a good friend and help him find it. Too bad he doesn't have a clue what to look for!

Usagi comes to Leonardo for help as he is targeted by an unknown enemy. Usagi:Leonardo. COMPLETE

Carrot is in love. Ankh Morpork takes care of her own.

Fleshing out the ending of Season 1, episode 4 when Raph nearly caved Mikey's head in with a lead pipe. I needed more closure.

So what happens to a werewolf when he or she is 'killed' by something other than silver? Set during the end of Men at Arms. Oneshot.

They were all family here, and when did this family do things conventionally? Oneshot. 1st Place for Best Happy Ending in the 2006 FanFic Comp. Thanks guys!

Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.

Leo learns the hard way that sometimes compassion can be deadly. Rated T just in case, for some language and violence. The story is completed with Chapter 13, Holding On to Ghosts.

Fan fiction isn't all fun and games. Just ask Leonardo.

Leonardo's Girlfriend is feeling ill to keep her company he tells her a story that Splinter used to tell him and his brothers when they were young.

focuses on an injured brother, through the eyes of the leader.. Leo Raph centirc [Death fic!][Complete]

G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.

Draco always knew what he wanted in live: Power, fame and Harry Potter, not particulary in that order. Now, all his dreams are about to come true thanks to a old marriage law he made sure the Ministry of Magic knew about it and Harry didn’t

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

An outtake from 'Feet of Clay' when you think Vimes gets drunk. Desperate attempt to imitate the genius. A Night Watch reference because it's my favourite of the books. T for language.

There is a new addition to the Inuyasha gang. How will the group react? Can Kagome be a jewel shard hunter AND a mother?

What happens when Raphael's emotions become something more. A new ability. Is it a gift or a curse? Finished Finally!

Donnie gets roped into helping Raphael baby sit, and gets a whole new perspective on his brother. One shot.

Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!

A month after Raphael has been hit with a flash bomb and it’s back to cause trouble. The question now is, can a ninja still be a ninja if they’re blind?

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco

[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?

Based on the Marriage Law challenge. Hermione and others make their own decisions for life, love, happiness and family. First time author. - Revised Jan. 2019 for spelling and grammar.

(COMPLETE) Sesshomaru has been asked by his father to do the impossible. He's determined to succeed, in spite of the complications presented by Inu-Yasha and one Higurashi Kagome. Nothing will stand in his way, not even the poor, innocent houseplants...

Prequel to Red Raphael is pushed too far.

The battle was finally finished. And we had lost. Winner of 2005 Fanfic Awards Best Death Scene, Best Sad Ending, Best TearJerker.

All you need to know is in the title.

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

Donatello is badly injured one night, his life hanging in the balance, as his brothers beg him not to let go.

Don sends his brothers away as death comes to claim him, after a long time of illness. But the confrontation turns out to be a lot harder than he thought. One shot WINNER OF BEST TMNT DEATH SCENE 2004 AWARD.

Leo and Raph are at it again, but just how does it affect their little brothers?

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

Warning FluffySnuffles noncon non graphic Snape sees something he finds funny

Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.

Minerva stubbornly defies Dumbledore's command and rescues baby Harry Potter from his uncaring relatives. How will she handle raising him without the help of Hogwarts? REFORMATTED bask in the italics!

[Complete] The bloodlines of the Founders are ready to be united into one and Hermione and Severus are caught in Voldemort's plans about the Heir.

Just because I like the series doesn’t mean I can’t poke fun at it!

Fred and George need some help getting ready for their grand opening, formating cleaned up and edited Nov 06

[Complete] Rather than submitting to the power of Veritaserum, Hermione makes a drastic decision. Hogwarts staff wonders how to help her afterwards.

When tragedy strikes the Decepticons, Soundwave plots revenge. Despite the Decepticon's appraisal of vindication, when Soundwave's abnormal want for revenge threatens to consume and destroy him, Megatron decides to get involved.

Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.

Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)

Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**

If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.