Hey you can call me Kit, anyway I'm a female Soon-To-Be-10th grader with awesome friends!

Favorite manga/anime:Blue Exorcist, Beezlebub, Nana, Jing King of Bandits, Sengoku Basara, Naruto, High school Of The Dead, Eyeshield 21, Digimon, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Bleach, D Grayman, Monochrome Factor, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Itsuwaribito, Black Cat, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, HunterxHunter, Fairy Tail, Air Gear, Pokemon, Bobo bobobo bobo, Get Backers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tales of Symphonia, Sukisho, Shaman King, Prince of Tennis, Saiyuki,One Piece, Baccano, Hetalia Axis Powers, Da da da, Mamotte Lollipop, D N Angel, Vampire Knight, Idaten Jump, Beyblade, Bakugan, Gurren Laggen, Koisuru Bokun, MAR and Linebarrels of Iron,Deadman Wonderland, Togainu no Chi etc.

Likes: Music, Anime/Manga, The Awesome people I hang out with, Fanfics, Taking Naps, Drawing, My Plushies (Rabbits, Foxes, Wolves, Racoons, etc), Strawberry Milk, & alot more...

Dislikes: Spiders, Annoying People, Pedos, etc

Hobbies: Typing, Playing Mabinogi, Texting My Friends/Fams, Drawing, Reading (Mostly Manga & Fanfics), Living Life, Being Lazy, & Thinking.

Can't Live Without: My Cell, Internet, Televistion, Cute Things, Food, Someone Warm To Hug.

My Dream: Artist, Writer or Animator (I'm not too sure yet.)

Fav. Colors: Orange, Pink, Gray, Dark Blue, Dark Red, & Teal.

Fav. Movies: Kill Bill, Azumi, Norbit.

In a persons life there is a "Hour of Darkness"

Sometimes we want to say"Even Till Forever I Want To (Love You) You"

"Cursed Memories" will never fade

There's always an "Absence of Justice"

School can be an "Evil Academy"

(Not Mine, I just Liked It)

Life is way too complicated. You stand there listening to some idiot mouth off. It takes 42 muscles to sit there and frown. However it only takes 4 muscles to take action and GLITCH SLAP that idiot across the face.

(Also not mine, I just liked it to)

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART:

1. 'Test' the fishing poles

2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom

3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"

5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it is. Well, whatever we had is now over, you cheating liar." Then run away crying.

6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.

7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."

8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."

9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"

10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."

11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"

13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!

14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.

15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an employee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.

16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say "Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.

17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'

What Kisses/Gestures Mean:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to to love each other

Wink: Hey there cutie

Hold On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking In The Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Slap On The Butt: That's Mine

Laughing While Kissing: I'm completly comfortable with you

24 Things To Do On A Elevator:

1: Grimace painfully while smacking you're forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut Up!"

2: Whistle the 7 notes of "It's a Small World" inoccently.

3: Crack open your briefcase or purse, while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4: Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5: Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6: When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarresed when they open by themselves.

7: Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and askthem to call you Admiral.

8: On the highesr floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9: Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10: When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: :Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11: Meow occasionally

12: Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13: Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14: Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce: "Your one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15: Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to passengers 'through' it.

16: When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your bleeper?".

17: Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18: Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19: Listen to the elevator walls with a sethocope.

20: Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the passengers that this is your 'personal space'.

21: Announce ina demonic voice: " I must ind a more suitable host".

22: Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23: Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24: Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in God..

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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