Crash Dummy
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Joined 01-29-13, id: 4513833, Profile Updated: 09-08-13
Author has written 1 story for Batman.

I am a fan of many works, TV shows, books, and other media. I also like to come up with my own crazy stories or ideas.

Some of my ideas make me seem like a dummy, or like I'm propelling myself into a wall, ready to crash. Hence the name, Crash Dummy. That and my driving sucks.

In my opinion, anything written, no matter how insane or unbelievable it may seem, reflects the author. Whether it's their style of writing, their capabilities, their hopes or dreams, or just simple desire.

Most of these things we fear to reveal or express in real life. Therefore, writing is in a way, a gateway into one's mind and soul. That is why I believe one should always keep an open mind and think carefully when they read. For to the author, writing is precious as they hand over a piece of themselves to the reader.

The audience does not always have to agree with the author or treasure their works, but they should at least respect them in some way. It may seem like a cruel idea for an author to ask for respect or even demand it, but the author respects the reader enough to interpret their works or even see into their soul. Their hearts. Their minds.

Constructive criticism should always be accepted as it gives an author ideas on how to create better stories and scenarios. Negative criticism with no benefit whatsoever is useless. It can be considered rude and may damage the authors ability to write.

This may sound a bit complicated, so state it bluntly and briefly, play nice.

If anybody wonders what kind of person I am, here is a list:
I am not sophisticated, I am a sesquipedalian and just like really long or pleasant sounding words sometimes.
I am a hopeless romantic, not a melodramatic.
I love all kinds of music
I have a hard time feeling attracted to anybody, this does not mean I'm gay or homophobic
In my mind, there's no such thing as perfection
Flaws are nothing to be afraid of.
Observance is key.
Sherlock Holmes and Batman are unbeatable
Don't give out too much information about yourself, ever. It may haunt you.
While I may be dark or mysterious sometimes, that doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor.
Sometimes I think that authors torture characters to show the world the pain they have felt or to make to world think about their lives.
I believe in variety and quality, not perfection and quantity.
If somebody has an issue with somebody else, curse at them in your mind, it's much more fun if they get nervous at the other's sudden giggling.
Women can kick guys' butts any day.
Every day is a new adventure, it just may not always be good
Mothers are scary.
Peer pressure is powerful, but friendship is even stronger.
Cute stuff like Barney, sparkles and pink are pure evil.
Black and leather go with anything.
I hope this list gave you an idea of what kind of person I am. Please enjoy what I write at your leisure and have fun.

Gotham High
Citrus O'Brien wasn't sure what it was she'd experience with her new life in Gotham, but super villains, superheroes and other collections of oddities weren't on her list. This is not set in one particular version of the DC Universe. Based in Gotham, but is not all about Batman or Citrus.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,877 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013