Hello All!

This is PhoenixFlame, AKA. Tristan.
You can call me either :)

As many of you may be able to tell, i am a complete newby at writing fanfictions :)
seeing as i only have two, one of which is only now 2 chapters long and the other 4 chapters long; i hope you all like them both so far!

Thank you for all of your Reviews as well!

My Thoughts on Pairings:

Harry/Ginny: My Favourite

Lily/James: Second Favourite

Harry/Cho: Can DIE.

Draco/Ginny: Can also DIE.

Ron/Hermione: Good

Draco/Hermione: Haven't read any, can't be bothered to.

Random Stuff:

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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile. (not really like so much as understand his bitterness and hatred)

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (cant actually remember the last time a 250 pg book took me an entire day)

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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House: Gryffindor

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