Hello I'm Juggalo For Life and I get bored of thing's quickly so don't be suprised if I never visit this site again after typing this.

Name:Jack

Gender:Male

Age:Old enough to pork your mum

Anyway though I enjoy:

TV: American Dad, Star Trek (Save that piece of crap Enterprise), Ben10 (the original that is), Total Drama, EdEddAndEddy and Two And A Half Men.

Video Games:Elder Scrolls:Skyrim, Fallout Series, Halo Series, Prototype, Super Mario Brothers, Megadrive era Sonic The Headgehog, Team Fortress 2 and Guitar Hero.

Movies: Ed Wood, The Truman Show, Planet Of The Apes (The sixties films that is),8 Mile,Iron Man 1 & 2,Star Trek 2: the Wraith Of Khan,Star Wars and Anything Hitchcock.

Music:Rage Against The Machine, Faith No More, Insane Clown Posse (Obviously), Beastie Boy's,Cypress Hill, Aesop Rock, Slayer, Death Machine,Tech N9ne,Hopsin,Immortal Technique,Mars, Anybody Killa, N.W.A, Run D.M.C, Twiztid, Dark Lotus, Esham, Anthrax, Mettalica, Slayer, Korn, Marvin Gaye, Eminem,Bad Brains, The Beatles,The Who,Odd Future, Jedi Mind Tricks and Justice to name a few.

Comics:Superman,Spiderman, The Flash, Aquaman, Justice League, Anything that contains The Martian Manhunter, Powers (despite only having read volume one), X-Men and Animal Man.

Books: Harry Potter, Ian M Banks The Culture,The Boy in Striped Pyjames, Zombie Survial Guide and the first 4 Artimus Foul books. (yeah I need to read more)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on

TOTAL= 7

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL = 1

So I'm more male than female, makes sense.

1. SOME OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET THEM? I have no scars

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint and a mirror

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No fucking ida

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Old School HipHop and Metal mostley but I'm open to most genres (Except Brostep and Crunkcore)

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Early moring May the 10th 1999

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A copy of the Sims 3

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My copy of the Sims 3

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S) Phone, laptop, DS.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Short

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No,Quite the opposite in fact

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? See above

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My Mum when she yelled at me

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? No idea

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Red Hair, blue eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I'm a dude.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy Drink

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ice Cream float

(I killed 19 and 20)

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? No idea.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Your mum.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yes

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't give an flying fuck.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? 4 Cat's

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? No idea

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 7.

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Blondes.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I text.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Crunkcore.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Well given I live in the UK, yes

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Love.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?I don't think so.

37. FIRST JOB? None

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No.

39.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading it on someone else's profile

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My face

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Money

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 1.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?No.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? No idea

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Fuck no.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Banging my head.

53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Ho buys CD's anymore?

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Slightly.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I Rant.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My dad's house.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My Stuffed animal, Jacket.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 40 or so.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Fucking hate both.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I would say but I'd be banned for typing it.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? To embarrising to say.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Rage Against The Machine Followed by Aesop Rock, Faith No More and The Insane Clown Posse.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? American Dad.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vannila.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Push ups in Gym class.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? No.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 100.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Aesop Rock.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Cherry Coke

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Not sure.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Hair Colour.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Daylight, Aesop Rock.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? School.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Don't give a fuck.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown

86. EYE COLOR? Hazel

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? KFC.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never tried it.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Video for Halls Of Illusion by Insane Clown Posse

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Birthday (10/5)

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Fruity Loops.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat Socially, republican fiscally.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Depends where the kisses are.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? One Night Stands

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Fallout 2 patch.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Don't have a car.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Player Of Games Ian M Banks.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Non Existant.

List your favorite fictional characters from greatest to least greatest.

1:Bender(Futurama)

2: Roger Smith (American Dad)

3: Shaggy 2 Dope (Insane Clown Posse)

4: Phineas (Phineas And Ferb)

5:Jake (Adventure Time)

6:Kevin Levin (Ben10 (Original) )

7:Izzy (Total Drama ISland)

8:Superman (DC Comics)

9:Ed (EdEddAndEddy

10:Spiderman (Marvel comics)

11:Worf (Star Trek)

12:Wario (Super Mario Brothers)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Kevin/Work)

NO!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Phineas)

Well I don't swing that way but if I did I'd give him a six/ten

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Wario/Superman)

A superpowered baby would be born and spend his life struggling between becoming a hero like Superman or a thief like Wario.

Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Ed)

Well he is the star, so yeah

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Roger/Kevin)

Well their both psycho's so maybe if Roger was down with pedipilia (which I assume he is) then yeah.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Jake/Ed) or (Jake/Superman)

Jake/Superman could work given both are very heroic and non human.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? (Izzy/Roger/Wario)

Izzy would probably try and join in.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. (Shaggy 2 Dope/Spiderman)

When the worlds noblest hero falls in love with a being of pure evil, the Marvel universe changes forever as Peter Parker departs for the dark carnival.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Bender/Superman)

No but it would be funny if it did.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Izzy/Wario)

My the thief and the killer

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Superman)

"My Omniverse" by The Jokerr.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Bendr/Kevin11/Wario)

Warnng contains scenes of extremely violent and profane content.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Jake)

The last time I checked the AT section.

14. "(1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (5) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (2).

Bender And Superman are in a happy relationship until Jake runs off with Phineas. Bender brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Worf and a breif unhappy affair with Wario, then follows the wise advice of Shaggy 2 Dope AND FINDS happyness with Roger

What title would you give this fic?

Love knows no continuity.

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Izzy/Superman)

Frightened.

16) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted murder One? (Bender)

Throw magnets at him until he goes in sane and deactivates himself during a fit.

17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Worf)

No idea

18) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Spiderman)

My Spidey sense is tingling.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on one? (Spiderman, Bender)

"LLet me readjust you're circuits"

1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not sure

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I thonk

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Not unless you paid me.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Hate cereal

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM Off? I wear loafers

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Nope

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Mint Choc Chip

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Hair color

15. RED OR PINK? Red

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My copy of the Sims 3

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Send what back.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? None

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Chicken

21. WHAT ARE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? ""Angel Of Death" by Slayer

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Purple

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Lavender

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Don't know him well enough.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Does JCW count.

28. EYE COLOR? Brown

29. Do you wear contacts?No?

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Donuts

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary Movies.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Citizen Kane.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU Wearing? White.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summerr

35. HUGS OR KISSES? No comment.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Coke Float

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? To what?

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Once again to what?!

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?Well I'm writing this so I'm reading nothing.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Blackness.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? American Dad.

42. FAVORITE SOUND? Rapping

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Florida

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Not really

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Sandhurst.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? What the fuck are you on about?

Loser
[x] You don't have very many friends.
] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[x] You were always picked last for kickball.
] You don't like to talk a lot.
[ ] You tend to avoid mass social activities
[ X] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[ x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
] People don't find you friendly.
[ ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[x] You eat alone at lunch

Total= 6

Party Girl/Boy
] Lets face it: you like to party.
] You party every other weekend
[ ] Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state or world
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[ ] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've sneaked out of the house to party.
[ ]Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[X] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
] You can dance.
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total 2

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, or Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr. (Who?)
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
] You have a mirror pic.
[ X] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of (Aesop Rock and Ministry are amazing).
[ X] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[x ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[ ] You enjoy photography.

Total = 3

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You won't go near the Goths
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
] You carry a purse wherever you go.
] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.

Total = 0

Band Geek
] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
] You are/were in Marching Band.
] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[x] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
] Band is your favorite class.
] You have been to band camp.
] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You hate rap music. ( Unless by rap music you mean Lil Wayne and Soulja boy, in which case yes)
] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.

Total = 1

Thespian
[x] You have seen a school play.
[ ] You have seen a Broadway musical.
[ ] You like to act.
[x] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke?
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ x] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[x ] You know how to put on stage make up.
] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.

Total =4

Overachiever
] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
] You have straight A's.
] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.

Total = 0

Slacker
[ x] Your grades are slipping.
[ x] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[ ] You do a lot of things half-assed.
[ x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[X] You like to sleep.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on facebook/dA. You could be doing something more productive.
[ ] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[x ] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
]You have fallen asleep during class before.(I was in first grade on the first day!)
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[x] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.(You can;'t even change the channels manually on my tv)
[ ] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[x ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[ ] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.

Total 8

Goth
[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
] When you have the money, you shop at hot topic.
] You think tattoos are hot.
] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You don't get along with your parents.
[ ] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into/interested in S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[X ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
] You don't really care what people think about you.
[ X] Overly happy people scare you.
] You like black makeup & nail polish best.

Total = 1

Nerd
] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
] You have straight A's.
] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[ ] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ X] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[X ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
] You wear/should be wearing glasses.

Total = 1

Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar.
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[x] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[x] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.

Total = 2

Gangsta
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[ X] You drive down the street blaring your music
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say nigga a lot.
[ X] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your *.
[X] Old school rap is the best. (Esham the unholy will never truly fade)
[ X] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin

Total = 4

Emo
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
] You have dark-rimmed glasses.(But they have aqua on 'em which is a happy color, right?)
[ ] You have hurt your self on purpose.
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a * to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games
] You have worn black eyeliner before. (The only eyeliner I'll buy)
[ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair.
[x] You have dark hair.
[ ] You love the emo song.
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.

Total = 1

Skatepunk
[ ] You own a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[ ] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[ You have been yelled at for littering.
[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[X] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
X] You enjoy crude humor.
[ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygene does not concern you.
] Skater boys are attractive.

Total = 2

Metalhead
[X] Most people are scared of your music
[ X] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics
[X] You hate emo kids
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before
[X] Slipknot isn't really metal (I like them but their not Metal)
[X] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre
[ ] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff
[X] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ X] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands
[ ] You curse a lot.
[X] You can name at least five sub genres of metal (Thrash Metal,Speed Metal, Doom Metal, Rap Metal,Groove metal)
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings
[X] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd.
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.

Total:9

So I'm a metalhead, AWESOME *Air Guitars*.

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Jacizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Llilac Ant

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Calleb Godking Shotgun

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Dayjainin

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Grey Pepsi

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

AycaeDI

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Jane

YOUR GOTH NAME (Black, your first pet's name)

Black Goldie

YOUR SURFER NAME(middle name plus bro/bra):

Caleb Bra

YOUR USERNAME(your username, duh):

JuggaloForLife

YOUR REALITY SHOW NAME(your nickname plus 's life):

Godking Shotguns life

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have a social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm a juggalo so I must be a red neck I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I am an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip