[Previously Harry Potter and the Muggleborn Marriage Act!] The trio returns to Hogwarts for their final year when the Ministry of Magic puts a marriage law into effect. When our favorite know-it-all discovers her new spouse he turns out to be none other than Professor Snape. Non-epilogue compliant. Work-In-Progress and under (occasional) reconstruction.

Tori runs to Beck for comfort after being told by her mother that she's being kicked out of Hollywood Arts. Rated M for sexual acts and language.