Hello. To you guys who are reading this, I would have the pleasure of introducing myself.

Known facts about me:

1. Normally, I am level-headed and somewhat weird (according to my friends). I space out often when I'm thinking about something, and I have some very odd behaviors. Sometimes I crack up at ridiculous things(completely serious situations and the like, etc.),I have a knack for weird stuff, and love making sarcastic comments every now and then.. But don't tick me off; I will become a snarky-ass bitch.

2. I love many genres, especially humor. I like reading crack fics, but just to relax, because I have to sides. One that is quiet and calm, and the other absolutely fucking monkey balls crazy. Ehehe, sorry if this is creeping you out. I also go for serious fics, such as angst and hurt/comfort, and I go for adventure and fantasy too. I am open to many opinions and tastes, but I don't appreciate being flamed at. The bitches who are going to do that are so going down... I absolutely hate prissy bitches, and love to make fun of them through fiction.

3. I would love to get a mentor to help me through this website. One who knows how to deal with this and that and the pros and cons of my writing styles and my netiquette, hopefully can also beta for me. I would love having an 'older sibling' here.

Things to talk about under the sun:

I love the anime Naruto, which is my current obsession. However, I also like Rozen Maiden, Inuyasha, Death Note, and Vampire Knight. You can't expect me to be all sunshine on one thing only, right?

I like classical music. And soft rock. And hip hop. And pop. Rap should never be considered as music... more like a sassy way of saying your insults and profanities. I despise it.

Pairings I absolutely love:

SasuSaku (number one pairing!)

NaruHina (absolute fluffiness!)

ShikaTema (in which Shika-chan gets WHIPPED!)

KibaIno (whipped!Kiba)

SuiKa (but doesn't change my opinion that anime!Karin is still a snarky and obsessed skankabitch. I love Sui-kun, though.)

ItaSaku (those intense eyes...)

They are my favorites now, but I am open for others, as long as they are good, and have excellent spelling and grammar.