Accessory - noun: a supplementary component that improves capability; noun: clothing that is worn or carried, but not part of your main clothing; noun: someone who helps another person commit a crime. A Mint Royale Fic. Will be M for slash and violence.

A crossover between The Mighty Boosh and Noel Fielding's Luxury comedy. What happens when Howard and Vince, and possibly Naboo and Bollo in later chapters, meet Noel and the gang? Stay tuned for fun, humour, and adventures abound! (Temporay hiatus- I'm sorry I'm just a busy person!)

A Taxi driver and an up and coming musician meet and their shared forgotten past begins to unravel. How Howard became James and Vince became Nate is a story that may take more out of the pair than they're willing to give - let me know about the rating.

Sequel to "The Joker and the Thief". Howard Moon and Vince Noir are running for their lives, which would be easier if every person in the country wasn't out looking for them...

When Naboo's wild sister comes to stay all hell starts to break loose - Can Howard finally admit his true feelings and rescue Vince from her clutches before it's too late?

Howard finds himself a jazz woman and Vince is not sure he likes it all that much... and is she really as nice as she seems? Rated M for various themes.

My first attempt at a drabble. Vince and Howard are a couple - this is a fluffy insight into a lazy afternoon with them. Howince. R&R and I will love you forever!

October, 2003. Howard, a long-suffering bank robber, is ready to rid himself of his old life, until insufferable cab-driver Vince bursts into his life, stealing his clothes and taking up his attic. If only kidnap wasn't an offence. Mint Royale AU.

Howard and Vince have been fighting more and more and eventually they decide to go it alone, each convinced they will be happier. But will they? How long will it take them to realise what they want? Howince, eventually.

Howard has to justify his own existence unless he wants to be erased by the mysterious Arbiter. It's not gonna be an easy task, especially with no 'real' Vince around to help him. Rated for swearing and eventual slash.

Vicar’s son, Vince Noir, is worried that his feelings for his best friend Howard Moon have become more than just friendship. How will he cope in a world where being gay isn’t an option?

Howard and Vince can't stand each other, and want nothing more than to be apart. However a chance encounter with a stranger leaves them in a situation neither could possibly have imagined...they're going to have to live with the other very closely indeed.

When the walls between reality and fantasy blur, how much can we really trust what we see around us?

Sequel to Estranged. What's going to happen when Howard is released from prison? - AU, Language.

Sometimes, a single thread is all that holds a relationship together. But no matter the extent of the damage, as long as that one thread remains there is some small hope of fixing what can seem irreparable.

AU! Rated for language! Vince Noir is a backstreet mugger, but what will happen when he picks on the wrong man to mug? Apologies for the poor Summary - i know I suck at them - Title is from GnR song, may change if i think of a better one!

A year ago Vince Noir died and his best friend didnt know. A year on Howard is struggling to cope. All he has are 48 letters Vince wrote him, 48 letters he sent back unopened. Now Howard must find the strength to live again. IM SORRY, BUT IM BACK NOW!

AU! It's a sort of warped fairy tale style at least it is so far . Vince Noir is an outcast and a daydreamer with a fasination with the mysterious man, who lives in the rumoured haunted house next door. Basically, read if bored. Prob.Howince eventuall

Sequel to 'If Only Life Were Like Fairy Tales' - Just a little one shot because we had a snowday and I had nothing to fill my day with! It's little Vince's birthday - will his wish come true?

SEQUEL to 'Who Said It Would Last Forever' - It's parent's evening, after finding our a certain Mr Noir will be there Howard decides to tag along. What will happen when they meet? Will Howard have to choose between his family and the man he once loved?

SEQUEL - It’s a year on since ‘Everything and Nothing’ and Vince and Howard are having relationship problems because of the pressure from fans and family. Are they strong enough to make it through?

Vince and Noel both have accidents. Can their friends work out what happened before it's too late? Rating upped to 'T' for language, just to be safe.

Howard loves Vince, but he's sick of the younger man's bullying and eventually snaps and leaves. But when Vince finds out Howard's getting married will he be able to let his friend go? Or will he realise he loves Howard too?

AU fic! Vince Noir is one of the biggest rock stars in the world. Howard Moon is a struggling jazz musician. When the two men meet their worlds will be turned upside down!...xx

And it's done! A life's worth of planning, a decade's worth of pretending, a days worth of destruction. Vince's true identity has been revealed and now he and Howard are on the run from dangerous criminals and a few angry pensioners. No longer a one shot

48 weeks, 48 letters. Each one sent back. But then one day he recieves a letter that drags him back into the world he left behind. A letter that tells him why the letters suddenly stopped. A letter that changes everything. NOW COMPLETE

Bliss. A very weird kind of bliss. Not the usual kind from having your hair look good or playing electro music. Another kind." Love isn't always bliss, but Vince just can't seem to leave it alone.

Naboo gives Howard and Vince some time off while the sun's still shining, leading to fun and frolics on the Heath. Fluff, basically.

Vince sees something he really shouldn't have and fears he may have put not only his life in danger, but Howard's too.

Howard finally snaps and a year later, Vince, unbeknowst to anyone else, is still struggling to cope. Will they ever reunite, or is it too late?

The flat is falling apart, people are vanishing, and Naboo's spells don't work. Could this have anything to do with the strange portal in Vince's wardrobe? A portal that leads to a very genius bedroom and two men with suspiciously familiar voices...