"I never would have thought you had it in you," Potter's heated murmur against his jaw is dark and full of depraved promises. "I'll give you this much, Malfoy, you sure know how to get a man's attention."

One-shot: When a dare turns into blackmail, Harry finds himself at Draco's mercy, forced to dress up for his amusement. But the maid soon discovers his master is interested in more than simple humiliation...and so is he.

When Dr. Edward Cullen becomes stranded in the small, shitty town of Forks, South Carolina, he may realize it isn't so shitty after all.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

My family, is much more agreeable to the prospect of a bride of supposed 'impure blood' than they are to once of impure virtue, lack of morals, and lack of self-respect. A Malfoy must respect himself or herself above all else. That includes blood status.

Harry's just defeated Voldemort, and has had enough trouble for a lifetime. All he wants to do now is to get into his four-poster bed in Gryffindor Tower and sleep. Too bad he soon finds himself unexpectedly stuck in a malfunctioning Room of Requirement... with Malfoy.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco is left wondering where he belongs. Not really knowing, he ends up in the arms of his precieved enemy, discovering that after it all, love often remains. WARNING: This MxM slash. Don't like it, don't read it. And remember review, review, review!

Being a double agent is a stressful job and Hermione's worried about Professor Snape. But what is he doing all alone in an empty room with the Mirror of Erised?

A tale of life with one of the valiant Spartans. A girl grows up fast in the house of Dilios. Elements of BDSM.

When Draco Malfoy's co-worker, Harry Potter, catches him in the dressing room at Harvey Nichols sporting women's lingerie - a costume for a gender-bending party to be held at Malfoy Manor on Beltane night - the unrequited feelings of half a lifetime are about to come to a head... Post-Hogwarts, EWE 2010 . Draco x Harry/Drarry. Drama/Hot Shag! 2012 HP Reversathon Fic Exchange entry

Sequel to Crossing Enemy Lines by popular demand PWP/AU Draco Malfoy wasn't going to sit around just waiting for Potter to come and get him first, if anything, Malfoy would be doing the hunting this time. But when one is dealing with a character as volatile as Harry, who's really doing the hunting? Drarry HPDM Rated M for course language and sexual themes.

He tells her it's called the Yearning. They both call it love. Th/s. Lem.

BIG JUICY LEMON! This story has no plot whatsoever. Only 18 ! I can't stress this enough! I do not own The Kane Chronicles. Any likeness to living or fictional characters are purely coincidental. Due to the content of this fic no one should read it.

Jasper has been dreaming about Dr Cullen for months now. One night he finds himself locked up in the lab during a city wide black out. Jasper's heart flutters when he realizes he is not alone. If it was up to him, this black out could last for days. SLASH

Rounded yet pert, squeezable yet firm looking, Edward Cullen's ass was a beautifully familiar yet unexpected sight in the Albertsons' frozen food aisle. Written for the TwiKinkFest.

Fi: I'm talking about Sam! / Michael: And you're going to use Sam as a way to talk about us. After. All right? / Fi: All right. But I promise you, if I'm not satisfied, I am going to kick your ass. Continuation of episode 1.7 - 'Broken Rules

Who would have thought that roller coasters and Coney dogs and one of the most embarrassing days of my life could lead to me landing one of the most popular guys in school?

George Cooper, King of Thieves, may be royalty in the Dancing Dove but he is not ruler of his own heart. In love with the Prince of Tortall, he steals a kiss from Jon. Has he just ruined a good friendship? Or is there more behind Jon's anger? COMPLETE.

I completely blame Mark Salling. Shame on him! For Lizard Breath-complete Puckleberry Smutty one shot. I'm not sure how "Romantic" it is...

Tarrant can't resist looking at things he shouldn't; especially on the eve of battle!

Edward is hired to tutor a troubled student, but Edward's own troubles start when that student awakens feelings he had long since buried. My Fandom Gives Back Piece for robownsme, Nerdward and Cockysper

Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.

After being held by violent aliens for weeks after a mission goes wrong, McCoy and Chekov return to the ship to recover. It's just that simple, and just that impossible. Slash, H/C. Complete!

Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.

A psychotic cop-killer has a score to settle with McGee. Tony's vehemence about protecting his Probie takes him by surprise, especially when it begins to develop into more than simply a desire to protect. Now completed.

A 'Potter Puppet Pals' meets 'To Kill A Mocking Bird' spoof. M for language. Please review and enjoy!

maerad/cadvan erotica fanfic. enjoy :

Kitty visits the Brotherhood after 'Impact' to tell them about Magneto and Mystique and finds herself home alone with her boyfriend. With the mansion's security out, she decides to stay the night. Rated for content. Pure Lancitty fluff, no angst.

Sirius hasn't told anyone about his sexual preferences or his feelings for Remus, but after he runs away from the Blacks to stay with the Potters will James be able to get the truth out of him? Oneshot from James' perspective. Rated M for language.

Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE

Post DH, HPDM slash. Sequel to An Alchemical Discontent. Harry and Draco are finally, slowly, coming together, but the aftermath of Draco’s freedom is nightmares, legal challenges, and dangerous political pressure in the form of Charlemagne Diggory.

Sequel to A Potion Named Desire, HPDM slash. Draco and Harry start marketing the Desire potion, only to encounter opposition from Draco's debtors, manipulative Slytherin women, and politicians running for Minister.

DH spoilers, ignores epilogue, HPDM preslash. When Ron dies, Hermione falls into a deep depression. Desperate to relieve her symptoms, Harry reluctantly approaches independent apothecary Draco Malfoy for help. COMPLETE

Bumblebee could never lie to Optimus. But he could never, ever tell him the truth. Movieverse oneshot --SLASH WARNING--

His face plate had been a wall between him and the world for millennia. It let him hide his emotions. Without it, he felt naked and exposed. Megatron would see everything... OptimusxMegatron SLASH

Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today as a consequence of love, raging hormones, free cake, and an open bar... A smutty Jonda oneshot! Chaos reigns!

Mulan, Shang, a river by moonlight..... Those who would see this as profane look away! Hide your eyes, for yes! I have brought sex into the story.