I don't even deserve this account. I'm more of a reader than a writer, actually...but what the hell?

Hi! My friends call me "Lyka." I'm currently a girl, not that I plan to change my gender anytime soon. On the bottom is a list about myself that I made as honestly as possible.

I can speak, read, and write two languages, not too fluently. I'm slightly sadistic. I may be introverted. Sometimes I have weird dreams. I think British accents are cute. I sleep to little. I'm always late to school. I like listening to music. I love reading books. But what I told my brother was, I quote "It's like a movie inside your head." I consider myself very young, thank you very much. I like the smell of books. I get random cravings. I'm not athletic. When I put my mind to it, I can usually do what I want to do. I can play the piano. I want to be a doctor. Chocolate calms me down. I like drawing anything that pops in my head, although it's not that good. I have a measure of pride that I wish I didn't have. I don't like to quarrel with others. I feel guilty to easily. I don't like replying to questions with long answers. I can't stand hurting people. I can't help but want to help people. I dream of buying books...'cause I can't afford it. I like colored pencils. I admire artistic people. I try to do everything by myself...and fail. I like sleeping late, mostly because it's so quiet. I like strolls by myself. Serendipity is something I've come across a lot of times.To me, the smell of freshly-baked bread is the best smell ever.

I have to confess I got this list idea from an author whose story I've favorited, albeit a bit altered. Everyone meet LilyisAwesomerThanYou. I recommend reading her stories. It's great.

Name: Crud! I forgot!

Age: somewhere between 10 and 30

Gender: And now if you'll look to the username up there, you could actually guess what gender the author is. It actually works! Now if you're dyslexic, I advise you to meet up with me so I could kidnap you so you could tell me where the hell Camp Half-Blood is.

Religion: Not gonna say...but old Tommy Brown here just messed up everything I hold dear in my religion...

Location: I am currently living in one of the islands of Philippines; however I am considering Antarctica.

What I look like: I like to imagine that I have sea-green eyes and auburn hair. *shrug*

Favorite Books: PJO Series, Harry Potter Series, Hunger Games Trilogy, A Series of Unfortunate Events

Favorite Manga: Inuyasha, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, TWGOK, Beelzebub...basically any manga I get my hands on, and find interesting.

Favorite Cartoons: Adventure Time with Finn and Jake

I really, really want to write a story but Alas! fate has dealt thee a cruel hand and thyself hath naught beheld the light of inspiration...did I get that right? Probably not.

Copy & paste section

Harry Potter

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love RON WEASLEY copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE the Weasley twins, (who doesn't?) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you laughed so hard you almost choked when Ron read Harry's tea leaves in divination, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Sirius Black fell through the veil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you agree that Fred dying was stupid.

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey and Dobby, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Others

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you are going to write the next big hit when you get time to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning and for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard that you had trouble breathing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If someone actually gave you the answer to said stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you cried (or almost did) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name/age while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile. I have...those eyes. O.o

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's either a duck or an Animagus.

- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- Come to the Dark Side...we have cookies!

- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

- The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity...I'm not so sure about the universe.

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder...

- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

Thank you for wasting your precious time reading this. I really appreciate it.