Tamarisk Gold

You don't get it yet, but you will.

Also known as many other names.

Call me Tamarisk.

Or Tam.

Fluent in Fangirl

This profile pretty much blatantly plagiarized from Abstract Cupcake's. Go read her stuff.

I am a female member of the human race.

As far as you know.

Stuff you Might Want to Know. Maybe. If you're a lifeless nerd like me.

I'm a crazy, epic, fangirl.

I like chocolate. Especially European chocolate.

I'm a geek. An awesome, epic, geek.

I hate stereotypes. And cliches. And conformity. Especially conformity and cliches and stereotypes.

Also, I have way, way too much fun italicizing.

Parings I S H I P

(in just a few of my various fandoms)

Harry Potter: My first fangirl craziness. I beat everyone I know at HP SceneIt and HP Clue and HP Trivia and everything else HP. I can quote directly. From all the books. Plus several of my fictional loves reside at Hogwarts.

Harry/Ginny: I knew they were soulmates from the time you see Ginny in the second book. "Mum, have you seen my jumper?"

Ron/Hermione: Epic love. 'nuff said.

Lily/James: Ten times better than Harry/Ginny...

Cho/Cedric: Sorry Harry.

Rose/Scorpius: Because I always loved the Malfoys... And because I'm redheaded like the Weasleys... And because it's no fun if the parents approve.

H.I.V.E.: EPIC AMAZING British books. I loved them so much I bought the third though the sixth on eBay from England. Because I was suffering from SPS (Stupid Publisher Syndrome). They were written in British. SPAZ ATTACKS! Don't judge. Actually, go ahead, judge, I don't care. Waiting for the seventh book to come out in England and go up on eBay. Waiting with bated breath. AUGUST I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!

Shelby/Wing: The Wraith and Tall, Dark, and Humourless. 'nuff said.

Otto/Laura: I shipped them before my BFFF (Best Fangirl Friend Forever) did. An adorable pairing from the start. Plus, I love Laura's accent.

Franz/Nigel: Neither ever had anyone... I feel bad for them. So Franz/Nigel FTW even though I'm not usually into that sort of thing.

Monk: The books, not the TV show.

Julie/Benji: Because they never mention a boyfriend for Julie and because she and Benji have so much in common. Dunno about the show, but Benji is only mentioned in Mr. Monk and the Two Assistants.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Loved it from the beginning. Waited for the last few books with bated breath.

Percabeth: Sorry, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, you're awesome, but you and Percy would not have worked out. Shipped them since Lightning Thief. Fav PJO pairing.

Beckendorf/Silena: Because I cried at both of their deaths. And because they're awesome.

Chris/Clarisse: Because they're awesome. And because they're adorable. And because I always thought Clarisse should have a bf. Maybe he'll make her less mean... Or not.

The Kane Chronicles:

Sadie/Anubis: Yeah, I know he's a god...

Carter/Zia: Or Zia's shabti. Whichever.

Walt/Jaz: Sorry, Sadie. (Wouldn't you rather date a god anyway?)

Mysterious Benedict Society:

Sticky/His-brief-girlfriend-from-book-two: She shouldn't have broken up with him because he called her beautiful. Even if he use a really, really big word. (Pulchritudinous, which by the way is one of my favourite words. I would love it if a guy called me pulchritudinous.)

Hunger Games:

Also none. Katniss should stay single forever. She doesn't want kids anyway, right?

Katniss and Gale are more brother/sister in my opinion.

And nothing against Peeta, at all, seriously, you rock, Peeta, but I just can't see her with you.

Plus like a hundred more pairings that I don't feel like listing. Or that come from books that have not yet been published.

Those will go up as soon as the books come out.

Suffice to say, I'm a lifeless nerd (but not lifeless as in, like, a zombie). I spend most of my time on FF and neopets. I'm bored right now, and have a major case of writer's block, plus I don't have any good books to read. Therefore I am writing more of my profile. Um.

I'm watching Buffy on Hulu as I write this. I've also got an episode of Castle on Youtube, buffering.

If you care (or are bored) enough to read this, then you're probably a lifeless nerd too.

Come on, random person, you're on FanFic for goodness' sake. You're a nerd. Don't argue.

QUOTES:

"No boy is worth crying over. The only one who is won't make you cry."

"You will never miss someone more than you do when you are sitting right next to them and you know you'll never have them."

"Some people say the glass is half-full. Some say it's half-empty. I say drink it and shut up."

"Great minds think alike. And then there's us."

"I can only count to four. One letter at a time."

"Do you believe in love at first sight? I don't. But I'm going to look at you a few more times."

"Life is a journey, a highway, a bowl of cherries, a box of chocolates. Life isn't easy, isn't simple, isn't fair. Deciding what it is or isn't doesn't change it. But you choose how you experience life, how you react to it. I'm choosing to have a little faith. "

"You can cry, but it doesn't change your situation. You can scream, but you'll still be in the same place. You can whine, but it'll only annoy people. You can get off your lazy butt and do something about it, and then you'll see. You're never happy unless you try to be."

"You can wake up and think 'it's going to be a terrible day,' and your mind will spend the entire day proving you right."

The six truths of life

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

Stupid Lables:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(But I don't have any other time to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(I thought we were AGAINST criminal activity...)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And how do I do that?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(That's just a suggestion! You CAN eat it frozen! Whatever floats your boat.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Oops...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(No! Gasp! You heat it and it actually becomes heated? The wonders of modern society...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Darn. How will I be able to take ten minutes to get ready for school NOW?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(You hear that? Keep those toddlers with colds away from the heavy machinery...)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(No! I wanted to stay AWAKE by taking a SLEEPING PILL.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Duh. I'm not a murderer.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Curiouser and curiouser...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But not ice cream? I WAS PROMISED ICE CREAM.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Who's the genius behind this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Wait. I've been doing it wrong this whole time? Dang it.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(What? Everyone lied to me!)

Random Funniness

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (No Mom. I really don't want to keep Skippy.)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

65 Thing to do in Walmart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some toliet paper!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing an annoying song in a loud voice.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this stuff, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. Toilet paper as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red Lipstick vs Facial Hair...)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

41. Two words: "Marco Polo."

42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

44. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

45. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

46. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

47. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

48. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

49. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

50. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

51. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

52. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

53. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

54. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

55. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

56. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

57. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

58. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

59. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

60. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

61. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

62. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

63. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

64. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

65. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

52) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

53) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

54) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

55) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.

Random but interesting Factoids

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side
of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on
the left side of your mouth.

To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million
individual flowers

Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is
considered an insult!

People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he
declined.

Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas
in their stomachs.

Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as
mouthwash.

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to
shave them off!

Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible
for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.

The night of January 20 is "Saint Agnes's Eve", which is regarded as a
time when a young woman dreams of her future husband.

Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears
out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the
ground for thousands of years

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one
end

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human
body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related
diseases.

Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals

Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and
newspapers.

The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost
every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent

Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke
unless it's heated above 450°F

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the
ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand
of man

Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air
density

The University of Alaska spans four time zones

The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal
of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy
Birthday.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

A comet's tail always points away from the sun

The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the
disease it was intended to prevent

Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why
it is found in some medicines.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when
knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you
can see stars, even in the middle of the day.

When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost
is sight

In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed

Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside

Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per
hundred grams

The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than
15,000 meters

Mickey Mouse is known as "Tooling" in Italy

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could
set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down

Everything weighs one percent less at the equator

For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel
are needed at lift-off

The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the
elements.

And last but not least:
In 2011, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5 Sundays. This apparently
happens once every 823 years! This is called 'money bags'.

You know You're Obsessed with Maximum Ride When:

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book.
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and An’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. You want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. You love MR Fanfiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

Yeah... There's more. But I'm not posting it now.

Hey! I'm super sorry about disappearing to anyone who cares! But I'll be posting the next chapter of "He's a Malfoy" pretty soon. I'll also be posting a new HP fanfic I thought of while re-reading the fifth Harry Potter.

:D Tamarisk