this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

7 Ways to Scare Your Roommate

1) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look and your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

2) Collect a hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

3) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to fate again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4)While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

5) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Wait until your roommate get's rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

6)Everytime your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

7) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Sonic The Hedgehog Couples:

Sonamy (Sonic & Amy): I can definitely see Sonic giving in one day and letting Amy have him.

Knouge (Knuckles & Rouge): Their both treasure hunters, their both strong fighters, and they both can hardly stand each other at times.

Taiream (Tails & Cream): I am honestly not sure who to pair Tails with. But Cream looks cuter.

Silvaze (Silver & Blaze): Let's see, you got psychokinesis and pyrokinesis. I see chemistry here, don't you? I like it. Psychic and fire.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

~Steven Wright