x-Oh-My-Goth-x
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-04-11, id: 3131705, Profile Updated: 12-19-12
Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Kisses, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Ok, let's keep it short. My name is Kimi, I Love reading and writing and that's why I'm on this site. :)

I am the boy who never finished high school because I was called a fag every day,
I am the girl that got kicked out of home because I told my mother I was a lesbian,
I am the sister that holds her older, gay brother tight through the painfull, tear filled nights,
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time,
I am the man who died alone in my hospital room because they would not let my gay partner of twenty seven years old into the room,
I am the foster child that wakes up from nightmares that I will be taken away from the two fathers that are the only loving family I've got,
I am the girl that killed herself two weeks before her graduating day because I was bullied of being lesbian,
We are the couple that got kicked out of a hotel for wanting a room for two men,
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go to if I want to avoid managment being called upon me,
I am the father who never hugs his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to another man,
I am the woman who died because the doctor stopped opperating once they realised I was transexual,
I am the person who got kicked out of church because they don't accept 'my kind',
I am the girl afraid to tell her friends that I am lesbian because they always mame fun of them,
I am the boy who was just beaten and tied to a fence to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!! Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree!!

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd with no life.
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all or be a slut.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST hate all blondes.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST smoke pot.
I'm MOODY, so I MUST be depressed and cut my wrists.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I HAVE A CRUSH, so I MUST write his name all over my stuff and want to marry him someday.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm LOYAL, so I MUST be easy to walk all over.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be hideous, rude, and/or incapable of getting a boyfriend.
I READ A LOT, so I MUST spend most of my time alone
I HAVE A GOOD VOCABULARY, so I MUST be some kind of genius.
I HELP PEOPLE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be obnoxious and annoying.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm not a VIRGIN so I MUST be a whore.
I STAND UP FOR MYSELF, so I MUST be unreasonable and pushy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I trip up stairs, run into poles, and can't spell half the time, so I MUST be stupid.
Sterotypes are false, unecessary, and stupid. If you believe this, post this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people who came up with sterotypes, PLEASE copy this into your profile!

FRIENDS VS. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Go right ahead and make your family dinner

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be laughing at you when they visit

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad . . . here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Look at you strange when you say something completely random

BEST FRIENDS: Continue the conversation like you said nothing strange at all.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him saying, "You have 24 hours to live".

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Nyx's arms.
She is holding me.
She told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
And one more life that will never love.
Before you take the life of your child, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?
If you're against abortion, re-post this!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Owl of the Night, WhatWouldRonandHermioneDo, American Dreamer Girl, Crystalized Chaos, Silver Chaos-Light, Nekoearlover, Randompanda940, Emmett's evil vampire bunnies, Pentacle Witch 13, XxXSilverShadowXxX, x-Oh-My-Goth-x,

Something to make you smile . . . maybe . . .

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine
Did you smile? If you did copy and paste this to your profile!! . . . If you didn't smile copy and paste this to your profile!!

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

Girls are like apples

The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree
all girls copy and paste this to your page!!

Can you raed tihs?? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porifle!!

Favourite Songs (In No Order):

Lil Wayne - How To Love

Kerli - Creepshow

Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger

Alexandher - Will You Fck Yourself Tonight

Favourite Pairings (In No Order):

Mortal Instruments:

Alec-Jace

Jace-Clary

Magnus-Jace

Isabella-Clary

The House Of Night:

Kalona-Zoey

Kalona-Heath

Raphiam-Stevie Rae

Heath-Zoey

Stark-Zoey

Eric-Zoey

Zoey-Stevie Rae

Zoey-Aphrodiote

Vampire Kisses:

Jagger-Raven

Trevor-Raven

The Vampire Diaries:

Damon-Elena

Damon-Katherine

Katherine-Elena

Vampire Academy:

Christian-Rose

Mason-Rose

Dimitri-Rose

Lissa-Rose

Harry Potter:

Draco-Harry

Draco-Blaise

Draco-Severus

Draco-Hermione

Severus-Hermione

Severus-Harry

Severus-Ron

Ron-Harry

Hermione-Minvera

Hermione-Pansy

Remus-Sirius

Sirius-Harry

Voldemort-Harry

Voldemort-Quirrel

Tom-Harry

Fred-George

Twilight:

Charlie-Bella

Billy-Bella

Seth-Bella

Paul-Bella

Embry-Bella

Quil-Bella

Sam-Bella

Alec-Bella

Carslie-Bella

Emett-Bella

Jasper-Bella

Jacob-Edward

Sam-Jacob

Sam-Seth

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

I thought I knew you, now I love you by Kiss'n'Kill21 reviews
When Jagger takes Raven from Alexander she believes all hope is lost, but then she realizes there's more to Jagger than meets the eye. Maybe she can learn to love him or maybe it will be to late.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,307 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Raven M., Jagger M.
New Beginnings: Back To Hogwarts by Jade Wildcat reviews
The golden trio is going back to Hogwarts to repeat their seventh year now that the war is over. Hermione is Head girl. Whos Head boy? and what will this year hold now that the greatest threats are gone? Better than it sounds and hopefully a bit original.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,257 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
The Hidden Abyss by AmicablePandemonium reviews
Being able to communicate with Tom Riddle in his mind, Harry learns early on the truth about Dumbledore and his parent's death while he relies on Tom to help him through the abuse he receives. Join Harry as he helps bring about the fall of the Light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Time of Need by hot under the collar reviews
Paul/Bella Charlie has been abusing Bella since her mum died. Paul and the gang move to Forks and plan to find out Bella's secret. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,895 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bella, Paul
A Place To Forget by Spellman reviews
Six years later, Sarah finds herself back in the Labyrinth. Only she wasn't the one who wished her there. **Rating moved to M for Chapter 12. Reader discretion advised.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,528 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER? by HermsTimeTurner reviews
Hermione Granger is depressed.Hogwarts has a new cheerleading team.when ginny wants to revive Hermione back to her old happy self, she INSISTS that she auditions...catching the attention of a certain slytherin sex god... FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! READ IT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,586 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Strange Beginnings
Bella finds that things are happening to her & that she keeps hearing someone, no something. It's driving her to the brink of her insanity, but what happens when she finds out? Who can help her throught this? PaulxBella! Rated M for language & later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Paul, Bella
Perfect For The Circus reviews
Young Hermione has grown up in the circus all her life and has never seen or heard from her parents. Years after Hermione knows she is different and in that same year someone steps in and is here to take her away from all this, but who is it, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Where The End Comes To A Start reviews
Hermione's friends have all abandonded her due to an insodent that had happened. When Hermione starts to show this through rebelion who will be their to help her? No Longer Writting . . . Sorry . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Write You A Letter reviews
TrevorxRaven-TRAVEN! Raven still loves Alex but Trevor is trying to change her mind in all sorts of ways. Trevor has a few tricks up his sleeve, but then a crisis strikes . . . will they make it through?
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Trevor M., Raven M. - Complete