![]() Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Kisses, Harry Potter, and Twilight. Ok, let's keep it short. My name is Kimi, I Love reading and writing and that's why I'm on this site. :) I am the boy who never finished high school because I was called a fag every day, I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd with no life. FRIENDS VS. BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Go right ahead and make your family dinner FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be laughing at you when they visit FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad . . . here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: Look at you strange when you say something completely random BEST FRIENDS: Continue the conversation like you said nothing strange at all. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him saying, "You have 24 hours to live". FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?" FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Something to make you smile . . . maybe . . . If i dont call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over Man "Haven't we met before?" Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man "Is this seat empty?" Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Man "Your place or mine?" Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man "But I don't know your name." Man "So what do you do for a living?" Man "What sign were you born under?" Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Man "I know how to please a woman." Man "I want to give myself to you." Man "I can tell that you want me." Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Man "Your body is like a temple." Man "I'd go through anything for you." Man "I would go to the end of the world for you." Girls are like apples The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree Can you raed tihs?? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porifle!! Favourite Songs (In No Order): Lil Wayne - How To Love Kerli - Creepshow Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger Alexandher - Will You Fck Yourself Tonight Favourite Pairings (In No Order): Mortal Instruments: Alec-Jace Jace-Clary Magnus-Jace Isabella-Clary The House Of Night: Kalona-Zoey Kalona-Heath Raphiam-Stevie Rae Heath-Zoey Stark-Zoey Eric-Zoey Zoey-Stevie Rae Zoey-Aphrodiote Vampire Kisses: Jagger-Raven Trevor-Raven The Vampire Diaries: Damon-Elena Damon-Katherine Katherine-Elena Vampire Academy: Christian-Rose Mason-Rose Dimitri-Rose Lissa-Rose Harry Potter: Draco-Harry Draco-Blaise Draco-Severus Draco-Hermione Severus-Hermione Severus-Harry Severus-Ron Ron-Harry Hermione-Minvera Hermione-Pansy Remus-Sirius Sirius-Harry Voldemort-Harry Voldemort-Quirrel Tom-Harry Fred-George Twilight: Charlie-Bella Billy-Bella Seth-Bella Paul-Bella Embry-Bella Quil-Bella Sam-Bella Alec-Bella Carslie-Bella Emett-Bella Jasper-Bella Jacob-Edward Sam-Jacob Sam-Seth |
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