Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequenes of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

In which Bella is confident, cheerful and striving for a happy (second) life. Cullen Clan, meet little Miss Positivity. (Self Insert)

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

It was a simple case of mistaken identity, but Harry had always been good at cleaning so he didn't really mind.

DISCONTINUED. After telling the magical world to go fuck themselves, Harry leaves, and declares his refusal to fight Voldemort for them. They're on their own as he rediscovers the forgotten Black Legacy and steps into a brand new world. Mild Abhorsen, Kingdom Hearts, DN Angel, and Ocean's 11 crossovers. Slash.

DISCONTINUED. Twin-fic to Reighost's Dusk to Dawn. Reborn/Harry. Everything changes with a chance meeting in a bar. Sky!Harry. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

DISCONTINUED. He wasn't the charitable sort. He was the type of boy who kicked stray dogs when they came begging for scraps from him and his mother. Who bared his teeth at the other homeless kids when they looked at him. But this time, he extended a hand to the soaking wet scrap of fluff hidden in a box. And for what was probably the first time in his life, his hand was taken.

Harry doesn't save Ginny in the chamber. Instead he tries to befriend the spirit of the Dark lord. As a result, he stumbles upon a secret that changes everything he thought was true. Includes witty vampires, car chases, moral dilemmas, a gunfight, torture, traitors and dramatic Malfoys. Blacks are also dramatic. Horror Parody.

"You said you were the Avatar!" "...I lied?" Aang doesn't get rescued in episode two, and no one's seen him go glowy yet... so he starts bluffing. Hard. Or: "The Avatar joins Zuko's quest to find the Avatar." In which Zuko doesn't join the Gaang, the Gaang joins Zuko.

Harry crosses through the veil and ends up in another universe, where there aren't any witches or wizards, but there are aliens, superheros, and secret agents. *W.I.P.*

The men in Nana's family carry a very strange curse. They swap bodies with anyone they kiss. When a very young Tsuna trips and falls on his new friend Kyoko, it sets in motion a very unusual friendship.

When the Horcrux within awakens Harry changes forever. If a murdering Godfather and soul sucking dementors weren't enough he faces the reality of house politics, a psychopathic werewolf instructor, and his imminent merge with the soul of Tom Riddle. Good thing he's got a sense of humour. BAMF!Lupin. Creepy!Lupin. Crack. Jealous!Gryffindors. Dark humour.

Kyouya is seven years old and enjoys making herbivores spontaneously combust. (In which Kyouya collects flame active children because the colours are pretty. By the time someone notices it's already far too late.)

The war between humans and monsters has been raging for as long as Grillby can remember - which isn't saying much. He was summoned to fight in it after all. As crazy as war is however, it gets a little bit crazier when he meets a certain prodgious skeleton by the name of Gaster who thinks this world really is filled with a little too much Determination.

When a girl from our world takes advantage of a quirk in the reincarnation system, guess whose body she ends up in? See what changes when the stupid cow isn't so stupid - nor a cow. What else will change when she retains knowledge from her previous life?

Harry is increasingly suspicious of how his life is going too smooth-sailing. Draco just wants to get their mission done before they turn into old fossils. In which forty-nine year old Unspeakable partners Harry and Draco really should have known better than to underestimate the cursed Potter luck and end up travelling back in time after an accident on a mission.

When the twins wake up on Tatooine decades in the past, they play it safe. They take over a planet, reconnect with their adoptive and real parents without weirding them out (too much), and accidentally cause the Chancellor perpetual near-death experiences. Nailed it. / Time travel fix-it, BAMF post-ROTJ twins, Luke is my fave so expect lots of him

A different take on the story of Undertale, and the tale of the seventh human to plummet from the dry & barren slums of Ebott into the mysterious world of the Underground. An array of vicious monsters, powerful enemies and questionably timed puns await this mean-spirited and incredibly snarky child as he begins a most bizarre journey home. *Novelization of Undertale

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

AU. They are synonymous with death to all who cross them. The best the Autobot forces have. And it mostly started with one crazy saboteur and a tactician who won't lose, no matter what. FINALLY FINISHED!

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.

His first remembered thought was "Harry? How dull." Reincarnation story. Harry Potter is nothing like what the wizarding world thought he would be. Manipulative!Dumbledore. False Prophecy. Johnlock. Severitus. Now starting second year, my take on the Chamber of Secrets. "A Study in Identity"

I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.

It's no small thing to save a life, but losing one can shape you beyond imagining. The day Obito had his first brush with death was the day another part of Obito woke up. And What should have been, took three steps to the left. In typical Potter fashion. Harry Potter made a decision and Uchiha Obito has to live with it, whether he likes it or not.

Harry just opens a bakery. In Italy. Of course he meets Arcobaleno claiming him as their Sky, an assassin boss with anger issues, your average immortal next-door ramen shop owner, and a friendly family (but not family-friendly) ghost trying to possess his body in dark alleys. Well, at least the scenery is lovely. Mafia Bakery AU. GEN

If Karakura exists, then so does Karakura General - and that meant options. Fixit crossover fic; set just after the Hell's Gate mess for DtB. For Bleach... you'll see. Part 3 of Shattered Sky.

James Kirk hates Starfleet. Leonard McCoy hates space. How they ended up sitting together on a shuttle bound for their worst nightmares is anyone's guess. Academy Era.

Harry became the Master of Death but it's not perfect. There's no eternal youth and invulnerability, and the time travel is cool but pointless, because change is impossible in his universe. But there's another universe - it has superheros and mutants and perhaps enough flexibility to change time. This story meshes HP with the entire MCU. Will deviate from canon. Not OOC

180 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not charm the toilets in the staff room bathroom to sing loudly when used,' and 'I will not attempt to exorcise Professor Binns.' R&R!

Harry Potter's encounter with Voldemort in the graveyard in fourth year went differently and a split-second decision changes everything. An old bloodline awakens, memories clash and a new Harry Potter is reborn. Crossover with KHR. Mild D.N. Angel Crossover. Not by much.

Jazz, Third in Command, spymaster and saboteur par excellance, came from humble beginnings known only to the elite commanding officers of the Autobot faction. For his own protection, no one else may learn of it. But sometimes, under the worst conditions...his Decepticon shows. (WIP)

Jazz teaches Prowl about Christmas, Prowl takes the lesson to the Decepticons. Romance ensues. Then, for Valentine's day, the 'Cons have a chance to pay it back - with interest. The Autobots approve. And with a truce in place, there's a chance for a future. But first they need to get in touch with Cybertron. What has Shockwave and the femmes been up to...?

Maggie Stark is born soft and pink, but it really only hides the burning inferno of a star that resides within. fem!Tony On hiatus until I've seen Captain Marvel and how it affects the plot.

Part 1 of 2. No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon

Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)

Tsuna, at one month of age, was chosen by Kawahira/CheckerFace, to be a sort of Therapy to the soon to be Arcobaleno and Bermuda. This is the tale of the one year period he has with each of them and how it will effect his Future. AU Where Tsuna is raised by the Arcobaleno for one year each. he has one month in between with Nana. T for Swearing and over-all Arcobaleno-ness.

In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.

Harry Potter's life reached its end and turned to dusk. Sawada Tsunayoshi's life has yet to begin. A Sky from Dusk to Dawn. Harry reincarnated as Tsuna.

Trelawney gives an assignment at the beginning of fifth year. This leads to the revelation of a power that Harry didn't know he had. A power that no one expected. Least of all the Dark Lord. A power he knew not. Harry decides to change everything with his new book. Being able to shape the future to how you want took a lot of vision. No one could have predicted this. A/N: SLASH*

An Aburame female in Team 7? Kucho is a dark skinned girl, loves her insects, beautiful things, learning to kill without getting blood on her. Strange even among her clan and as a Queen of her Hive, she won't be taking any sh** from her soldiers. Naruto and Sasuke will get along no matter what. A mature and capable Team7 under Kakashi is coming with plenty of chaos in their wake.

Book 2 in Series: The Akira Files. Akira has left the village with a new companion named Sai sent to guide her. Trust is thin between the companions, and mutual understanding is a far away thought. Akira strives to save Naruto and herself, but the path to salvation is anything but smooth.

In which Tsuna is an amalgamation of Flame and /flame/ and canon is ditched early on. And the only thing Reborn can do when he gets a letter from Vongola is /laugh/. Dabble Style. R27, and tons of backstory. Not in chronological order.

In Buddhism, reincarnation is based on Karma. In Luna's case, it's based on a messy haired boy who accidentally mastered death. With infinite lifetimes, she decides to make the most of it. Between magic, aliens, and superheroes, there's always new creatures to discover and worlds to explore. Silly premise treated seriously. AU/AD, time travel, all the tropes, MoD!Harry, Bamf!Luna

Optimus Prime has been killed, Earth destroyed, and the universe on the verge of destruction, but the Allspark will do anything in its power to reverse time. Sam Witwicky is now the unwilling hero sent to Cybertron thousands of years in the past to redo a wrongdoing and to ensure that above all else, Optimus Prime must survive.

Innocences have their own wants, personalities, souls - Allen doesn't understand what's so strange about this. But then, he's always been able to see them. (Series of oneshots through the manga. Mostly canon-compliant. May eventually turn AU.)

That One Where Skull Is A Black Who Ran Away After Hogwarts To Join The Circus And The Acrobaleno Find Out. It Is All Sirius' Fault.

Sam and alien artifacts have always mixed funny. He wakes with a Spark and in a familiar frame long ago on Cybertron before its destruction with a voice calling him 'Prime' after he fell through the Space Bridge. Megatron rules by Optimus' side, working to make his world a better place. Sam has to try to prevent the war that ruins Cybertron. No Sacrifice, No Victory. TimeTravel

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

This is what you get when you smash Captain America's psyche with a teenage girl's. A study on awkward. OC-insert because there's a distinct lack of teenage girls in Avengers. Warning: Prepare to feel very awkward.

As long as 5K-V11 could remember, he had been at the facility. He had no idea how long he had been there, how old he was, or what his real name was. Skull Demort is born in a bar in Romania, out of a few words on a paper towel. (Or, the OS no one asked for but that I wrote anyway. T for some violence and unpleasantness)

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

Harry falls through the veil and of course Potter Luck kicks in. (In which Harry's Animagus form is a Sparkling and he finds a family.) Drabble series. Cover is by DestinyKitsuna!

Riddle glanced at him sidelong. "Have I, for an unfathomable reason, acquired an unwanted pet?" Locked in his headmaster's office after the events at the ministry, Harry discovers a collection of memories revealing the childhood of his enemy...and his own. But, it is what he does with this information that matters.

"If wishes were fishes," she said solemnly, her finger wagging in his face. "We'd all be a Tsunayoshi." He blinked at her then, and asked, "What does that have to do with me cleaning up my side of the room?" She sighed at him. "Silly Tsuna." And as she went about cleaning his side of the room like she always did, he concluded firmly that his imouto was just plain weird. SI Twin-fic

In the early hours of a chilly November morning, Harry Potter nearly freezes from cold. That same morning, Yveltal just happens to be wandering in an alternate universe. On impulse, he chooses to save Harry, bringing him back to the Pokémon world. Well then...

When, Tsuna, 5 years old, meets Kyoko way ahead of schedule, what they form is a mighty friendship. A friendship involving learning cuteness, taking over a Yakuza (or a town) and one day creating a happy world for everyone. Hopefully. At least, if they could just decide on who's seven-person-family that one kid will join. People are confused. Sky!Kyoko, Cloud!Hana and others!

Leaving the Shire does not only mean throwing away the Gift generously given to them by the Green Lady, it also means never coming back. Bilbo still runs after the dwarves, for, really, this choice it is not a choice at all.

Harry was starting a new life. Xanxus was drowning in his. Harry wasn't going to let another child break under the adult's expectations.

Kurama just wants to finish his nap in peace. A particularly idiotic human is making that rather hard.

[Spoilers For Entire Game] "If we're really friends, you won't come back." After sparing the final boss and facing the consequences for their actions up 'til then, the fallen child takes those words to heart and resets. The next time will be better, but a question still lingers: what does it mean to be "friends"? If they keep going, maybe they'll learn the answer...

If Uncle hadn't insisted on making Zuko wait tables filled with giggling girls, this wouldn't have happened. If the damn Water Tribe peasant hadn't heard about the amazing new tea shop, this wouldn't have happened. If Zuko didn't come up with such terrible ideas while panicking, this wouldn't have happened.

"So, you are an infamous Mafioso dealer, part of both the Yakuza and Mafia, able to hack, one of the strongest illusionists in the world, wanted in several countries and STILL the number one idol in school?" "You forgot how I was extremely extreme too." "…Kyoko, you have some major issues." Being reborn as Miss. Sparkles is not fun at all. Slightly AU

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

A dialogue based AU where one miss-placed text to the wrong number creates a change in two men that neither truly expected. R27. MAIN STORY NOW COMPLETED. (Omg am I right?)

Traveling the world after the war, Harry accidentally makes a new friend who turns out to be just what he needs. Twoshot.

Part 3 of the superhero!AU. "Photokinetic," Orochimaru repeats, eyes narrowing faintly at the White Fang. If he's dealing with an idiot, he'll—well. Be polite, because the man did save him, and Jiraiya will be insufferable if he makes his hero-rescuer cry (again). To his surprise, however, it's not offense overtaking the hero's face, but glee.

When Cross tells Allen that the 14th will eventually take over his body and erase his personality, he is anything but surprised. Nea becomes an unlikely ally in a time of confusion and distrust within the Order, but how is it he already knows of events yet to take place?

Frisk was living on the surface with their new family. Everything was perfect except, the dreams that seem to belong to someone else. Something is left undone. The past is pulling them back. The world is reset, everything is undone. Somehow, they have to break the cycle and save everyone, and themselves. (pacifist run spoilers)

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!

When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry

COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.

Petunia abandons her 9 year old nephew when his hair turns a shade of red associated with the Devil. Frightened and alone little Harry stumbles upon the entrance to Diagon Alley. There he unlocks his magic...and something else along with it. Horcrux!Harry. Powerful!Harry.

Frisk falls down into the Ruins, but when they try to speak to Flowey, he doesn't understand them. Now he's on a journey through the Underground with this kid, and sometimes they get this weird gleam in their eyes and it looks like they're talking to themself. He doesn't have time for this when there's a couple of human souls that need to be stolen.

The year is 1341 C.E. Edward Elric, alchemist extraordinaire, finds himself completely at a loss. He's got this weird red serpent tattoo on his palm. Probably means nothing. And then there's Nicolas Flamel, whiny fourteen year old. Nicolas thinks Ed is insane. Ed thinks Nicolas is insane. Neither are wrong.

Reborn tells Tsuna to get a handle on his Guardians. Tsuna does. Not only is his method unexpected, but also entirely too effective. "Dame-Tsuna, why is Colonnello sulking in the corner?" GEN, Oneshot, Crack-fic

Harry finds a strange boy in the meadow of his dreams.

Prophecies where tricky things and lies are even tricker, Sirius's death becomes a catalyst and Dumbledore's lies crumple like a house of cards. Harry is left with a burning question…Who is he really? Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Co-written with the lovely Araciel, who got me back into writing, go read her work, all of it is amazing!

Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.

Daemon is amused, Tsuna is mildly annoyed, and the rest of the family is highly entertained. Really, Tsuna should have known better than to make Xanxus sweets. (GiftFic for the lovely Shivani, takes place after 'Welkin' ends.)

Not all of Byakuran's powers were sealed, and not every guardian always saves his boss. Tsuna is given a second chance, with different circumstances, of course, and gains more than just two new friends.

When thirteen-year-old Harry Potter runs away from home, Sirius Black is there to offer him another one. Of course...in this family everything comes at a price.

Xanxus goes 'fishing' and we all know what the Varia Boss wants he eventually gets. (I have full permission to be playing in Shadowblayze's Burn Me With Fire universe. SHADOW WHAT HAVE YOU DONE)

Part 8 of the Criminals 'verse. He has a daughter. Genma's heart is pounding like the first time he defused a bomb on the fly, no gear and no plan, just adrenaline and determination and pigheadedness in equal measure. He'll get through this, they'll get through this, no matter what.

While nobody can truly remember the resets, bits and pieces of them still remain in the little details of their lives. Strange dreams. Feelings of deja-vu. Short stutters of time. But sometimes what the mind can't begin to comprehend, the body remembers with full clarity.

COMPLETE. In which Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are dimension-hopping superheroes. Kind of. More or less.

Part two of Cry Havoc. Even monsters can be human. Of confrontations, choices made, and a small change that could very well shake the foundations of the world.

Madara has never covered his soul-mark. This is his rebellion, his defiance. There is no time in their world for soulmates and sentimental nonsense, but Madara is his father's heir, a genius, a soldier at the age of thirteen, and he bares his wrist proudly. Across the blue-violet veins, stark crimson against his pale skin, is the name Tobirama.

SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.

Sparked on a distant colony, Jazz is a low-caste fuse bot surviving the life-threatening boredom of mine work until it's all destroyed by war. He'll have to find other mechs who know how to dance.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Hogwarts AU. Tobirama comes down to breakfast on the first day of classes to find the Great Hall full of snickering, his husband conspicuously absent, and his brother face-down in his eggs.

Sirius manages to land himself in Dartmoor after falling through the veil. Warnings for character death (?)

When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

What if instead of the Frisk we know, there was an even younger one who became lost in the Underground? This time a five-year-old Frisk who is nothing but a scared child is the one destined to save the monsters and free them...she ends up changing quite a lot in this world. Besides, even if she's scared, she's DETERMINED to save everyone!

Shunned by the school for becoming the fourth TriWizard Champion, Harry Potter re-enters the Chamber in the night. Once there he discovers Hogwarts' darkest secret and what just might be the key to his survival. Disclaimer:This is a FANFICTION.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

When Draco Malfoy died at 24, he wasn't sure where he would end up. He didn't know if his sins would result in him being dragged down to hell, remanded to purgatory, or if his reparations since the war granted him entrance to heaven. He definitely didn't expect to be reborn as a baby in a world where ninjas existed and magic was a figment of people's imagination. NarutoxHPcrossover

How Kirk Slowly Endears Himself to His Crew by Becoming a Human Punching Bag, Plunging off a 300 Foot Cliff, Getting Crushed by a Giant Ass Pipe, Nearly Getting Blown to Itty Bitty Bits, and Suffocating Because of His Own Medically Inept Body. (Although, not necessarily in that order.) Or five times Kirk puts his crew before himself and one time they return the favor.

Naruto always enjoyed discovering new places and locations in Konohagakure. One night, after entering a cave, he decides to venture inside only to find the most beautiful waterfall he had ever seen. Once inside the cave, Naruto finds a lone rock that contained black markings. Thinking nothing of it, Naruto touches the black marking. What happens then no one could ever predict.HIATU

Instead of immortality and power over Death, Carry Potter brokered a deal with the aforementioned entity: the Deathly Hallows in exchange for time to say goodbye. The catch: Fate is not happy about how her life turned out. So our lovable heroine is sent to aid Kakashi Hatake in changing the future of a newly founded Konohagakure, after he died the first time. AU Fem!Harry D. Travel

At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.

When it comes down to it, kindness is all Tsuna is. And kindness is just another word for greed. And in the end, as he watches the tears fall down, Tsuna does not regret it, because Tsuna is greedy, and the pacifier is greedy, and for all his kindness, Tsunayoshi is a selfish boy. Arco!27, Abandoned!27, sort of All27.

Sometimes it gets to the point where you have to stand up for yourself and take charge of your life. Even at the cost of everything else. Time Turner abuse. Crack. Banter. OCs. Plotting. Teenage Dark Lords. Who knew being bad felt so good? Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.

After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.

Parallels Fallen here to grace and related stories. Minato knows from the start that his newest bodyguard isn't quite like the rest, but it takes almost twenty years and a resurrection to see just how special Shiranui Genma really is.

Sequel to The sound of pulling heaven down. Of learning curves and the evolution of understanding. They've got a ways to go before they're anything like a cohesive family, but sometimes the attempt is worth everything.

We've all got our demons. Harry's are literal. Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.

A barely 18 years old GWL must learn quickly to navigate the Elemental Countries, as well as to raise her baby godson, the only one who tags along on her Next Great Adventure. Heavily injured, starving herself to feed the little six-month-old, Harry is ready to give up when an unexpected person helps her out. Now, what the hell did she get herself into this time? (Fem!Harry) [AU]

Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.

From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.

Sequel to Fallen here to grace. For a ruthless assassin, Genma's got an embarrassing weakness for little kids with big sad eyes. Still, Minato's son shouldn't have to grow up alone and hated—not when Genma is more than willing to provide a family, crazy and chaotic though it may be.

He cannot help but compare himself to the swords that hang on the wall, silver and pale and edged with red, kept in sheathes until they're needed to kill. (At five years old he takes a needle and inks red into his own skin, sharp slashes like the cut of a knife on each cheek, and it's the first time Uchiha Tajima ever looks at him and smiles.)

Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...

Part 1 of the Criminals 'verse. Obito snatches up the abandoned bottle, jogs three steps, and hurls it with all the force he can manage at the back of the white-haired litterer's head, snarling, "Hey, asshole! It's called recycling!"

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru

Obito wakes up. This is…not how it was supposed to go. (Wherein Obito is broken but not shattered, several [dozen] people want the Rokudaime dead, Rin makes a totally awesome Jedi ghost, and there are balcony scenes but no one is named Romeo. Or Juliet.)

What would you do when suddenly confronted with a more than 200 years old marriage contract by a teen and her lawyer? Run for the hills? Call the nice guys with the comfy, white jackets? Certainly not - agree? Well, Tony Stark always was a bit - special. [Fem!Harry, AU]

Redemption is never easy to find, but now that Orochimaru has picked a different path, he won't walk it alone. Part three of A Snake Among the Leaves.

Naruto figures that if she can survive the Fourth Shinobi War, she can obviously survive the Clan Wars. But now, with no allies and Kurama sleeping on the job, she finds herself in a little over her head. Not to mention the whole eleven years old again business. Naruto quickly finds out what it means to be the only Jinchuriki running around in wartime. Female Naruto, Timetravel

COMPLETE. Orochimaru has debts to settle and plans to set in motion. Second chances are rare enough; he's hardly about to waste this one. Part two of A Snake Among the Leaves.

(Epilogue and sidestory up!) Complete. Phantom Thief Tsuna is hired to steal the Vongola Rings. No one expects the Sky Ring to mark him as a candidate for Decimo. No one is happy about it either. semi-AU Varia arc, gen.

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

Tsuna has a green thumb. A magical green thumb. When Reborn orders him to find candidates to join his family and no suitable ones appear, Tsuna's favorite plants become human to fill the position for the one who has given them the love and care they needed when they needed it the most. But why do they look like people who have already died?

Nobody thought he could be captured. He was a ghost, a rumor spread throughout Autobot bases to keep them alert. Now that he's caught things are certainly going to get interesting. AU with a little bit of IDW. Jazz and Prowl centric

When Tsuna dies at a ripe old age, he finds himself waking again, back in middle school, a month before Reborn even arrives. Tsuna, in all the wry humour he has accumulated in his old life, decides that, what the hell, it's his turn to fool around with Vongola this time. One-shot. No pairings.

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.

In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU

When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year and is told that 'Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand' - he runs. There is no way he is letting anyone snap his wand. This is Harry's journey of self discovery.

COMPLETE. For the sake of his pride, Jiraiya's going to imagine that his double went out in the bed of some voracious and lusty twins—no, make that triplets, with everyone wildly satisfied and a smile on his face. The whole alternate universe thing is easier to swallow that way. Mentions of slash.

A very AU Severus/Harry mentor fic with Lucius as a friend as well. Petunia dies and the Dursley's flee Privet Drive along with Harry. They end up hiding in an unexpected place when the Hogwarts letter arrives.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

Left or right, forwards or back, there's always a choice. Obito chooses to return to Konoha, and the world rearranges itself from there. A series of non-chronological, interconnected shorts.

Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).

"And Ironhide remembered why he had followed these two mechs into bloody battles and hopeless situations, into war and death and horror and eventually into peace. Even now, shackled and bound as they were, they had the ability to let him do the right thing. Just why had they themselves done the wrong thing so often?" - Epilogue up. Complete.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.

When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.

Galloway's surprise visit reminds Optimus that interplanetary politics should be the Lord High Protector's job. Megatron demonstrates how it's done. (Set post-peacemaking but pre-sparklings in the Dawningverse.)

Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.

Upon reflection, Mycroft Holmes would eventually decide that the worst day of his life was today, when Sherlock met the Weasley twins. Harry Potter would find that almost as amusing as the three's antics when he eventually got around to telling him.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Sherlock and John meet the new tenants of 221C during an argument. Slash.

Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)

Naruto wasn't going to let this oppotunity go to waste, and what better way to change the future than to make sure Obito didn't fall in love with Rin? It would have worked too, had he not fallen for her instead. Female Naruto FemNaru eventual NarutoxObito time-travel

One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.

Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Escaping their old base, leaving their home behind, had been hard. Abandoning their hopes that the missing Ops mech would find his way back to them was harder still. (Story has previously appeared on my livejournal)

Tsuna may have not been a great believer in fate and strings, but it was hard to deny tangible proof of some kind of fate and connection when it was staring him in the face. Tsuna had heard many times over about the red fate strings, and since he was young could see and somewhat manipulate this, but Tsuna had never heard of the other colours. Au-ish. No pairings.

What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Prowl and Jazz are the best Special Operations team Cybertron has ever seen. Only one problem – they can't stand each other. Can the war unite them?

Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.

CRACKFIC The Marauders in all their glory, meet Harry Potter. Typical ne? And yet... will contain Crazy!Harry, Darry, time travel, SiriRem, bad pick up lines, abuse of Mrs. Norris, and anything else I come up with... CRACKFIC

So after about four months of tests, the doctor had confirmed to his mother what was wrong with Red. "Your child is mute," A novelisation of the generation one games.

The Chunin exam took place one year before but Konoha's ennemies were already there. As usual then? No, because nobody and especially not the young ANBU Uzumaki Naruto had ever thought that the dead could raise again… FIC ADOPTED

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.

Prowl decides that there is much more to be considered in one's choices than logic. Eventually.

Toothless had a bond with Hiccup that was unusual even among the Vikings and their dragons. Centuries later, that bond still pulls at him. Not Romance

After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.

Affectionately, Jazz calls his lover "Prowler." How did that name come about? Maybe this way.

Among the other crimes we can lay at Megatron's pedes? The extinction of the unicorn. Jazz and Prowl meet for the first time ... number four in a continuing series.

Ozai sent Zuko to serve in the Home Guard, rather than risk Iroh's influence with Zuko roaming the world looking for the Avatar. When love for family comes to be at odds with love for people, however, one or the other must break.

In most fanfic, it is Jazz who courts Prowl. Not here.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

At that day in the Valley of the End, what if Naruto had… won? It's Team Seven, united, and they're not letting anyone mess with them.

In retrospect it all seems so inevitable.

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Sometimes the original really is the best. 20 truths about Team Tobirama.

Hashirama really regretted giving his brother a genin team sometimes. 20 things Team Tobirama is no longer allowed to do.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.

Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.

“Know your enemy,” his father had cautioned – and Arthur thought he had, thought he did.

Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH

After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.

A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.

Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Every year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.

Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..