Hello, fellow Fanfiction hermit crabs (no offense taken, I hope ^^)!! As a new addition to the beautiful association that is Fanfiction, I hold my arms out, laden with delicious cookies for those who give lil' ol' me and my profile the time of day ^^.

I must warn you now:

I. LOVE. YAOI.

Sooooooo, consequentially, many of my writings, additions to my profile, etc. will be YAOI-RELATED!!!! If you feel uncomfortable around topics such as yoai (anime male homosexuality... Hehehe), I suggest you learn to read only every third word of what I write or LEAVE NOW! I don't like flames, and I don't flame you for going on my profile, SO if you flame ME for what I am FREELY ALLOWED to WRITE, I'll... Cry and sick my FF buddy on you to FLAME YOU BACK. Hee! Owo

Furthermore, I don't care what you think (yes I do), and Flamers are just lamers with an 'F'.

Now, I bid thee welcome into the mind of the Dissimpleton. May you find this experience everything you DIDN't expect, and I pray you don't spill blood on your computer when your eyes start bleeding from trauma. ^^

ABOUT ME:

Name: Anna Pippenpaddleopsocopolous (HA! I wish. Just borrowing that from Avatar: the Last Airbender... I WILL get my last name changed to that as soon as I can...)

Age: You don't need to know that... NINETY SEVEN! Hehe, minus 83 ^^

Race: human

Gender: try a guess

Occupation: Obsessive fangirl and avid artist (trying to be anyway...)

DON'T HIT ME!

Beliefs: Bobula is a god and will triumph and RULE ALL (inside joke. Please don't look up a Bobula. I can't guarantee what you'll find...). I'm agnostic (step up from atheistic; kind of like a hopeful atheist...)

Loves: Yaoi, Asian culture, Russian culture, most cultures besides American (sorry ^^), candy, sugar in general, socialization (to an extent), writing, drawing, just about every other form of art.

Hates: prejudice, stereotypes, homophobic people (who don't actually have a mental disorder), straight fictional couples, (most) female anime characters, flames, spicy things, corruption, greed, intended ignorance, the color pink, and generally mean people.

Sorry, guys, I know I talk a lot. Aaaalright, whatever else I put on this will be whatever it will be. Enjoy my retardation. Mah buddy who first let me mooch my stories onto her profile is known as the ever-amazing xXSweet BlasphemyXx, please go to her for my stureh tuill later ^^ byee!