SlyffindorForTheWin is a joint account between two people that probably should have nothing to do with each other. If it weren't for the fact that we are forced into a somewhat harmonious relationship, then this abominating attempt would not be happening. Although we are both creative, all be it I am more creative than her, we finally came to the conclusion that what the world really needed was for us to team up and take over. The decision that we are better as a unit came as an unbelievable shock to us too. We really are two parts of a whole, but don't tell her I said that.

You can call us 'S' and 'C'. I'm S, the amazingly awesome, more creative (slightly younger) one who will one day be a best selling Author. I like a variety of things, none of which will most likely interest you so I'll keep them to myself. But I will tell you a few reasons as to why I am such an unforgettable person. You will be able to tell when I am doing a majority of the writing in the chapters because I am a rather sarcastic (sadistic) person, while my partner is more down to earth and quiet. I don't plan out what I write, everything I post will be mostly free rights. While my counterpart thinks everything through, almost to the point of killing it with the blood-eagle, then lighting it on fire just to watch it burn while dancing around to a badly tuned pop song that makes you want to stab blunt pencils in your ears. (We have different tastes in music)

So to be truthful, C would be the *cough* brains of the operation. Wow that hurt to say. But it must be said, because she forced this unholy union onto the un-expecting internet. C is older and, but not nearly as badass as my long history of badass-ery shows I am. She worries more than I do, so where I would post a chapter with everything misspelled and no punctuation, she has it triple checked by a librarian to make sure nothing could possible be wrong.

Lets see what else could you cyberstalker's possible want to know? We could be friends. Or maybe even sisters. Twins perhaps? Cousins, enemies, or the made up friends of that kid that sat in the back of your third grade class eating paste. As I refuse to tell you, you will just have to sit in wonderment at how incredible we are. Done with the ego stroking, promise.

For now we are only planning one cross-over. There maybe other projects in the future. Read and enjoy, no need to review, unless you really love us.

Oh yeah, we both also have separate accounts if you are interested, let us know.

P.S. I wouldn't let her edit this before we posted it, so if there any mistakes they are my fault.

P.S.S. She made me put that P.S. because she has a problem with perfectionism and didn't want anyone to think she could be grammatically incorrect. -,-; (And she just called me a bitch for the P.S.S. XD JOB COMPLETE!!!)

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness

has always got there first, and is waiting for it

-Terry Pratchett