Koopa, well, thats me! I love to laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Green eyes, that almost look like blueish turqouise if you look really close. Brown hair with blonde and redish tint. No, i have never dyed, permed, highlighted, lowlighted or anyhting like that to my hair. Dont even know what half the stuff means sooo.

Favorite Books: How to Kill A Mockingbird, The Mortal Instrument Series, Pretty Little Liars series, the Trylle Triology, Elixir, Devoted, Maximum Ride Series,The Hunger Games Series... I love to read but just kinda lost interest. So this is basically a list of the few books ive read in the past 3 years. I can devour a book in 3 hours but finding a book that i like is the problem.

Favorite Color: Dark Blue (changes alot, but ive keep this since october so on a roll!)

Favorite Song: Fall for You by Secondhand Serenade (Changes like every week)

Favorite Bands: All-American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Katy Perry, The Script, The Fray, Secondhand Serenade, Onerepublic, Maroon 5, Paramore, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, The Beatles, We the Kings, OAR, Train, Christina Perri, Snow Patrol, Keane, Boys Like Boys, Allstar Weekend, Plain White T's, Panic! at the Disco, Sleeping at Last, Iron & Wine, Rob Thomas, Hoobstank and much more! Kinda an odd mix, some alt rock, punk rock, pop, ect. (In no particular order, just the one i think of them in)

Things i hate: People that are un-naturally obsessed with books, shows, movies, people, ect.; it just scares me. Snakes. Sharks. Bugs (dont necesarilary scare me, just dont like them). Annoying people. People who talk about the stupidest things. Annoying laughs. Fake sneezes. Unnatural hair color. Mis-matched clothes. Mis-matched socks. Books that make you want to band your head against the wall because the author is horrible. (Cough, max ride books 3-8, cough) Teachers that make you want to band your head against the wall because they go on talking about their social life when, guess what, no one cares!!!! Reading the last page of the last book in a really good series. I never want it to end!

Things i like: Laughing at other people. LAughing at myself. Laughing at something that happened 3 months ago like it just happened 3 seconds ago.

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…but it’s not safe to and I can feel myself slipping away, so I just get out one more sentence. “Stay with me?”

As the tendrils of sleep syrup pull me down, I hear him whisper a word back, but I don't quite get it.

The Hunger Games Trilogy, Catching Fire, page 159

“Always.”

I was under the influence of sleep syrup. My heel had been injured after I’d climbed out on a branch over the electric fence and dropped back into 12. Peeta had put me to bed and I had asked him to stay with me as I was drifting off. He had whispered something I couldn’t quite catch. But some part of my brain had trapped his single word of reply and let it swim up through my dreams to haunt me now. “Always.”

The Hunger Games Trilogy, Mockingjay, page 218

“It’s a long shot, its suicide maybe, but I do the only thing I can think of. I lean in and kiss Peeta full on the mouth. His whole body starts shuddering, but I keep my lips pressed to his until I have to come up for air. My hands slide up his wrists to clasp his. “Don't let him take you from me.”

Peeta’s panting hard as he fights the nightmares raging in his head. “No. I don't want to…”

I clench his hands to the point of pain. “Stay with me.”

His pupils contract to pinpoints, dilate again rapidly, and then return to something resembling normalcy. “Always,” he murmurs.

The Hunger Games Trilogy, Mockingjay, page 314

Funny Quotes!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

The last thing i want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

I’m in my own little world. But It’s okay, they know me here.

My face hurts from pretending to like you.

Save the earth!-it’s our only source for chocolate

How ‘bout a steaming hot cup of shut the heck up!

If you’re gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

Talk to the hand, a flick of the wrist, oh my gosh, you just got dissed.

How come all the good ones are either dating someone, married or fictional characters?

I'm not insensitive, I just don’t care.

Who doesn’t like comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. (Wish i could do that to my dentist!)

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. (Haha, uh, funny story...)

Everyone is entiltled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

I could have eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay. (Sounds like my english teacher)

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people that have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. (More like my toe, but got some good dents in my shin too)

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I discovered I scream the same way whether i’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touched my foot.

There's a fine line between intelligence, and insanity.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that t-rexs were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another.

It’s not stalking… its research!

Dumb is not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (so me!)

Our Quotes

True Story Zum¡

I like it. I like it a lot. Zum¡

OMG! (In preppy voice) What? Did you break a nail? Gasp! Zum¡ (In preppy voice)

Wrap him up ill take two! Zum¡

Well. Now we know. Koopa

Don't let the cookie monster throw up on you. Meep

No matter how good your real boyfriend makes u feel, Alex Pettefyer will make u feel better! zumi

Oh, you think you're funny, don't you? Koopa

Unless guys have sleepovers with their bff’s and do late-night makeovers, why would he be up at 3 in the morning? Koopa

Oh, so you think you’re sarcastic. Have you met me? Meep

Why is she talking to me? Meep

Did you hear that? Yeah. Oh thought it was just me. Meep

Off with her head, eh! And then glue it back on with maple syrup, eh! Meep

Bacon will someday heal the world. i forget. one of us