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Joined 01-01-11, id: 2681679, Profile Updated: 07-11-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Discworld.

Hi! I'm Jessamine Lily but - because that name is sorta long to yell out in the event of my laptop spontaneously combusting - pretty much everyone calls me Chika. Apart from my Grandmama ... but let's not go into that. Oh and because Chika suits me SO much better.

I'm sixteen years old and I live in the UK where it rains much less than you'd think. I practically live in jeans and hoodies. I have a London accent - East London, to be precise. Wearing shoes annoys me so I normally go 'round barefoot or, when I have to go outside, in trainers. I really hate high heels, they are EVIL! Ummm... what else ... I like writing Harry Potter fanfic, and I'm not that fond of Twilight - although I don't go around bashing it all the time because that's just rude. I like reading femslash because it's the only way I can 'rebel' against societies expectations of me and if I came out at school then it'd be absolute hell. Seriously.

...And that's pretty much it. Oh, and I have a pet sparrow called Catullus who is simply ADORABLE! And I like reading webcomics. So there you go.

I like writing about things in ways that make people think about them differently. That's why a lot of my work will be nonsense - because even that makes a few others stop and consider the subject matter differently. But I would never post things to just annoy people, I'm trying to get you to open your mind, not to be induced into a rage-fuelled fit.

Love,

Chika.

xox

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Blood Traitor by PCGarri reviews
When you have to choose between love or family or yourself, how do you make that choice? For Ismene Malfoy, it is a matter of life or death, good versus evil. But how can she choose when all she has ever known is the wickedness of her family? And will her choices ruin her or save her? R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,706 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
Lilies and Distractions by JPLE reviews
Some say when you die, your life flashes before your eyes. Series of one shots for all those moments that flashed before Lily. Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,908 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Wall by brenners reviews
Because even magic can't take away a teenage girl's need to rate boys in bathroom graffiti. Minerva and Rolanda had no idea what they were starting...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Minerva M., Myrtle
The Flirtations of Lumiere & Babette by CarolNJoy reviews
Lumière is known for being a ladies' man. When a beautiful new maid wanders by, he must introduce himself, blooming a series of flirtatious encounters. Based on both the Broadway musical and movie. Meant to be nice and fluffy!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,335 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - [Lumiere, Plumette] - Complete
The New Girl by ginger92 reviews
At the start of sixth year, a new student comes to Hogwarts. But there is something very familiar about her... My first fanfic so please take it easy on me. Eventual femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Ginny W., OC
Liar, Liar by LunaPadma reviews
When Cassandra Rodgers tells two Gryffindors a big fat lie, she didn't expect for two things to happen. One, that everyone would hear about it. And two, that it would be taken literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - OC, James S. P.
My Master's Bride by Paimpont reviews
A little Gothic story for Halloween. Yes, it's a Harry Potter story - just read to the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Violet by fondu au noir reviews
An unsent letter to Albus Potter. Written December 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Do You Believe in Magic? by LunaPadma reviews
What do you say when the Muggle girl you may kinda-sorta like asks you that? One-shot, may turn into something bigger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sirius B., OC
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/25/2002
Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx reviews
Severus is forced to give his theories on why Slytherins are sexier. Yet-to-be-attatched snippet of 'Decoding of the Heart'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2001 - Published: 7/3/2001
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A is for Ankh reviews
An A to Z of Ankh-Morpork. It rhymes. Well, mostly.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Unbelievable reviews
The Golden Trio and Malfoy are mercilessly forced to read My Immortal. Everyone laughs at Draco. Draco mocks "Vampire". "B'loody Mary" tries to calm everyone down. Hilarity Ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,735 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011
She's So Lovely reviews
Oneshots. All the girl/girl couples I can think of and you can suggest. Would love to take any requests.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011
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