GOSH DARN IT, KRIS! WTF MAN?

Hey hey hey stay outta my shed!

Hi! Whut's poppin'? I am Mati and I'm a banana!

and the unofficial Galaxy Hyung #2

I may also be a robot ninja...shh... *hides* Kkabsong

Favorite Bands/Singers:

B.A.P, ss501, GOT7, Tasty, Breathe Carolina, SPEED, All Time Low, A-Jax, f(x), Asking Alexandria, BTS, TVXQ (DBSK), 24k, EXO, Wonder Boyz, BTOB, JPM, Chad Future, SNSD/Girls Generation, Three Days Grace, Da- Ice, Block B, SHINee, Bi Rain, Topp Dogg, Hit5, B1A4, VIXX, Teen Top, M.I.B, BigBang, 2NE1, MBLAQ, AND WeatherStar!!! :)

oh nooo where did all the American music gggoooooo?? Lol besides like... 2 or 3

Favorite YouTubers (If you HAVE to know):

Shane Dawson, Onision, SwiftKarateChop, LedaMonsterBunny, Smosh, DesandNate, Tobuscus, AmazingPhil, DanIsNotOnFire, ChaoticMonki (Cry), Peanut Butter Gamer, PewDiePie, CutiePieMarzia, JacksFilms, Slomozovo (Bing), Bryanstars, OMFGitsJackandDean, JonTron, Charlieissocoollike, DeeFizzy, egoraptor, MattG124, Ryan Higa, AND ShayTards... :D

Favorite Quotes:

"Why have problems with anyone? Why even discuss them? I feel like negativity in life is just a waste. the next your going on a rant the next your really upset... I need to ask myself, 'Is there anything I could be doing that's more productive with my time than letting this bother me'. I'm done with whining, I'm so done with bitching, and I'm done with complaining about my life that, which, is actually REALLY fantastic. Yes, I have an issue here, yes everything isn't so stable there, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna let that conquer my soul. Because that is where I lose, if I'm not enjoying life, I'm not living."

"DO WHATEVER THE FLUCK you want because you only live once and if I die tomorrow, I wanna die HAPPY. I don’t wanna WISH I did something… I DO it every day. I’m ME and no one is gonna tell me I shouldn’t do this or that.. & this goes for everyone. It doesn’t matter if your family or friends don't truly understand you. YOU have to be happy. Because who else matters in the end?"

-Onision

“I DON’T CAAAAAAARE!”

“YOU DISGRAAAAACE!”

“I BECAME A FOUNTAIN BECAUSE YOU DISAPPOINT MEEEEE!”

"No problems, I never have problems... OH PROBLEM!!! PROBLEMS! THERES SO MANY PROBLEMS!!!"

"If I said it was a fucking front flip, IT WAS A FRONT FLIP!"

"I became a triangle! A moving triangle! A MOBILE FOUNTAIN TRIANGLE!"

"SPIN THE WHEEL PEWDIE! I'M SPINNING LIKE I'VE NEVER SPUN BEFORE!"

Bro: "Peeewwddieeeeee..."
PewDiePie: "BRO!"
Bro: "They got me peewdieee... the goat!"

"TWIST MY NIPPLES PEWDIE! TWIST THEMMM!!!"

"Thats how I roll, thats how I get all the ladies! ;)"

"DAD! IM A NOOB!"

-PewDiePie

"I dont know why Im badass... I just am!"

Question: What do you know about Finland?
Swifty: Well I tell you what I know about Finland. It's like a place. Like a waterpark or something you know. You go down and you put on fins. And you go swimming in the ocean of funness. Uh I don't know anything about Finland.

"Smack that bitch in the face with a brick."

-SwiftKarateChop

"No matter how old you are there's a lot of temptation in life. Whether it's temptation to have sex, do drugs, do things for money. They're everywhere. They're all around us. But there's one temptation everyone always seems to fall for. And that's the temptation to change yourself for other people's acceptance, and I know it's hard to turn down, but just remember, if you want to be successful, and you want to be happy in life, you got to stay true to you. "

"Be you and say 'Fuck you' to anybody who doesn't like it!"

-Shane Dawson

"Embrace your dreams and never lose faith in yourself. Your dreams can come true if you work hard enough for them. Never lose hope, my people."

-Dahvie Vanity

Dan: "If you were locked up in prison, how would you escape?"
Phil: "I would eat my own feet"

"JUST HOLD THE BAG AGAINST YOUR FACE SARAH!"

"BLEEDING LLAMA DANCE PARTY"

-AmazingPhil and/or Danisnotonfire

''F*ck barbershop pole, I don't even care if I'm related to him, f*ck that guy!''

singing: ''Up on the rooftop, old Saint Nick. He's gonna come down suck your d*ck.''

''I just realized that your Old Saint Nick song was very inappropriate. And totally accurate.''

''15 Hour Energy: because taking care of yourself with a proper diet and sleep is f*cking stupid!''

"BRING IT ON, DOUCHE PICKLE!"

Ian: "Why did you tell your grandpa I'm gay?"
Anthony: "Cause he was old and it made him happy!"

"Bitch"

"Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy!"

-Smosh

“YOU’RE A DOOR TO THE WALL! THIS IS THE MOST USELESS THING I’VE EVER SEEN! FUCK YOUR EXISTENCE!”

“That’s not a mansion! That’s a tiny baby house.”

"Where the fuck am I going? *sees tall monster* Out."

“Oh no! Run! Run away. Stop- What the hell?” *loud music starts playing* “Move! Fuck, run away!” *laughing* “Run away to the extremely upbeat music! Go, go, go! QUICKLY!”

“Goddamn hotel signs. I’m never sleeping in a hotel again. One man protest! For something hotels didn’t even do! Fuck hotels!”

-Cry

A Message for Cry:

Cry... I love you. So much.

"I RAN HOME CAUSE OF ALL THE CYBORGS!!! Got myself a coffee... WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT ALL THE CYBORGS?!?!?!"

"WHO HAS POSSUMS?! YOU CAN'T TRAIN A POSSUM! SIT POSSUM, OH, I WON'T CAUSE I'M A POSSUM!"

Jack: *Flips table*
Dean:O_O

"Did you just punch a cabbage?"

"Fac-e-book!"

"Why did you flip the tabl-e?"

"Im so manly, I wear socks with sandals!"

"Well that might explain all the fucking bananas!!!"

"Im so manly because I cry myself to sleep every night because my girlfriend left me..."

-Jack and Dean/Bing

"Now that I've been losing weight, I've become a carnivorous dinosaur." - Jonghyun

“Fight something as if it is your last fight.. as if there would be no more chance to do that later.” – Minho

"I wish I had attended my graduation." - Jonghyun

"What I didn't like the most was when I didn't have friends." - Key

"Hyung, stop. You can’t hurt our fans." - Jonghyun (When the manager acted violently towards the fans after a live show)

"I think everybody in this world should be loved. " - Taemin

"We’ll always always protect you." - Onew

"I think people usually say I'm attractive when smiling." - Onew

"So my dream isnt to become the best , its to be someone who Im not ashamed to be" -Key

"It didn't hurt my pride because I am Onew." -Onew

"There are no boundaries or limits when it comes to love.” -Onew

"I want to go to the restroom. I don’t want to go alone. Hyung, let’s go together." (*drags Onew*) -Key

Key: "I want to get married early."
Interviewer: "How early?"
Onew: "Tomorrow, do it tomorrow."
Key: "I'm curious about having a marriage life. I want to have a son that looks exactly like me..."
Onew: "No, no you can't!"
Key: "Why can't I?"
Onew: "You will get tired!"

Key: Does Taemin want a candy?
Taemin: Yes! (*Key unwraps it for him*)

Host: "Is there anyone who would like to compliment Onew?"
Members: . . .
Onew: "If there isn't anyone, I'll compliment myself. I'm doing well as a leader!"

" I can't hide who I am. I can't say things I don't mean, say that I like things I hate, or hate things I like. And more than anything, I can't lie to myself. '' - Key.

'' You are my flower, not because you are prettier than other flowers. You are my flower, not because you are more fragrant that other flowers. You are my flower because you have already blossomed in my heart. '' - Minho.

"Is this the reality you wanted?!" -Jonghyun

"What are you looking at? .. is it your first time seeing a pretty girl? .." -Key

"I know about women. I know that they're not men" -Minho

"Key! You said that 4x4 was 4?" -Jonghyun

Fan: "I'm right behind you..."
Onew: "Behind me is the wall."

Fan: 'I love you, Minho!'
Key: 'I also love you, Minho!'

"A lot people have sent me keys as presents. A while ago, someone sent me car keys, but that person wouldn't tell me where the car is!" -Key

Taemin: 'Will you accept this candy?'
Key: 'No.'

(referring to Taemin) "I can't let him get married like this!" -Key

"The reason why SHINee is able to shine so brightly is because we have you all." -Minho

"Taemin is cute. I'll pick Taemin. Taemin is pretty." -Jonghyun

"Key doesn't need keys because he can do everything." -Jonghyun

"The lambs were following me. It felt good. I wanted to get closer with the lambs." -Minho

"Our fans are the rice and SHINee is the soup-- an irreplaceable existence." -Taemin

"I've been busy with my schedule, so I didn't have the time to check my height. I hope I grew. Did I grow?" -Taemin

"If I were a girl, I would date Minho because he is 'Flaming Charisma'!" -Taemin

"Go to school, study hard, then come back." -Key

"As my heart becomes closer to you, the world becomes more beautiful..." -Stand By Me (SHINee)

"1,000 years, always by your side."

Key: "When we preformed for Lee Sooman for the first time, he commented on all of us. He said, 'Jonghyun, you have a really nice voice. Minho is very handsome, he looks fantastic. Taemin can dance very well. He looks well rounded. Onew's voice is good.' What was said to Key? 'You have a big forehead. You'll succeed."

Question:"What is the most essential item during live shows for SHINee?"
Jonghyun: "Water."
Key: "SOJU."
Minho: "Beef with rice."
Taemin: "Hot Spring!"
Onew:"Bicycle..."

Host: ''If both your Noona, and girlfriend fell into a pool, who would you save first?"
Jonghyun: "Noona!"
Host: "If both your Noona, and mother fell into a pool, who would you save first?"
Jonghyun: "My mother swims well!"

"I came here today to party." -Jonghyun

"I wish for my mom to be happier than she is now..." -Jonghyun

"I look like a dinosaur." -Jonghyun

"CHICKEN MUST ALL BE EATEN!" -Onew

"I really dont know anything." -Taemin

"I was bawling and making a fuss and my mom wanted to calm me down, so she put a ribbon on my head and I stopped crying." -Key

"If Key wants to watch a scary movie, he has to rent it and watch it at home." -Jonghyun

"Noona, you're so pretty." -Replay (SHINee)

Jonghyun: "Kim Kibum has a makeup bag."
Key: "I don't--!"
Jonghyun: "You do, I saw it! We're talking about Kim Kibum, not you, why are you so dissatisfied?"
Minho: "Guys don't normally have makeup bags..."
Jonghyun: "He really cares about his looks! He always puts on eyeliner--"
Key: "I don't put on eyeliner!"
Jonghyun: "Then what do you do!?"
Key: "I draw my eyebrows!!!"

Jonghyun: "Minho, call the police! There's like, a thousand dead people here!"
Minho: "Calm down, hyung, where are you?"
Jonghyun: "The cemetery."
Minho: *Hangs up*

-SHINee 샤이니

Q: What's the music that gives you power?
Niel: Ben by MJ
TeenTop: What's lyrics about?
Niel: It's about a car, a VAN
(Ben -- Van)

“We wanted to come here very lot.” -L.Joe (Korean Music Wave in Singapore)

"Your face is too small as a human... It's selfishly small." -C.A.P to Chunji

“Don’t make fun of us, just because we’re young. The more you look, you can find a sweet charm.“ -C.A.P

Chunji: *slams pencils down for other members*
Ricky: "Are you mad?"

Chunji: "How are you?"
Changjo: "No, my name is Changjo."

"Whoa. I'm really good looking." - Ricky

"The most popular member, it's Niel... with international looks and special voice." - Teen Top

"My goal is to stand on the same stage as Usher, whom I respect" - Changjo

"You're a handsome man, you're a handsome man" - Niel to Changjo

"I liked to play soccer, but as I got older, sports became a tiring thing to do." - Niel

"Like our title song "Clap", I want to become a singer that receives the applause from all people." - L.Joe

"By practicing even harder, I want to show a side of me that isn't always the same, one that you will never get bored of." Chunji

"Even if it's only 5 minutes, he (C.A.P) devotes every spare moments to sleep." -Niel

Ricky: "Jow is the weather today?"
L.Joe: "It's very Hot..."
Ricky: "No. It's..."
L.Joe: "It's very hot! SUMMER!"

"There are a lot of pretty girls in the world, but you're different from them..." -Teen Top (Miss Right)

-Teen Top 틴탑

TEEN TOP SHAKE! LA LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LAAA! OH BABY YOU GOT ME CRAZY!

"In overcoming the bridge in the relationship between a star and a fan, let’s become one family and create a beautiful world to many people and a world that dreams awesome dreams." -Yongguk

“Our bodies were tired, but we had so much energy inside we didn't know.” -Youngjae

"Wow, do you want to try this?... It tastes weird..." -Jongup

Himchan: "There's no camera out there that can capture 100% of my beauty..."
Youngjae: "Zelo, shoot him and kill him. Quickly."
Zelo: "Honestly, Himchan Hyung is good looking, but--"
Himchan: "Shut up, you! Stop right there!"
Zelo: "Okay..."
Youngjae: "Hyung, how could you tell a child to shut up?"
Himchan: "I'm sorry..."
Zelo: "Hyung, I'm disappointed in you."

"Don't be sad and don't give up on your dreams. Dreams will come true one day. There's no person as beautiful as a person who dreams." -Himchan

Himchan: "What's hurricane in English?"
Youngjae: "Hurricane is English..."

“The member that I want to take care of most is Zelo. He’s the youngest and sometimes he can’t voice out some stuff. It’s hard to debut at such a young age" -Youngjae

Question: "Do you guys all have blonde hair?"
Zelo: "It's our natural hair color."

"Do what you like, and love what you do." -Yongguk

Daehyun: "Has any of you seen Jongup mad?"
Yongguk: "I have! He got mad while smiling..."

"Role model? I don't have one. I want to become one." -Himchan

"If I just have one day to live, I want to spend time with my family and friends and say everything I've wanted to say." -Daehyun

Question: "If you're not a person, what would you want to be?"
Himchan: "Like a pet... a beloved pet..."
Yongguk: "I would want to be the wind, you could go anywhere."
Himchan: "Please take out the pet part..."

"I have not succeeded until I have performed on stage at the BET Awards." -Yongguk

-B.A.P

"If you haven't experienced frustration, don't hope for joy." -Zico

Interviewer: "Where would you take your future girlfriend out on a date?"
Kyung: "It's been my fantasy ever since to touch my girlfriend's hair while she lies on the bed together with me. Don't get me wrong -- to explain in more detail, I'm sitting on my bed and there's sunlight coming in, then the girl is simply laying her head on my thigh."
Block B Members: "They might get the wrong idea!"
Kyung: "But isn't it romantic? Like, in a drama?"

"If I had to pick one, I think it would be P.O. He's very cheerful so I think we would have a long term relationship. Plus, he's rich." -Taeil

P.O: "Since I'm young, I'm active and I like playing jokes."
Zico: "Yes, he does play the most amount of jokes. All the time. Without manners to his hyungs."

"I really suck a labor like this. All I know how to do is talk." -Kyung

"On paper, I'm the sub-vocalist, but I don't actually do anything." -Jaehyo

"I'm not good at remembering my own songs. Even for today, I had to look over the songs on the way over." -Zico

"Everyone makes mistakes, but those who admit their mistakes do not fail." -Match Up: Block B Returns

"When Kyung get's old and dies, I'm going to bury him in a cucumber field." -B-Bomb (Minhyuk)

Question: "Did you ever want a cool name?"
U-Kwon: "I did... but my name was the prettiest."

-Block B 블락비

Oh and... Hai... I also watch Adventure Time, Regular Show, Beyblade, Kuroshitsuji, AND MY LITTLE PONY :3

... Wat.

:O

KPOP HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE. o.O It really has. ASIANS! YAY! :D

Kpop problems...

- "Why do you listen to them if you don't know what they're saying?"

- Why get gas, when you can have the newest mini-album?

- Hearing the word 'shiny', people would think of... stars and glitters... While you think of Minho, Onew, Key, Jonghyun, and Taemin.

- Kpop raised your standards so high, you'll be forever alone.

- You don't know the latest English song, you're too busy spazzing over Kpop.

- The sad reality, you may never get to go to a Kpop concert...

- Trying to learn Korean... and realizing it's insanely difficult.

- When your parents don't understand why you listen to music in a different language.

- When Kpop groups come to your country... but it's in a city 48958933498910 miles away.

- Trying a Kpop dance, end up looking like a chicken having a seizure.

- Wondering what happened to all the English music on your iPod.

- The moment you're really surprised, but you said "Jinjja!?" instead of "Really?!".

- YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE IN KOREA THAT DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST!

Non-Kpop fan- "Ew, is he gay?"
Kpop fan- "Do you want to repeat that?" *Aims nuclear missile*

- Remembering those days when you didn't know Kpop, and realizing how sad your life was without it.

- That agonizing pain when your bias kisses someone that's not you.

- If something's not somehow related to Kpop, it doesn't interest you.

- An ever-changing bias list

- Since you became a Kpop fan, your life goal is to go to Korea.

- Explaining that the guy on your phone is your husband, he just doesn't know it yet.

- Waiting for ss501 to come back

- Making up scenarios about you and your bias meeting for the first time.

Kpop girls doing a girl dance: Wow, Unni's a good dancer.
Kpop guys doing the same dance: OMG THAT IS THE SEXIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!

- Your family doesn't understand your obsession.

- I promise you Seoul, I will visit you one day.

- When you have to pick between Kpop, or sleep.

- Slipping Kpop references into casual conversation.

- That moment when someone asks who the guy is on your wallpaper, and you answer them, "my boyfriend..."

- There is a bit of a language barrier between you and your bias...

"Liking Kpop isn't turning your back on your own nationality."

Korean idols are perfectly handsome, cute, funny, stylish, hot, know how to dance, have wonderful voices, and you keep asking why we like them?

Person: Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.

Me: MOM, I LOST MY BAND MEMBER!

23 DEEP ASS QUESTIONS *Found on Tumblr, props to whoever came up with them*

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?

3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?

4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?

5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?

7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?

10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

11. Does love = sex?

12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?

13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?

14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite/same sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?

16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?

17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?

18. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?

19.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?

20. Are you old fashioned?

21. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?

22.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?

23.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

Ten Things To Do When You Feel Like Crap:

1. Have a really hot, long shower. Cry if you need to. Sit on the ground. Feel sorry for yourself. Let the steam soak into your skin. Let the hot water wash your face clean. But the moment you turn off that water, you are done feeling sorry for yourself. Make a decision to move on from that sadness.

2. Clean. I know, cleaning is boring and annoying - but how about that feeling you get when you are finished? The smell of the vacuum. That feeling of accomplishment? Who knows, you might even find money along the way. Totally worth it. It’s like starting with a clean slate.

3. Call a friend you haven’t spoken to for a while. If your first choice doesn’t pick up, choose someone else. Ask them all about how their lives are going and tell them about yours. Not only will it take your mind off whatever crappy thing you have been plagued by, but you will laugh with them! Laughing triggers endorphins and endorphins make you happy!

4. Go for a run or a walk. This get’s your endorphins and dopamine going crazy. You will get more energy and more happiness just because the chemicals in your body are running around!

5. Stop and take it all in. Walking in the night? Stop and look at the stars. Breathe in the cold air. Feel alive.

6. Stop whining. Ever heard the saying “love life and life will love you back”? Or, the idea of the power of attraction? It’s true! If you sit around saying “why me, waaaaa waaaa” then bad things will happen to you. You’re already defeated. If you start saying, “I will be happy, I will accomplish my ambitions, I will find love, I do look amazing, I am a great friend” etc., then not only will you start to believe them but you will be amazed at what amazing things start to happen.

7. Drink tea. This always works. Not a tea fan? Try hot water with a slice of lemon and some agave syrup.

8. Make a conscious decision to stop holding certain grudges. We all have people we have held grudges on in the past. Let them go. If you feel like you owe this person an apology, don’t be too proud. Send them a sincere facebook apology. Sincerity is in the intent, so even if it’s a 2 sentence apology - as long as you mean it it’s worth it.

9. Cook some really nice, warm food. Stimulate your taste buds with anything as simple as two minute noodles or as lavish as a three course garlic bread, pasta bake, chocolate mousse triple combo.

10. Write down a list of goals to achieve for the week. As simple as “buy insect repellent” or as large as “jog for 25 minutes non stop” and tick them off when they’re done. You will feel very accomplished and that alone will help pep up your mood!

Mom: "You think these bands have nice hair and fashion now, but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like--"
Me: "Look children, it's your father."
Mom: "What?"
Me: "Nothing..."

YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE

YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT

YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY, WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?

NOT FUCKING THIS

-EgoRaptor playing Sonic 06'

STILL

KRIS

WTF

KRIS

NO

I don't know, man... I just reALLY like EXO...