here's some of my basic info:

Gender: i can be both. i have these really cool black braclets that allow me to turn into a guy or girl whenever i want. good thing i'm bi.

Age: hmmm...let's say...none of your business. but i'm legal, feel free to guess for what and for where...creeper...

Name: it's whatever the hell i want it to be. right now i like the name 'Hotaru' although 'Sparrow' isn't too bad either. i'm one of those blunt type of people, so if you don't like it, that's all you.

i'm really good at editing/helping with other people's stories(mainly because i have these little voices in my head that sound suspiciously like the characters i'm reading about that just won't shut up when i finish reading something good). if you need a beta, let me know. i'd love to help out.--

now, onto the important part. i am a serious YAOI fan.

i like lots of pairings, as long as i can see where it's coming from. send me a message if you find a cute couple and i'll check it out when i can.

like most people (most people who love YAOI/YURI), i took the SemeUke test and this is what i got:

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

okay, so i recently (as in today(3-9-2014)) re-took the test, and this is my newest result...wow i've changed...maybe *smirk*

You are a Bad-ass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

if you want to take the test (and see if we might be compatible or if you should stay the hell out of my way) here's the link:

copy and pasted stuff:

The Seme's Handbook

(by Dangerous Pleasure scanlation group)

1.Ropes materialize out of thin air. Don’t worry about stashing ropes or ties around the house – if you’ve got your uke under you, you can just pull a rope from sub-space to tie him up.

2.A seme must have different colored hair to his uke.

3.Want to know the meaning behind your uke’s words? Use your handy uke-tionary. No I don’t want this = Fuck me; Stop it = Fuck me; I need to sleep = Fuck me; what’s for dinner = Fuck me.

4.After sex, you always wear the pajama pants. Your uke will wear the shirt, lest he wishes to tempt you again with his perky pink nipples.

5.It’s perfectly normal to be able to pin a grown man to the wall using only one hand to grip his wrists.

6.Selective hearing is a necessary trait in a seme. When your uke says “No,” what you hear is, “Please ignore my tears, resisting, and all that jazz because, really, I want you to continue.”

7.You don’t have to think too hard for the perfect birthday present for your uke – just do him eight times in a row. On the other hand, the only acceptable present for you is your uke wearing an apron and nothing else.

8.SAS = Semes always swallow. Spitting out cum is for wusses.

9.Everybody is out to rape your uke. You’ve got to protect his chastity by guarding him day and night.

10.Never let your uke do any work! It’s the uke’s job to lie on the bed; it’s YOUR job to make him feel good all night. (If your uke hasn’t come at least five times, you’re doing it wrong.)

11.Semes hardly ever sweats during sex. Ukes, on the other hand, produce copious amount of fluids of varying origins.

12.Ukes ooze pheromones. Chances are you can’t sense them, so equip all possible aggressors among your underlings with gas masks just in case.

13.You can’t afford to smex your uke with your glasses on because if that happens, you can’t be sure if the uke likes you or the glasses.Smexing your uke with his glasses on is the ultimate goal. If the uke takes off his glasses before/while you smex him, you have failed.

14.If you are foreign, you consider Japanese men cute and cuddly and will go to extreme lengths to turn them into your uke. This is especially true for American CEOS, exchange students, Middle Eastern princes, French patissiers, Chinese mafia hunks, Italian captains, and English noblemen with funny names.

15.It doesn’t matter if your uke is as dumb as a doorknob and irritating as hell, you still love him because...you’re a seme and that’s what semes do.

16.No matter how much your uke struggles, you can always tie your uke in a compromising position in five second flat. If this was a contest, you’d win first place hands down (Or tied.)

17.You can forgive your uke for anything. It will either lead to sex, (of the make-up variety) or more sex (as punishment). Either way, you win.

18.The cure for rape = More rape.

19.If another seme kissed, touched or looked at your uke, get rid of his mark by replacing it with your own.

20.Regardless of what kind of seme you are, you love to talk dirty during sex.

21.The car you own is a BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, or any other extra expensive make. Also, a seme’s car will defy the laws of physics by being larger inside than the outside to allow for comfortable uke-smexing.

22.Semes will hardly ever have sex naked. That’s a uke thing.

23.The number of dildos that any average seme owns (for his uke.) would put any sex shop to shame.

24.If you can’t make your uke come just by licking his ass, you suck in bed.

25.Rape = Love. The more you love your uke, the more right you have to rape him.

26.Seme don’t eat cake... Ever.(unless your uke makes it for you)

Uke Survival

(by Dangerous Pleasure scanlation group)

1. Everybody in the entire world has gay inclinations.

2. Doctors always do perverted things to their patients.

3. Don't trust guys in uniforms, whether they're high school, military or police.

4. Do not pick up any "strays".

5. Your first love LASTS FOREVER.

6. If you're an uke, you are destined to blush. A lot.

7. Women are just pretty office ornaments.

8. It'a impossible to "switch it up".

9. The cure to everything is sex (=rape) .

10. 90 of the male population from 10-40 is gay. The remaining 10 still hasn't come out.

Want more? Check Dangerous Pleasure

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Wich color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

My answers to this:

1. black

2. secret for you, but maybe it won't hurt...K

3. back then there weren't any months, but looking back, I think it was October...

4. black

5. Olga/David (cause i'm both a girl and a guy)

6. 3

7. i love driving around, it's really fun! especially if(when) i get lost!

8. i wanna see the ocean, but i'm personally more of the lake-lovin' type

9. I can't tell you.

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. if your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5.This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

i'll add my stories as soon as possible; although chances are that my favorite stories and authors will fill up first.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

1. Itachi

2. Gaara

3. Sasori

4. Naruto

5. Shikamaru

6. Iruka-sensei

7. Kisame

8. Deidara

9. Konan

10. Pein/Pain/Nagato

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

(Itachi) Look at him, glare, grab him, and use him as a pillow because I’m not getting up.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(Sasori) Blink at him, shrug, ignore him and keep showering.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Naruto/Konan) stare at them, shrug, and reply that I’m not paying for it

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

(Shikamaru) make sure it really was Shika, thank him and try it

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

(Iruka) smile evilly and cuddle with him

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(Kisame) whoop and say “I’ve always known I was part fish!”

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Deidara) take away all of his clay and hope the hospital is still there.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

(Konan) Glare at her, drag her to an empty lot, and “inform” her that she’s a bitch (with lots of swearing, blood, and screams), before dumping the body in a remote landfill

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

(Pein/Pain/Nagato) do whatever I can to annoy him

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

(Gaara) set my leg in his sand and get me to a mednin or hospital

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

(Sasori) A puppet!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Naruto) use Kage Bunshin to get us out and put out the fire

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Shikamaru) sigh, mutter “troublesome”, and either walk away alone or dragging me with him

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

(Pein/Itachi) blank face; can’t tell what his reaction is

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

(Kisame) by helping me beat the bas* up

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

(Konan) makes poster while secretly taking out the competition

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

(Pein/Pain/Nagato) sighs and hit me before leaving the room

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

(Itachi) ‘cause he’s hot and really cares about his village and little brother

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Gaara/Konan) TTATT Whyyyyy!...ok

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

(Sasori)...aren't they his puppets? i think we'd get along okay..?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Shikamaru/Iruka) Ohhh...plot bunnies multiplying...kissing shadows anyone? but anyway, they wouldn't in cannon, but 'accidents' happen ;3

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

AQUARIUS - The Slut
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Talkative. Caring. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. ... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice, Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,
Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

here's a cute little piece i got from Cereal Killer's page(you're awsome! fangirl/guy love!)

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

GOD vs. Science

--A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, “Let me explain the problem science has with religion.” The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. “You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'”
--"Yes sir,” the student says.
--“So you believe in God?”
--“Absolutely.”
--“Is God good?”
--“Sure! God's good.”
--“Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?”
--“Yes.”
--“Are you good or evil?”
--“The Bible says I'm evil.”
--The professor grins knowingly. “Aha! The Bible!” He considers for a moment. “Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him would you try?”
--“Yes sir, I would.”
--“So you're good...!”
--“I wouldn't say that.”
--“But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.”
--The student does not answer, so the professor continues. “He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good Hmmm? Can you answer that one?” The student remains silent.
--“No, you can't, can you?” the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. “Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?”
--“Er...yes,” the student says.
--“Is Satan good?”
--The student doesn't hesitate on this one. “No.”
--“Then where does Satan come from?
--The student falters. “From God”
--“That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?”
--“Yes, sir.”
--“Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?”
--“Yes.”
--“So who created evil?” The professor continued, “If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.” Again, the student has no answer. “Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred?Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?”
--The student squirms on his feet. “Yes.”
--“So who created them?” The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. “Who created them?” There is still no answer. --Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. “Tell me,” he continues onto another student. “Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?”
--The student's voice betrays him and cracks. “Yes, professor, I do.”
--The old man stops pacing. “Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?”
--“No sir. I've never seen Him.”
--“Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?”
--“No, sir, I have not.”
--“Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'
--“'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.”
--“Yet you still believe in him?”
--“Yes.”
--“According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?”
--“Nothing,” the student replies. “I only have my faith.”
--“Yes, faith,” the professor repeats. “And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.”
--At the back of the room another student stands quietly for a moment before asking a question of His own. “Professor, is there such thing as heat?”
--“Yes,” the professor replies. “There's heat.”
--“And is there such a thing as cold?”
--“Yes, son,there's cold too.”
--“No sir, there isn't.”
--The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. “You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees.
--“Everybody or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmit synergy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.”
--Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
--“What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?”
--“Yes,” the professor replies without hesitation. “What is night if it isn't darkness?”
--“You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.
--“In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?” The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester.
--“So what point are you making, young man?”
--“Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.”
--The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. “Flawed? Can you explain how?”
--“You are working on the premise of duality,” the student explains. “You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought.
-“It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.”
--“Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?”
--“If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes,of course I do.”
--“Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?” The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed. “Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?”
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.
--“To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.” The student looks around the room. “Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?” The class breaks out into laughter. “Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.
--“So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?”
--Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. --“I guess you'll have to take them on faith.”
--“Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,” the student continues. “Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?”
Now uncertain, the professor responds, “Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. The manifestations are nothing else but evil.”
--To this the student replied, “Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.”
-The professor sat down.

if this made you smile re-post onto your profile(was this a Albert Einstein quote/story/thingy?)

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

"...“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favourite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together”

Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):

“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing. He simply responded that it was his favourite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending” (Confirming it twice)

After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto.
However, he ended the note saying that Shippuden was going to be mainly about the fights and character development..."

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just... stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura... I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Re-post this if you laughed or are planning to do any of these things.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you think about SasuNaru before you sleep and end up dreaming about something completely different. Crazy is dreaming about Willy Wonka on a unicycle or jumping out of a car on an American highway or chocolate pizza or a guy wearing nothing but a condom. Crazy is holding on to that little hope that Sasuke will come back to Konoha and sweep Naruto off his feet. Crazy is realising you've done one or more things on this list. Crazy is getting an assignment, having it extended into the next term, not doing it, faking sick and ending up actually being sick just to skip school and finishing it the night before while typing this. crazy is when you write SasuNaru instead of your name on your test sheet. Crazy is when your friends have to knock you out just to make you stop fangazing over every or close to Yoai scene.

READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a die hard yaoi fangirl/fanboy, then hurry up and copy this to your profile!

If you're addicted to anime/manga, copy & paste this into your profile.

10 percent of the population read for pleasure. If you are one of the 10 percent that do, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you or your best friend are insane, copy this on to your profile.

If you are too lazy to copy this to your profile, copy this to your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha, The Flaming Hyperbole, FreexFlyer, Kitteegirl, mysoulislost375

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you had ever thought that anime guys are cuter and hotter then real guys (Smarter, Stronger etc), copy this into your profile.

If you hate all prejudice copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been accused of being emo, copy and paste!

If you dont watch laguna beach or the O.C or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

／l、
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じしf,)ノ --Nya-Nyan?(Mew-Meow?)(Copy and Paste me, so I can take over the world!)

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Tip's For New Writer's

1) Don't make your Character to OOC, there's a reason there called Out Of Character when you do that.

2) If you don't know if your stuff is good or not, get a beta, that's there job. I have one, Lanie12777, that helps with a couple of my stories, but remember beta's aren't there to do everything for you, there just there to fix your mistakes, but that doesn't mean don't check over your work. One thing that bugs me is when people are just like, 'Get a Beta, Get a beta!' Sometimes you have to do it yourself, if you rely on a beta to do everything, then how are you going to improve? *Hint, Hint why I don't have one for my story Love and War*

3) Make sure you know the series well, because if you do not know that Naruto love's ramen, or Shikamaru is Lazy, or Sasuke want's to kill his brother, you shouldn't be writing about the series.

4) Don't write NaruSasu!! (Nothing really to do with this, I just want more SasuNaru to read... lols. .

5) Have fun with it be creative, don't steal stuff from other writer's or use an Idea that's way over used.

6) Ratings, always have the right ratings, your story can be taken off if it has the wrong rating.

7) Parings, always have a paring listed, either in your story or on the Summery, people want to know who's going to be getting it in the ass for most of the Story.

8) if you have to do a sad one, add lots of lemons. and limes. naru needs sasuke to *cough*comfort*cough* him after sakura/character has bit the bullet.

9) add lots of insanity. if something weird can happen, or you get an awkward pause, then add something random. and always, always have a crazy/insane character. (humor stories mostly)

Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.

1. Itachi

2. Gaara

3. Sasori

4. Naruto

5. Shikamaru

6. Iruka-sensei

7. Kisame

8. Deidara

9. Konan

10. Pein/Pain/Nagato

11. Sai

12. Tobi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?-(Iruka/Sai)

...no...but maybe i'll check...

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?-.(Gaara)

drools/gazes of into space* *blinks* -if only he was real...-mumbles

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?-(Tobi/Deidara)

Tobi would run around like a headless chicken until Deidara recovers from fainting and attempts to blow Tobi up.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?-(Konan)

i haven't read any with her as the main character but she is in a lot of the Akasuki fics that i've been reading recently.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?-(Gaara/Iruka)

?how would that happen?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?-(Shikamaru-Konan/Pein)

if Shika ended up with one of them, he'd get the other.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?-(Kisame, Gaara/Tobi)

turn around and find Itachi to erase the memory

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic-(Sasori/Pein)

They were laughed at, bullied, and left out because of their hair and hobbies...then, they met each other, and suddenly, they're surrounded by people weirder than them; the Akatsuki

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?-(Itachi/Deidara)

yup:3

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.-(Kisame/Tobi)

...really? Kisame would kill Tobi! but maybe Dizzy from a Shark?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?-.(Naruto/Itachi)

slightly dark and angsty; where naru finally gets enough of hidding under his mask, merges with the kyuubi, and decides that he wants itachi for a mate.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hentai?-(Sasori)

...i don't know. i don't have that many friends who care that much about 'Naruto' *goes off and grows mushrums*

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?-(Sai)

i don't know...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?-(Gaara/Naruto/Shikamaru)

...*nosebleed*...not that i know off, but a threeway with those guys?! where's my camera...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?-(Pein)

what type of passionw. maybe "i am a god"?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?-(Deidara)

something to do with fireworks, bombs, and/or explosions

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?-(Itachi/Iruka/Tobi)

warning: crazyness, yelling, and being hit/tortured due to an annoyed Uchiha; maybe slash

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?-(Pein/Gaara)

“I will keep the pain of lonelyness away; no matter what, I won't leave you alone."

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?-(Sai, Gaara/Deidara )

"Panda-san likes f*ing the blonde It."

20) How emo is Seven?-(Kisame)

he's only slightly emo, more bloodlust-ful

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?-(Itachi, Naruto, Gaara)

Itachi: Hello Naruto-kun.

Naruto: Itachi...*grits teeth* I won't lose!

Itachi: *smirk* Hn.(Of course, Naruto-kun.)

Naruto: *fumes* Shut up you stupid bastard!

Itachi: Hn? (you understand Uchiha?)

Naruto: I spent years as Sasuke's teammate and friend, of course I know Uchiha!

Itachi: Hn...(Interesing...)*thinks*

Gaara: *pops up from nowhere* What is interesing, Itachi? Hello Naruto.

Naruto*waves excitedly* Hey Gaara!

Itachi: *Smirks* Hn. (Naruto-kun understands Uchiha.)

Gaara: Really? *raises non-existent eyebrow* What does that mean?

Itachi: Hn. (You understand it too.) It is a clan tradition to marry the person-or persons-that can understand Uchiha into the clan, so that it stays in the clan.

Naruto: Huh? *looks adorably confused*

Gaara and Itachi: *glance at each other; smirk*

Itachi: Gaara-kun, would you marry me?

Naruto: WHAT! No! *looks shocked, then crushed* mumbles-I wanna marry Gaara...

Gaara: *Smirks* As long as we marry Naruto as well

Naruto: *looks up at his name* Huh? *rewinds sentence in head; blushes*

Gaara and Itachi: *smirks*

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?-(Iruka)

he would...actually, he'd look pretty good...

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?-(Itachi/Gaara)

shivers*must...not...glomp...baby...It would have red-streaked black hair and teal eyes, with baby Itachi's face, without the lines

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?-(Shikamaru)

laziness, loved ones, naruto, alcohal, and noisy shrieks

25) Would One and Four be better as siblings or lovers?-(Itachi/Naruto)

Lovers. Definately lovers.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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How to Tell if You're a Writer

If you talk to yourself.
If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
If people think you might have A.D.D.
If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. (i really do this to people)

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (it's fun to tease others)

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.(i will not answer...*cough* Sasuke: oh Naruto...you need to be punished... Naruto: *fear for his ass* Noooooo*runs*. *cough*)

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities .

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.(no, first i tease him, then *poofs into a guy* i ask to join)

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.(i got this from aj527's page; check her out.)

"A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

probably add more later, but for now it's too late. sayanora and good night(you're fucking lucky if you can sleep...damn insomnia)

p.s. i don't cap everything on my profile because, as Shikamaru says, its "too troublesome" and i don't really think much of my stuff is important.

3/25/13: edits on profile. will update Sasuke VS Gaara and add more drabbles soon.