Jessicake
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Joined 05-01-11, id: 2887675, Profile Updated: 05-04-11
Author has written 2 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series.

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Occupation: Unemployed brigade chief and squeeing Yuri fangirl.

I've been a-lurkin' in dem dere shadows for years reading stuff on this site. Occasional writer myself. Critically lacking in attention span to bring any one idea to its conclusion. But that's my issue. I won't be posting anything here until I've got the whole story done on my hard drive and USB so that I can't let down anyone with low enough standards to get interested in what I'm writing (though if my writing is the light in your dark night you probably need to be put down rather than let down).

My favourite fandoms are Lucky Star (favourite pairing Konata/Kagami, how original), Azumanga Daioh (favourite pairing Tomo/Osaka, not much of *that* around, working on something at the moment) and the Haruhi Suzumiya series (Yuki/Haruhi - if only there were more - though a Yuki/Kyon is fine too).

Humour is good. My mind comes up with all sorts of bad puns, and all of them *will* go in, so anything I write, however serious intentioned, will have at least a little cracky flavour to it. Sorry! (I'm not sorry at all.)

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Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Lucky Leap by StaminaRose reviews
Things around them have gone out of control. All they can hope for is luck and one another. Will it be worth it in the end? Misao/Tsukasa yuri. Sequel to Three Days, Five Steps.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Tsukasa H., Misao K.
Triggering Events by Kersist reviews
Chapter 1 Updated Konata has a plan to trigger the tsundere flag. Kagami receives a mysterious letter. What happens next? Read and find out. Konami.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Konata I., Kagami H. - Complete
Worst Day Ever by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
When a time-traveller alien esper slider shows up in a blue box, Kyon has the worst day ever trying to keep the universe from blowing up. Everybody else seems to have a pretty good time, though.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Loving Chiyo by gman2006 reviews
My first Azu fic! Osaka discovers that she's in love with Chiyo-chan, but Chiyo gets the impression that Osaka is mad at her for something. Chiyo-chan starts drifting away from Osaka when Osaka realizes that she just wants Chiyo-chan to be closer.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,425 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Chiyo M., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Three Days, Five Steps by StaminaRose reviews
How long should it take to fall in love? TsukasaMisao Fluff fiction. Now with its sequel "Lucky Leap".
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,336 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Misao K., Tsukasa H. - Complete
Level Up! Love! by weluvgirlswithglasses reviews
High school life won't last forever. The two of you had better stop screwing around if you want to advance before graduation. Konami.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,564 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Mythos by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Kyon tries to help Yuki become more human, and gets more than he bargained for. Kyon x Yuki :: FINISHED! :: See author profile for lemon side story...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
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Understanding reviews
Kyon/Haruhi. When did ensuring the survival and stability of the world become nothing more than an excuse? Romance/Humour with a dash of angst. Oneshot.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Sickness of Yuki Nagato reviews
Affectionate parody of the often-seen 'Yuki becoming more human' type of fanfic. Contains references to events from Disappearance. Starts semi-serious but then traipses all around crackistan with a full entourage of court jesters. Your mileage may vary
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Yuki N., Haruhi S. - Complete