It has been one year, two months, three weeks and five days. Jim Kirk is getting cranky and there is nothing to sate his...manly 'needs' on his ship. Desperate, Jim turns to weird and wonderful hobbies in order to distract himself and discovers some interesting feelings for his First Officer when he attempts poetry...Rated M for smut, now complete.

Star Trek Pirate AU. When Jim is enlisted into the Royal Navy along with his boyfriend Franklin, things couldn't be going better. But the seven seas hold dark secrets, of a pirate captain who is not human. When Jim's ship is attacked, he has no choice but to join this pirate crew and learns that there are even darker things lurking in the sea than he could have ever imagined...

Or 'The Benefits of a Vulcan Lover'. When Jim gets himself in trouble, Spock lies to protect him. Now they both have to deal with the consequences and figure out how to fix it. A fair amount of cursing goes on in this, sorry.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

Prequel to 'The Plan'. The supposed epic romance of Spock and Jim. How it began and why people think they're 'doing it'. Preslash. Misunderstandings galore and pathetic attempts at humour. Fear it.

Why yes, aliens did make them do it. Old cliche. Starting off with a diplomatic kiss...does that count as a title drop? Most definitely Kirk/Spock and certainly not to be taken seriously. Completely for the sake of craziness.

Jim is a geek. Spock is clueless. Academy life is hard. And really bad pick up lines are used. Kirk/Spock.

Valentines suck. Jim decides that the only way to get rid of annoying propositions is to fake a relationship with Spock. Now all they have to do is get caught in a compromising position by someone in the crew so the word will spread. Piece of cake. Right?

A case leads Sherlock & John to a Holmes family friend's mansion, and to an event in Sherlock's past that he would rather not revisit. S/J friendship/tentative romance; past S/Victor Trevor. Adult situations & language, refs to underage sex & suicide.

Spock has been experiencing unusual symptoms lately and seeks out McCoy's help. Now if only the good doctor would stop laughing. Spock/Kirk fluff. Rated for McCoy's mouth.

'Nothing is always absolutely so.' 90% of everything is crud. A quick look at five times the crew of the Enterprise initially misread the situation, and two times they knew exactly what was going on. Spock/Kirk love, or close enough.

K/S: An incident during a shore leave gone disastrous leaves Spock with a link he never expected with his captain—a bond he needs but which he suspects Jim never wanted. The consequences of how he deals with that 'belief' change everything for them.

Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.

Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

COMPLETE!Sasuke is the new guy at school. Naruto hates him from day one. What happens when the two are paired for a project, or even worse, staring opposite roles in Romeo and Juliet? And what happens when Neji joins the picture? SasuNaru