They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.

Ichigo's mission: to save Inoue Orihime, the future mother of the leader of the human resistance, from the robot Ulquiorra, who's come from the future to kill her. Will Orihime survive? ULTRA CRACK.

Orihime lifted the fork to her mouth, only to have it clatter to the plate as a naked man was deposited in her living room. Ulqui X Hime :

After Ulquiorra faded into the darkness Orihime was at loss. But what happens when one night she hears an unknown noise in her kitchen? Read on to find out how her love unfolds...