So...I'm not really sure how to start this, but God knows I'll start rambling soon enough.

Well, my username is avengejohnlock, which you probably know, since you're here and all. The avenge comes from the fact that I love THE AVENGERS, especially Thor and Iron Man, though my number one man is a tie between Bruce Banner and Loki.

Loki: His eyes, you guys, they're so full of emotion and hurt and he's not truely evil, I think, but he's got so many conflicting emotions about who he is and what his purpose is, topped onto the bitter sadness he's had since childhood since Thor was always the favorite, and OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM.

Yes. Loki is brilliant.

Bruce Banner: There are not words to describe this fucking angel of a man. He's dealing with a self-inflicted extreme personality order that he just can't get rid of, and it kills him because he's terrified of hurting people so he distances himself from anyone and everyone and is lonely off in India or Africa or wherever he decides to go. Then he gets forced into the Avengers and is all sciency and brilliant and he meets Tony Stark who is the only one out of everyone who believes in him and treats him like a normal human being, unlike fucking Fury who forces a shitload of stress on the guy and then plans to kill him if the stress he didn't want becomes to much and he goes green. (I don't care for Fury any damn way, but that pisses me off still.)

THEN, to make me run out of feelings, he starts to gain a small bit of control and starts really hanging out with Tony and he actually smiles a legit non-halfsy smile and my heart is full of joy. I JUST REALLY FEEL FOR HIM, OKAY? He's my favorite everything.

The johnlock is a Sherlock reference, obviously. I ship Sherlock/John in my head, as lovers and just as besties. I am fairly confident in arguing that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote them with the intention of them being gay, because there are some incredibly romantic passages in those books, and it's not as though he could write them as more then friends given the time period. You know, the whole "My dear Watson" thing is what seals the deal for me, because it's like a title Sherlock Holmes gives him in the book, more then a sarcastic or just friendly comment, and even when John's with a woman he'd push her aside for Sherlock in a second. Then again, you could just argue that Conan Doyle is simply a campy man. Whatevs.

I also me some Young Justice, mostly because I love Dick Grayson and his relationship with Bruce as the first Robin, and that show portrays it really well. Also, it has Superboy with Duchey/DeadbeatDad Superman, which I find hilarious. (I adore duchey Supes. Very few things amuse me more.)

I HATE Glee, because it pisses me off pretty much every episode and I'm going to have an annurism one day. That being said, I CANNOT STOP WATCHING. I just...I wanna know what happens to my precious Kurt and my beloved Blaine and my darling Sam and, and I love some of the characters so much that I can't abandon them. It's really stressful, you have no idea. (Unless you know all too well...) I write some glee fanfiction though, because I love writing, and it's not as intimidating to write about. Like, I couldn't write Sherlock fanfiction. The show is way, waaaay to well written for me to even try.

My Favorite Characters From Fiction (Top 15)

1. Kurt Hummel

2. Loki

3. Bruce Banner/The Hulk/Possibly Jesus

4. Dick Grayson/Robin

5. Sweeney Todd

6. Sherlock Holmes

7. Tony Stark/Iron Man

8. Anya (Buffy)

9. The Joker

10. Remus Lupin

11. Mycroft Holmes

12. Fred&George Weasley (They ARE ONE)

13. Nymphadora Tonks

14. John Watson

15. Luna Lovegood

That is not in any particular order, by the way. I thought it would be more interesting if I switched around the names so all of the characters weren't in order of their show/book. It seems more ridiculous now.

What else...

I'm a lesbain, one in high school in Georgia, no less. It's not the most fun, but it's not as bad as I know some people have it. My friend has it worse, since it's a lot harder to be on the downlow for him. (He's got one of those voices...and gets his nails done...and his ringtone is Britney Spears. It's not an ironic ringtone either.) We plan on moving to Toronto.

I have a unicorn pillowpet. It's probably the most comfortable thing on the planet.

My parakeet (Headwig) is probably Satan.

The world is schedualed to end on a significant birthday of mine. So...if hell opens because my father really was a demon and uses me to cause the apocalypse, I apologize.

I like girls, legit. But I would marry Chris Colfer or Benedict Cumberbatch if they offered. (I like blue eyes with dark hair and cheekbones.) And if Bruce Banner were real...Well. (I think marrying Loki would be a bad idea, since I'm enough of a jerk without his influence. But Bruce and I could work out our anger issues/bipolar disorders together! It's romantic except for the fact that it's just depressing.)

If Glee characters were The Avengers:

Iron Man: Kurt Hummel- Wait for it, because I've reasoned this out. Kurt's good with mechanics in canon, Burt's a mechanic after all and we know he works there. If Burt were to have died with that heart attack, Kurt would have nothing strong enough to keep him from sinking into depression, similar to Tony Stark's. He's witty and full of dark humor, but he gets almost shildish when excited. It's perfect.

Captain America: Blaine Anderson- He's perfectly well-intentioned, and born undeniably tiny. He just fits, really. Plus the outfit...It's ridiculous enough to be something he'd wear.

The Hulk: Artie Abrams- I love the idea of sweet, quietish, wheel-chair bound Artie being a scientist, and then turning into the Hulk. Think about it-the only time he has use of his legs is when he's the Hulk. It's majorly depressing.

Thor: Sam Evans- Well, he has the look, and the pure intentions, and I think he'd react similarly to having to fight someone he considers a brother.

Black Widow: Santana- She's just badass. I don't know, I just like her as Black Widow the most.

Hawkeye: Mike Chang- He's stoic enough, and out of the rest of them he just fits the best.

Loki: I'm torn on this one, because I can't recast Loki well-enough, in my opinion. Jesse works the best, I think, but I don't know...

I want to write this. Or doodle it. Something.

I'll leave it at that for now, I suppose. If anyone who reads this is, in fact, gay or a lesbian or bisexual or asexual or transgender or pansexual or anything (short of a murderer), feel free to message me. I don't know, I mean, if you're having a hard time, I'm a pretty good listener. I came out at fourteen, which was...not a peaceful transition, and you know, maybe it would have been easier if I'd had someone to talk to. So yeah, feel free to message me. About Anything. Not just sexuality issues. I've been clinically depressed, and I am bipolar, and unashamed to admit it. I don't care, and I won't judge you.