I don't get it. You'd think that after I died, I'd have gone somewhere other than Suna...But ya know, there's something...Fun...about people backing away from you in fear. I'm not evil though...and I'm only scary when someone wants me to be. I don't see why that makes me a demon...but I'll take it. I've even got a rival. Gaara...he's full-time scary. SI OC

Ben Hargreeves/OC — In which Vera just wanted to help a man clean up his act and hadn't really meant to sign up for the whole Klaus Hargreeves package. Not to mention his imaginary, dead brother who apparently, according to Klaus, has a massive crush on her.

Kakashi is a girl, she really is, despite her wrong body and her less-than-delicate attitude. Trans!Kakashi.

How did it come to this? Oh wait, I remember now. My weakness for all things cute. (Self-Insert)

[Book 2] The Earth Kingdom is an impartial maze, its paths constantly twisting and turning. The Avatar and his friends have taken one path, Prince Zuko and his companions have decided upon another. Along the way, enemies and friends will be made, unexpected feelings will arise, and loyalties will be tested. Nothing is set in stone.

There is always madness in love. Post-War. —Shisui/Sakura

Join Sasuke on his journey as he takes the long way home. Sasuke/Fem-Naruto. Rated M for one scene of Mature content. One-shot! Please read, review, and enjoy! Newly rewritten!

Obito used Kamui and somehow landed in a dimension where he did not betray everything that he stood for, and that the alternate him and Kakashi are closer than what he could have imagined. (This world is a fake, and everything is futile). Obikaka, warning of Tobi's actions. Also, FLUFF. SO MUCH FLUFF. (and angst).

Midoriya Izuku had known from an early age that he was quirkless and unwanted, but even so that never stopped him from dreaming of that ideal married life with his wonderful future wife. And since he was a kid, he's been waiting for that one perfect moment to meet his soulmate. So when the time finally did come for him, it was everything he wasn't expecting. "Why is he a guy?"

Itachi Uchiha is Konoha's youngest Hokage by nearly a decade. Between external politics internal politics and attempting to bridge the gap between Konoha and the Uchiha he now has to put up with Shisui's constant attempts of setting him up with Naruto Uzumaki. A task that becomes much harder with each passing year. Non-Massacre Hokage Itachi x Fem Naruto. Fluffy bullocks

Blackbeard gives Luffy to the Marines, instead of Ace. Sengoku really wishes he hadn't. A bit cracky, meant purely for humor.

In which the world experiences the aftermath of a bargain between the Pirate King and the Master of Death. Oneshot

A series of drabbles as Saeyoung thinks about his soulmate. (AU where everything you do to your skin appears on your soulmate as well. 707/MC, mentioned Yooran)

"They say that if you chant 'All Might' into a mirror three times, Midoriya turns up because he's such a big All Might fanboy." Shouto knew that theory was ridiculous, but that didn't mean he was above trying it.

Naruto is an Idiot with a capital I, and Sasuke feels the needs to help her for his own sanity. Fem Naruto x Sasuke

One-shot Collection. AceSaku. 1: He lived. Nothing else mattered, not even how she came to be in the situation. Not even what she sacrificed. 2: He had a second chance. They both did. And he was going to make damn sure they made the best of it. Sequel to One Life to Live. Conan divergent (both), spoilers (both). Two-shot.

The various ways that you and Saeyoung have expressed your love to each other. (Almost pure fluff. Spoilers! Sequel story is "Memories of a Family")

It didn't take much for her to catch his eye, but once she did, he couldn't help but seek her out again and again. FemHarryxLaw.

Kakashi is amused by Sakura's drunken confession: she has a thing for his forearms. A playful story about the things Sakura likes and dislikes about the men in her life.

In the void, a monster opens its eyes. And so do I. [OC-Insert!Gedō Mazō, AU, minor crossover]

He had been cut too many times to count, yet there he still was. And, he realized, so was she. Established Zoro x OC.

"Uh, hello. Do you know anything about snakes, or in particular, basilisks?" she asks. He stares at her, this green-eyed, black-haired nymph, as she looks up at him from her book. Stupidly, he says the first thing that comes to his mind. "I'm a Parselmouth." [Soulmarks AU, Fem!Harry, TMR/fem!Harry]

Sometimes the universe has a cruel sense of humor. Darcy tends to be the butt of the joke.

It's one thing to be nervous about kissing someone. It's another thing entirely to accidentally kiss the wrong person. Established Zoro x OC and Sanji x Nami

Minato decides to rant about the utterly horrifying, completely improper, and (most likely) emotionally abusive relationship his daughter shares with her teammate, Sasuke Uchiha. Iruka tries to get the Hokage to deal with his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru Companion piece to Fugaku's Laments (An Ideal World Fic)

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)

"It would be rather rude, Rize supposes, to kill him on the first date. Where would be the harm in letting him stew in his foolish infatuation for just a little while longer?" Only, half a year later, with her prey-turned-boyfriend still alive and kicking, Rize begins to consider that she may have made a slight miscalculation.

It was such a small insignificant thing, but Zoro just couldn't stop looking at it. Established Zoro x OC.

It made absolutely no sense to her that everyone kept saying Zoro's eyes were dark. Established Zoro x OC

Ghouls have no fairy tales with happy endings. Ayato x OC

Everyone needs a little reassurance after a bad dream, even the man who will become the world's greatest swordsman. Zoro x OC

Zoro thinks giving flowers as a gift is pointless. So why the hell was he wasting his time trying to find the perfect one? Sanji could probably tell him, if the swordsman ever asked, which of course, he wouldn't.

He never cared about what anyone wore before, but her sweater was just too hideous to not say something.

Sanji just can't turn away from what he is sure to be a horrendously huge and awkward train wreck. Zoro x OC

The Sorting Hat wants some entertainment this year. A/N: Pure crack fic proposed by flamingpen18. Idea is hers.

Sasuke's travels through the Elemental Nations led him to the company of the most peculiar girl. Fem!Harry

Ken's love of books has led him to ill-fated meetings twice before. The third time it happens, he is not the one on the receiving end of misfortune, but it still hurts.

Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.

Information about the Sonata of Darkness' whereabouts prompted Senritsu to go on a journey to Cihan to pay a visit to a cruel General who may be in possession of one of the solos. Feitan has unpleasant memories about said General, but finds himself with no choice but go to Cihan - his hated home. (sequel of To Steal Music) (cover image by Bai-Feng333) (rated M for gore)

Pakunoda is dead; however, her most recent memories have brought a promise back to life. A promise from many years ago, made from a thief to a musician. "Some day. I steal you. I steal you and music." (based on Yandere Shoujo's one-shot: Eye to Eye) (crack pairing: FeitanxSenritsu) (cover image by Bai-Feng333)

A picture is worth a thousand words but she won't speak any. Kageyama x OC

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

Written in response to chapter 692 because I'm so done with Sasuke and I think Kakashi is, too. 100% crack don't take this seriously I didn't even proof-read it it's just Kakashi throwing a tantrum and swearing a lot and calling his students names. **Whoops, forgot about the title rule, my bad! Thanks for the heads up, anon, but no need to hate, yo.

A chance encounter in a coffee shop leads an unlikely pair to a curious conversation. One of them hopes it will be the last time they'll meet. The other is already planning their next encounter. (one-shot) (crack-pairing: SenritsuxKuroro) (gift-fic to Bai-Feng333)

COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.

[komaeda/hinata] He slicks his clammy palm through his hair, beady drops of sweat trickling down his face. Hinata continues to stare at him with his shamrock gaze that, as soon as Komaeda opens his mouth to speak, dies, and his gaze goes lifeless. "H-Hinata-kun, do you have any raisins?" No, the line goes. "Well, how about a date?" Of Komaeda, Hinata, and corny pickup lines.

What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC

Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.

Draco knew that their love would never be accepted, but he didn't care. He loved his apple with all of his heart. Drapple (obviously) One-shot

Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.

Hawke is pregnant. Fenris copes as best he can; everyone else laughs from a distance. A series of unconnected vignettes spanning the pregnancy of a Champion.

Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru

The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...

Ah, the Riddler's charm. It's like no other… Riddler/OC

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

[Book 1] A 21st century teenager named Dakota Robbins is tossed into the thick of a Hundred Year War, burdened with unreliable knowledge as well as a stubborn conscience. The lesson to be learned from all of this? Don't stick your hand in mysterious, glowing water and expect to walk away without a story to tell. This is the beginning of that story.

Hunger is all that No-face knows. And around Sen, he is ravenous.

SHIELD assigned Darcy Lewis to be Bruce Banner's lab assistant, for what little scientific help she'd be. But hey, at least she can work Stark's coffee machine. Written for a prompt on the LJ meme, Bruce/Darcy

She will not leave him alone. A kmeme fill about accidental touches that spans the entirety of the Fenris romance. Hawke/Fenris, complete.

Tinkering with potion creation, Hawke accidentally creates something that can only be described as elfnip. F!Hawke/Fenris

A sequel of sorts to 'Marked'. His brands had drawn them together but in the end they would prove their undoing. F!Hawke/Fenris.

A Dragon Age one shot. Fenris' wounds are more than skin deep. F!Hawke/Fenris.

She was a Spider. She was Number 4, before the Magician killed her. Now, her name is Ginger, and she just wants some peace in her life. But life has a lot more troubles to offer her. KuroroXOC. ATTENTION: SLIGHT SUE ALERT.

The two lolis solemnly swore that they'd get the two together if it was the last thing they did.

Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.

A young woman is transported to the world of Harry Potter and back to 1976. She remembers the books in detail, but is under a charm that prevents her from revealing or changing anything. Sirius/OC. Full summary inside.

The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.

Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.

Naruto had always been a boy of his words. But when he died proving it by bringing Sasuke home, Sakura only realised how seriously he took his nindo. One shot.