They're both idiots. One's a grumpy idiot. The other's an optimistic idiot. A drabble about these two idiots. Felix/Marinette

When Adrien is cornered, he receives unexpected help from a certain black cat. life swap

Ladybug and Chat Noir end up in the same alleyway as they de-transform which would be totally fine...if it wasn't for the fact that both Marinette and Adrien had been in the shower mere moments before the Akuma attack.

Cats do not like it when you touch their paws, especially their beans. Felix is no exception.

"Attention, guests. The time has come for our Date Auction!" Adrien froze. Date auction?

In which Sakura gets a new job as a bar backer...and Kisame is the owner. One-shot, 50 themes, and the complete product of my conversion to crack.

The mayor has a plea. Peon is horrified. Sting is amused. bee!Jagged, peacock!Nathalie

When LB and CN are squabbling like children, Sting is utterly done. Bee!Jagged.

Adrien's been real excited with THE Jagged Stone coming to Paris. He's expecting to hear some awesome music, hopeful to go to a concert, maybe an autograph, and totally didn't expect the odd girl that came with the rock star.

Adrien's pretty excited about this reveal, while Marinette's still unsure. And her butterflies are just as nervous as ever. Sequel to Oops.

You got to be careful when cleaning your room when someone else is around for what they might find. Most people have secret diaries. Or that toy collection. Or that one embarrassing picture you keep forgetting to burn. For Marinette, it was the swarm of butterflies she kept in her room. Oops.

For Marinette Dupain-Cheng, it is not great to be a cat. Personally she would say she does NOT want to be a cat. And this was largely why.

Once again, Chat takes a blow, but this time for Marinette. And due to a bit of ridiculous bad luck, she's now stuck with a kitten. Companion piece to Little Princess.

Tikki thinks she's got this, for it isn't hard watching the cutest, little angel. Plagg knows she doesn't.

In the winter time, ladybugs slow down to hibernate, and have been known to stowaway inside homes for warmth. Marinette is no different. As a true, sleepy and cold Ladybug, she'll latch onto anything that moves. And is warm.

After an Akuma attack goes wrong- Marinette finds herself in 1920's New York City with an entirely different Cat Noir. Meanwhile Adrien finds himself stuck trying to handle a very unfamiliar Ladybug. Both of them come to realise you don't know what you have until it's gone. Ladynoirx2, Adrienette, Marichat

Marinette did the unthinkable. She took the bullet for Chat. And now she's stuck in his care and poor Adrien doesn't quite fully know what to do with a kid.

Things get out of hand when an akuma fight leaves Chat high on catnip.

It was her day off, gosh darn it, and she had to spend it in a political meeting all because her "best friends" and "loving husband" just HAD to have her there. She was determined to get her revenge before the end of the day, but how? ...Blood bending is some useful stuff, ne?- Rated M purely because of a bit of crude humor. Enjoy!

Because he is Itachi, she is Sakura, and that's the way things work. [Series of one-shots. Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians."]

Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. [Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to "Just Because."]

He always kept his promises, but none of his other deals had ever been so... promising. Life just got a little more interesting.

The Lord of the Western Lands had upset his mate by not accepting the bowl of so called baked beans she had offered him. So in order to make her happy, he was forced to eat the disgusting human filth, unaware of its concequences. Sess/Kag

COMPLETE Following tragedy in England, Harry and Sirius escape to Tokyo. Harry attends the prestigious Ouran High School, intent on keeping his head down, but the limelight has a way of finding him. HEAVY EDIT/PARTIAL REWRITE LANDING IN LATE 2018 See profile for updates.

Ever wish you had a friend that you could call up when that love life crisis hits? Noodle feels the same way as you! 2DXNoodle. Rated T for language