Drabbles. Diary of a woman from our world who gets sucked into the World of Warcraft, literally. She's reached her peak and she's got a hot new body - Garrosh, hide your warriors! Rated for adult situations and language. Mostly cathartic brain fluff, and subject to/victim of the Patented Zoop Scenario Randomizer. *LEGION STORY ARC IN PROGRESS*

The war is over, the Flood are dead, and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship, and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their saviour back? OC/John. REWRITTEN AND COMPLETED.

Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS

From Mission City to Cybertron, this story blends the lives of humans and Cybertronians as they deal with life, politics, friendships and romance as they struggle to end the war, work together, and seek a way to restore Cybertron and the AllSpark. G1/Bayverse (sans AoE). This is not a fast-paced action piece, more like a day in the life, but give it shot anyways? No Slash. Thx!

Elina Epps is living a pretty normal life. She's a PA at the local hospital, her best friend is her roommate, and they own their own house. But when her uncle gives her a call and offers her a once in a lifetime opportunity, she leaves everything behind to step into the world of NEST. OC/Ratchet

Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.

After an attack by the Decepticons, Optimus and Ironhide have to keep Ratchet alive by spark merging with him. What will happen as a result? Optimus Prime/Ratchet/Ironhide

G1: Soundwave cannot excuse Megatron's actions. He has doubts about himself now, and tries to figure out what comes next. Every mech has a turning point: this is his. PLEASE READ WARNINGS INSIDE! Sticky slash.

When Wheeljack's latest invention go haywire in the middle of a battle, Starscream and Optimus Prime find themselves thrown in a completely different universe... One in which they both meet their worst nightmare. Crossover G1/SG TF READ WARNINGS INSIDE!

G1. Praxian mechs from Prowl's past appear on Earth, secretly endangering the crew, especially the twins. Prowl must save the twins and face his love for both Jazz and Prime. Who will he choose, and why do the twins mean so much to him? AU elements.