Hey people I LOVE Percy Jackson and Harry Potter.

Your boy side

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 16 (And I'm a girl...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Noooooooo!)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars. (What? Noo!)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (My showers generaly take 45 minutes then i'm sitting tere randomly tinking in the bathroom...)
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 6 (This is sad... *Shakes head*)

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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile

~Things Found Only in America~

1. Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America - are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America - do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America - do banks leave both doors to the vault open & then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America - do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway & put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America - do we use answering machines to screen calls & then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America - do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America - do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America - do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!

R A N D O M.

Which shoe goes on first? Depends

Ever throw a shoe at someone? Yep!

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

Favorite ice cream? Chocolate

How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? Do you think I spend all day counting cereal?

Do you cook? No

Current mood? Writey mood, the mood where I go on FanFiction all day.

A B O U T . Y O U

What time is it? 4:41.

What is your name? Lily Martin i think.

What do you want to do? Right now, eat my cake.

Where do you want to live? In Greece

How many kids do you want to have? 2.

Do you want to get married? Yes

Have you done drugs? Never

What do you like on your pizza? Cheese

Can you cross your eyes? Yeppers

Do you make your bed daily? Are you kidding? I never make my bed!

I N . T H E . L A S T . 4 8 H O U R S . H A V E . Y O U

kissed someone? No, at least I don't think so.

sang? Yes, I sing all the time.

been hugged? Yeppie.

felt stupid? Nope, at least I don't think so.

missed someone? Not really...

danced crazy? Oh yeah!

gotten your hair cut? No, I'm trying to grow it out.

cried? No, not that I think. Unless crying from laughing too hard counts...

been kissed? You asked this question twice.

.S T U F F.

Have you been searched by the cops? No

Do you have a dog? one

The last time you've been sledding? Never sad right

Do you consider yourself creative? OH YEAH!

Do you have friends on FF.net? No.

Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net? Noperoos

Where are you? On my butt.

Look up, then look back, what do you see? Ceiling,window, bed.

What are you listening to right now? Look at Me Now

Last thing you ate? Brownie

Last thing you thought? I wonder what Percy is doing?

You have a million dollars, what do you do? I'd buy as many books as i can.

What are you eating/drinking right now? Milk and brownie.

1.Your real name: Lily
2.Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Ylixl
3.Your Gangsta name(the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Lilizzle
4.Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Dog.
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Kamari Elm Street
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Marli
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Sprite
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Delores Eugine
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Bambi

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

When I get married she'll be the maid of honer,

When i have a baby, she'll be the godmother,

And when were old, she'll be sitting with me in the nursing home,having wheelchair races

She's more then my best friend. She's my other half

Girls are like apples in a tree.

All the sweet, nice ones are at the top.

But, boys don't want to reach for the good ones

because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think

"Is there something wrong with me?"

But, in reality, they're all amazing.

They just have to wait

for the right boy to come along,

the one who's brave enough,

to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

Im bored. Survey?? That's a YES

What's your favorite symbol?

A smiley(:

Do you have a mental disorder?

Not that I know of.. But my parents wonder out loud sometimes.

What do you want for your birthday?

A friend ( JK!!)

Really?

No, I just thought I'd say that. Of course yes!

Are you in love?

With myself? Yes! But other then that..I'm single bitchss!

Are you related to anyone on fanfiction?

Not that I know of..

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

A-Z About me!!! Wooow.

A - Available? For sure(;
B - Best Friend(s)? Latreese Sydney Monique-

C- Crush? Jalen Knowlton but you wouldn’t know him
D – Dog? Bambi ( like the deer)
E –Easiest person to talk to? My mommy
F - Favorite Food? Fried Chicken!
G – Gummy bears or worms? Worms. Gummy Worms.
H - Hometown? Yea right
I – If you could move would you? No. I think not.
J - Job? School
K - Kids? I'm not thinking about that now.!
L – Longest car ride? Florida.
M – Milk flaver? Milk doesn’t have a flavor!
N – Number of siblings? 2 sisters 1 brother and of course moi
O – One wish? I had a million wishes
P - Phobia (S)? Bees
Q – Favorite Quotes? "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
R – Reasons to Smile? Cuz your reading my stories
S – Song you last heard? Say Ahh;; Trey Songz
T – Time You Woke up? How would I know
U – Unknown facts about me ? If someone gets to close to me I sniff them
V – Vegetables you love? Carrots
W – Worst habit ? Pointing at strange people
X - X-rays you’ve had ? None
Y – Your mom? Is amazing ( LOL that’s what he said)
Z – Zodiac sign? Taurus

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
x You own something from Abercrombie.
x You own something from Pac sun.
x You own something from Hollister.
xYou own something from American eagle.
x You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
x You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat.
x You hate buying things that are on sale.
x You have more than one house.

Total: 2 (Fail)

GOTHIC

x Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
x You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
x Your hair was/is dark.
x You dislike preps.
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 4 ( I looove black)

PUNK

X You can skateboard
x you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
x you dislike pink.(don’t tell my mom
x You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 4 (LOL)

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
XYou are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 8 (Im not a geek I just have nerd swagg.)

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
x You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
x You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 7 ( 8 is me number)

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
x You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 3 (What is scene...)

"I'm so hot I make fire stop, drop and roll!"

I really don't like these but they scare me so ya. Don't read it please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm Black and have white friends so I MUST think I'm white
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.

NEW School Prayer:

Now I sit me down is school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reings the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

QUIZ! After each word put the first thing that comes to mind.. This is gonna be funnn :) lol

Santa Christmas

Games Life

Quizzes This

Board Me

Thong Taylor

Laundry Hate

Sex Smex

Easter Egg

Family Love

Prints Paper

Sins Bad

Alcohol Drunky

Pepsi Strong

Twilight Die

Boyfriend/girfriend Love

Name Bree

Game Tennis

Virgin Me

Goggle Everything

Food Yum

Condom Flavored

Chat room Creep

Bedroom Purple

Hunting Evil

Bed Juicy

Snow Cold

Princess Me

Partner Wedding

Myspace Old

Cyber-sex Get a life

Account mine

Love Magical

Christmas Sharing

Blog Nope

Taylor swift Weird

Plaid Golf

Sixty-nine Basketball

Lemons Make me Lemonade

Yellow snow Did I do that

You Sexy

The Basics:

Age:15
School: Like I would Tell You Acadamey
Nationality: Afro-can Amercian
Hobbies: Jack- Slapping

Love Life:
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope
Do you like someone?: Yes.
Does anyone like you?: I think so.
Have you ever kissed anyone?: Yes
Hugged anyone in the past week?: Yes

Friendships
Who is your best friend?: Tressey

Where did you meet them?: In our neighborhood, when we were embryo things
Did you lose any friends this year?: Not yet.
Gain any?: Uh Nuh
Meet a special friend?: What do you mean by special
Did you hang out with any friends in the past week?: I've been in school for the last week, so yeah.

New Years Eve
Did you do anything at midnight?: I kissed my guy bestfriend ( just to do it guys I don’t like him like that)
Who did you spend it with?: My guy bff
Did you have any resolutions?: To be weirder

Valentines Day
Did you have a Valentine?: Yes
Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: Yupp. they were puppy
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?:yes

Summer
Did you go on vacation?: I don’t remember
Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: I don’t live by a beach
How long was your summer break?:2 months
Did you get a tan?: Uh no
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: Yes

Halloween
Did you go trick or treating?: No
If so, who did you go with?: The trash can
Did you dress up?: In a blanket, hurling my guts up
Was it fun?: Try it then come back to me

Christmas
Who did you spend it with?: My Grandmama and Papa and my mommy and daddy and my siblings and cousin
Did Santa come to your house?: I shot Santa when I saw him trespasting.
Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? No I was damn tired

Your Birthday
Who did you spend it with?: A bucket of chicken and a bunch of choco ice cream
What did you do?: Shot my ex
What did you get?: Everything I wanted cuz I was “sad”
When is it?: May 16

Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
Kissed someone: Yes
Hugged someone: Course
Electricuted yourself: It hurt like hell
Climbed more than 60 feet: No
Made a Youtube video: No
Lied to a loved one: Yes ( God forgive ) L
Had a nosebleed: Yes
Gotten airsick: No
Been so bored, you just ate food: Everyday. Thank God I'm not fat :/

5 Do’s
1. Do you play any instruments?: Yes
2. Do you play any sports?: Yup
3. Do you believe in 2012?: No its to scary
4. Do you like cheese?: YES
5. Do you honestly like Obama?: Yes im proud of him

4 If’s
1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you?: Seeing as I don't have one. Yes.
2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: YES!
3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose?: I’d kill myself
4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose?: Sprite

3 How’s
1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: 21
2. How many siblings do you have?: 3
3. How did your last Christmas go? Great.

2 When’s
1. When did you have your first kiss?: Umm... 8th grade.
2. When did you last have a piece of cake?: Last weekend

1 What
1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you?: WTF

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

I love these! always make me laugh!!

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

WEIRD QUIZ THING

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

“ I just want to fit in” Nudge said. ( Maximum Ride)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My dresser

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV

Dino Dan ( why was I watching Dino Dan?)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:32

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:05

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom on the phone

7 When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Taking my dog out

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My book

9. What are you wearing?

Long shirt and shorts

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope

11. When did you last laugh?

Have been laughing the past 10 minutes

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My 2 year old sister singing Racks

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its very quizzical

15. What is the last film you saw?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Books, video games... some other stuff I can't think of right now

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I threw Harry Potter and the Order of the Phonez at my teacher. And I didn’t get in trouble

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I’d stop global warming

19. Do you like to dance?

Doesn’t everybody

20. George Bush:

Is one of the best presidents ever. NOT

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Monique

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Davion

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yea

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"I will excuse your weirdness”

Percy Jackson quiz

Name you favorite Percy Jackson characters 1-10

1. Percy

2. Grover

3. Annabeth

4. Thalia

5. Tyson

6. Rachel

7. Silena

8. Juniper

9. Clarisse

10. Charlie

1. Have you ever read a one/four romance?Would you?

Percy- Thalia Not completely horrible

2. What would be your reaction if six wanted to go out with ten?

Rachel and Charlie. Silena would kill Rachel first.

3. What would be the description for an eight/Three fic?

Juniper and Annabeth. EWWWWWWW just the thought makes me want to barf.

4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving two,five, and nine?

Grover, Tyson, And Clarisse Adventure

5. If seven played a sport, what would it be?

Gymnastics

6. Where would two and four go if they were dating?

The woods

7.Do you or anyone you know think six is hot?

Nope

8.Would you read an eight/five fic?

No its just weird. Tyson is huge and Juniper is super tiny compared

9. What would be the warning on a ten/seven fic?

Silena and Charlie. I would read of course. Warning may be extremely lovey- dovey

10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three.

Thalia is in a happy relationship with Clarisse(WTF), until Clarisse runs off to marry Tyson (poor Tyson). Thalia is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Juniper (wtf?), until Juniper cheats on Thalia with Grover (Perfect) Thalia finally takes the advice of Percy and settles into a happy relationship with Annabeth. (LOL like Percy would do that)